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answer the question i sent you snitch
hay I aint no snitch
you still friends?
Relatively so
never dated anyone
ouff, s*cks to be you!
who is the last person you dated?
McKenna Langdon, you?
are your pubes as nice as your beard?
Nope, shave them homie
kill yourself
WOW YOUR SO RUDE HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT TO ANOTHER HUMAN BEING, YOUR SICK FREAK THATS SO INCONSIDERATE WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I ACTUALLY DID?
jk i love you.
any cute grade nines ?
meh, not really
do you support movember?
I 100% support movember.
how bigs ur Dic*
im sasquatch... guess
I wanna give u a bj
k**ky ;)
Got ur eye on anyone patty
I have my eye on the prize.
who do you like
my mother, she's great
Now that your beards gone I have nothing to whiff </3 E.B.
whiff everything, young gras*hopper
#RealTalk grow a beard and guess who this is
wait like 2-3 weeks, and i have no idea.
is your p**** hairy
of course not, shaving is wonderful.
U look hot with n without a beard ;)
thank you kind person.
****
is it because im hairy?
LOL IT MADE ME SO HAPPY WHEN I SAW YOU DRINKING COFFEE :')
it makes me feel like you're all grown up and raising your own family Najeem
one day i will have little chewbaccas running around :)
teach me how to beard please <3 Najeem
eat your fruits and vegetables! and drink coffee
i would eat your beard for breakfast
and you wouldn't need to eat for the rest of your life.
best girl friends?
melita, molly, sarah and more che
Patty boy..............WHERE'S DA BEARD, LOOKIN SPIFFY WITHOUT IT mkurbs
the drain :$, iunno man got a lot of people hatin me
are your pubes orange
no they are not
i think youre f***ing hilarious, marry me?
nou
Yo white boii , you know who this is -_________-
shucayb?
I'm too scurd to inbox you
DUN BE SCURD IT"LL BE IIGHT
hmm maybe I don't think you'll like me do , jeez Louis
huh?
I can't go off anon tho ... s*cks to s*ck
inbox me on fabo? options use your head!
LITERALLY LIKE UGH just be my boyfriend already
RICKY ROSS UGHH, but yeah anon thats kinda hard to do.
omg your so cute :$ :$ i wanna get to know you better, inbox me plz!!! :$ <3 im so shy, but wanna become friends :$
thanks aha , hard to inbox if you if i have no idea who you are :$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$$:$, but yeah LETS BE BESTEST OF FRIENDS
I literally want to be your girlfriend
literally? srs buziiiiiiiiinnizzzz
PUPUPUPATTY-G
swagger on a hundred .. thousand... trillion, what ever he said times that by gazillion, and thats only half of how im feeling!
You are actually so beautiful like holy tit balls
as are you my anon friend,
Cutiee <3
d'aww thanks (L)
and your smile, your neck, your collar bones, and back, and your bones
thanks O___O
your feet, your toes, your hair, your shoulders, your arm pits, your elbows, your upper arms, your lower arms, your tonsils, your uvula, your insides, your personality, your clothes, and your eyes.
thanks O___O
i love your beard, your face, your teeth, your head, your nose, your ears, your eye brows, your eye lashes, your lips, your tongue, your fingers, your nails, your tummy, your butt, your twig, your upper legs, your knees, your lower legs, your heels,
thanks O___O
Pattttyyyyyyyy boy mkurbs
hilo.
your beard is se*y.. dont shave it! ps. im a girl..
Thanks <3, but majority of females don't enjoy it
the ladies say shave. ignore Bit**es and keep that manly swag.
#FTB, unless momma green says shave, then im kinda screwed...
Do you like anyone atm? If yes, who? ;)
I like my mom, she's a beauty.
LEAVE HIS BEARD ALONE ITS A NATIONAL LANDMARK
Thanks, no one appreciates greatness these days ;)
your so hot :$ i really want to go out with you but im scared youre going to say no :( inbox me
I dont even know who you are!
shave that beard patty, or ill shave it for you!!
... why :(
Your hot and your beard smells amazing -Big E
Big E swagswag che
Your hot and your beard smells amazing
Ty :)
youre hot and smell amazing.
LOOOL, thank you ;)
PATTY IT FEELS SO GOOD TO HAVE NO HOMEWORK BECAUSE I DID ALL MINE f*** YA kieramckellar
I didnt do the last pair D:
#procrastination
what are the pairs for history
I dunnnno mayn
Patrick I love having you in my computer tech all the roofied cereal in the world couldn\'t unite us - prentice
Ya word
This is Eric if I take you out for a night of naughtyness and romace can I smell your beard
.
Just know, whenever I walk past you i will always have a whiff of your beard
Restraining orders are wonderful
oh boi im naughty enuff ;) check my vids out
Officially scared.
individual thoughts on
kiera m
cas*idy c
haylie l
kathryn s
Im on my phone im not writing a story, inbox me if you want
can u spank me
Have you been naughty¿
blind dates are se*y. cmon we'll have tons of fun
But what if i dont like you.
This is Eric wanna get all sweaty and MMA/UFC/WWE fight
I dont roll that way
This isn't a regular eric im eric muthaf***in ballem let me smell your beard!
Not creepy at all...
everyone post shi* on longboardjake's wall
Do it Pu**y
will u go out with me on a date
I dont do blind dates :$
youre saying im not se*cc :o
Idk you..
jacob why are you asking these questions
How is this a question for me...
anon's are so se*cccc;)
Thats not for you to judge ;)
this s eric can i smell your beard
No.
In Patricks world! Compromise does not exist
Correct.
will you marry me then make our wedding just like zezimas wedding?
You need to get outside more.
you really want me ?:o
I want you, anon person.
thats by boy <3
Always happy to help
I like your beard - matt
lll shave and give it to you ;)
this is all jacobs fault
Isnt it always?
then make one
Now why would i do that
then you s*ck a$$!!!!!
Only on rare occasions :P:P:P
i want you.
The feeling is mutual
Hey can I buy some diapers off of you - nolan
...what.
This is eric ballem can i stroke your beard slowly?
Only girls have this privledge, or creepy guys that attack me
what is ur skype
Dont have it
I swear to god im not asking all these f***ed up questions..
longboardjake
Its okay i still love you
XBox s*cks though
Your problem not mine ;)
JACOB SAID THE GAYBOI!
Of course he did
jacob, ash, matthew, abdul. answer this question please.
Greatness.
thoughts on them individually.....
Im not going to write a page...
it does make sense, you didnt pop the question so she does , would you be flattered?
Doesnt make sense, if she was ready to pop the question shes either crazy or iwould be planning it
I have to confess I have sined I am a chronic masterbater I ask for forgiveness - eric
You are forgiven,but honestly wtf
what if besim proposed to u? would u marry him? ik i would
Only if he did it on xbox live :$
I FEEL BAD FOR SNITCHING ASH :( HES A NICE GUY
He really is
ouch that hurt. gayboi
U'z a gayboy naow
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