Patrick Plunkett
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One word to describe your Ex
what ex? aha
What turns you off ?
lack of pingaz
forever grateful to have you. I'd be fcked otherwise.
haha, I'm always here :)
but instead, you consume me
oooohhhh goody, we'll follow through with that tomorrow
i should be sleeping or packing
maybe you should
grain of sand or grain of rice?
neither or both
camel toe or moose knuckle?
both
hypnotize me with your sensual sansa
why?
if you got me pregnant, what would we name our son?
Roderick
use a little bit of tongue?
ok
tickle my pinky places ?
if you insist
pull my plug?
of course i shall
snip it for me?
youre 18 years too late
M A S T U R B A T I N G
collectively
sitting on the toilet, and i had to make a doody.....
when the doody hit the water, the water hit my b**ty
would you let me see your b**ty hole if i show you my ..................?
of course falafel for b**ty hole
they say lima beans can increase libido
oh really, lima beans added to our diet
do you grind your teeth in your sleep?
perhaps
let me peel it for you?
its not a bananannanananananaanananaa
make me cough up hairballs
only if you swallow some
can we incorporate food into our "diet" ;) ?
of course
also make a little wee come out
maybe
you make my truffle butter excrete
yum yum yum hows that in your tum?
be the third piece to my puzzle?
how many are there?
make me squeal
if you do it
literally thrust your **** down my throat
what is ****?
leave marks on my neck
maybe
gimme peepee playtime??
its up to you
Why should people love you ?
cause im 2swag4clos
What is the greatest thing about being single ?
Any decisions only affect yourself, and no-one can really hold you down>>
Dream girl?
one that likes me... :)
I like dat A$$
ill trust that you do ;)
What's your favourite type of grog?
Anything that gets me drunk, I don't believe in favouritism
Your a good bloke
Thanks I think?
I can't believe it's so round, it's like out there. Look, gross. She's just so... Black
That's racist, somewhat
Oh my god, becky, look at her butt, it is so big. Ugh, she looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends but uh, who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, I mean, her butt, it's just so big.
Why would you do this?
Would you rather be dead or blind?
I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that's meant to say deaf, but I'd pick being blind
Where do your see yourself in 10 years?
With something and someone
do you know what a 15 is?
Can't say that I do
Where the glory hole?
I don't know, Luke won't tell me and I'm sad
Who do you value in your life right now? And what makes you grateful for these people?
Josh, Adelaide, chuck, Ben, will, kristen, teak, Dyl and a few others
What's missing in your life ?
ah, i full time job that i enjoy :)
Rate yourself out of 10
i don't know, maybe 6?
What type of people bore you ?
ones that don't talk to me - Patrick. Boring people- Josh. Me- Jack
Are you a selfish person ?
probably, i don't know
mm you make me so *****
oh ya baby, give it to me harder??
If your bank account had a mood ,what mood would it be in right now?
quivering with rage
What is the longest you have gone without taking a bath?
Technically a bath, a few months, but as for bathing, maybe two days
If you had to get Married at the age made up by the last two Digits of your phone number How old would u be?
60
What profession would you not like to do?
Anything with the preparation of food
Something you regret buying and why ?
everything i had to sell after i bought it
If you were the last human on Earth, what would you still do every day?
search for other people
What could you talk about forever?
video games
what do you do to avoid an*** traction?
Oh good god, that's terrible :)
wow those last ones were really in called for. why don't you mind your own business if you're so annoyed with how Patrick lives his life. there are people out there who love and care about him, and if you aren't on of them back the fack off doodlebrain..
Thanks anonymoose, I appreciate that a heap
wow that last f***** really shrekt you didn't they? hahah
Yep, feeling the burn now
Why don't you just harden the **** up and get over yourself? Clearly no one will ever like you so stop feeling bad for yourself, ****ing gay ****..
Ah, ok then. I'm glad that you know exactly what to do for my life... Cause I clearly don't
What would make you happy?
Companionship
Who do you think cares about you the most?
look, i really dont know, but i would like to thin that my few friends do, and potentially someone who i dont know about ;)
wat is ur *exual fabtasy
None of your business, but it involves having *ex....
Do u have a kink???
Ah, not really.....
top 5 hottest girls you know
well, ****, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... Dont want to creep people out or what have you, so i won't tell you through this, ask me on fb and then ill tell you
do you have a crush on anyone now?
yes, I do
A friend you once had a crush on ?
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, surprisingly, they know who they are....
Money or Loyalty ?
PINGAZZ!!!!
who are your other friends not from school??
ah, teak, will, kristen, jack, adelaide.... but they're not exactly my biggest friends, mainly because we barely know each other, but why though?
All your friends from the school you go too now?
Ah, Josh, Jack and the two Matts, i guess, why do you ask?
A bad habit you think you will never get rid of ?
the sarcasm
Whats the thing you liked the most about your Ex ?
That they don't exist :)
iPhone,ipad and ipod users ,are you using IOS7 or IOS8 ?
8
So no one that is still at school?
Well, at billabong, i was never particular close with anyone, so i don't really know... Why do you ask?
Anyone in particular you miss from high school?
There's a few people, but they've moved on, no point thinking about them...
Best compliment you have ever received ?
Anything about my eyes really....
so far I think you're lovely! omg such a sweet boy. I hope we can be friends. keep up the good work!
so far? thanks btw, but now i'm forced to figure out who you are....
I like that you've been trying to be a more positive person lately, it really shows, in a good way
thanks, i think that finishing high school might have been a major factor in that...
Oh **** what happened to your car dude?
casually reversing out of a driveway, thought i was a big enough angle to clear it, next thing KUHUKFFGIFBOSUFLSIHF!!!!! and yeah, no real damage but still pissed me off no end...
hmu means hit me up, get up on me, get in my grilll, flip me a whizz, be my bae
ok then, if i had okcupid i'd think about it, how about you just message me, and we'll see what happens after that
Also how was your day? How are you doing? Are you getting on fine? How about getting off?
my day was ok at best, everything was going good until the scraping of the car, and that just instantly ruined my mood
List all of your best friends please
ah, from st pauls, tredge, nathan, lillian, gareth, soph and few others
from build-a-bong, jonesy, tristo, and once again a few others
and from life after school, josh, chuck, mason, jimmy, teak, and yeah...
hmu on OkCupid; squizzybaepuppy1
wat? the **** is this, i dont know what this is... well i know okCupid but dafuq is hmu? is that silly spelling of hummus?
Who is the most important person in your life?
Ah, thats really quite difficult to answer, i dont have a partner of any kind, my family and i don't get along particularly well, and i havent many friends, so i dont know, my dog maybe...?
Got any good parties coming up?
Keegan's would be the next major one, but im out most weekends at one and paddy's
Youre an awesome guy pat! Loved watching cricket with you the other day. Will have to hang out again soon. From the only chick that was there watching cricket. :)
thank you chick who shall not be named...
FANG PIIII ;)
fong pey!!!!!
What do you spend your money on the most ?
My car, with video games being a close second
What is the biggest frustration you’re facing now?
Not knowing what to do outside of tafe/uni... i have so much free time, the days all just seem to blur together from the boredom...
What one thing do you want the other person to do that would fix things between you?
appreciate me as much as i do them
Who do you envy and why ?
Anybody who is comfortable with their life
This guy sounds like the kind of person who drinks TOO much and no one wants at parties.
sounds about spot on
"So because u walk home uve gotta have only one?" has this guy been paying attention to anything you've been saying lol? idiot
clearly they've got absolutely no idea what's they're even talking about
So because u walk home uve gotta have only one?
when i walk i would have a couple
OOOOOO scrub my puppy some MOOREE Baaae $$$$$$$
ooooh YAAA give it to meh herder!!!!!
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