Jonas Tang
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Describe your life in 3 words
Fail everything
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Why should people love you ?
I have lame puns
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What is the greatest thing about being single ?
Time. Lightyears
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What's missing in your life ?
Companionship
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Rate yourself out of 10
About a 5. Falling a little short hurhur
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Are you a selfish person ?
I like to think I'm not, not sure how biased that could be though
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Why tf did you call yourself a jonut. Does this come off as too aggressive? Not trying to be so on purpose lmao I am new at banter
I don't make these nicknames up, people give them to me. I believe Jonut has something to do with a combination of my name and a Donut
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Thoughts about Game of thrones season 5 finale ?
Qoohme pls
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How do you deal with someone with bad breath?
Um... just keep your distance
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What is your happiest childhood memory?
I have no idea tbh... my childhood is a blank. I seem to remember liking Prep a lot - had the best teacher from primary school that year. I'm trying hard to come up with something that is a little deeper than joys of gaming or doing well in something school-related, but I got nothing...
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What activity always makes you lose track of time?
Video games I guess, but I haven't really had a long gaming session in a while. One that comes close is DnMing online or just extended conversations online, but I don't really lose track of time then because everything has a time stamp. Rather, I just don't care about the time in those cases because the feeling of a good conversation is almost always worth it (exceptions being when I have an assignment due the next day). Extended phone calls make me lose track of time though.
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favourite teacher at scotch
Westmore ofc.
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The thing you are most looking forward to atm
pokemon symphonic evolution concert
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What was your name on your year 12 jacket
Jonut
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If your bank account had a mood ,what mood would it be in right now?
Unconscious :(
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我喜欢吃企鹅。
Please tell me you're saying you like my name, and not that you like eating penguins. If it's the latter, then WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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favourite book of all time?
Does manga count
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what sort of person are you attracted to?
Not sure how to answer this, I don't really have a type. People who are interesting to talk to, but that's a subjective thing and not everyone would find the same people interesting so yeah idk. Quirky people are fun too
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What is the longest you have gone without taking a bath?
Probably about 7-8 years. Haven't had one since primary school
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i meant where are u from family history wise
China
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where are u from?
Born in Australia.
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Can you tutor me Eng Lang for free
Depends on how much you want out of tutoring. Inbox me
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duck swag, howd u even manage to take such an epic snap lmao
I found some ducks at Monash xD I tried getting closer but it swam into the pond :(
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kev yu or kev fan?
Objectively they're equally great, I'm more familiar with Yu cause train buddies
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What would your reaction be if your parents suddenly told you that you had a twin brother who got lost when you were born?
Cool. Is he still lost?
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If you had to get Married at the age made up by the last two Digits of your phone number How old would u be?
68. Guess I'm going to be alone for a LONG time
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can u pls compose a poem in dedication to your love for ray
Have a Haiku. I love Raymond He. Raymond He is so *exy. I hope he loves me.
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ma or zhao?
Not sure... Zhao's soccer antics are brilliant. Ma's that crazy kid who's somehow interested in my course when everyone else tells me I'm insane/stupid for picking it
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do you have any idea who i am LOL
Guessing D.Chen
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Who was the last person to break your heart ?
Regular Ray of sunshine qoohme is..
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Who was your first crush ?
Counting primary school, Elena I think
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Spam me, you die. Lilchupz
Why does everyone give me death threats? You're the third this month :(
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Would you rather be a donut or a jam? Lilchupz
Jonut pls
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who has the most biddies at monash?
Quillan. No contest
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Oi heard you were talking **** down at cloud last weekend.Meet me at dandy staysh tomorrow at 12 and we'll sort out your problem ****
Where's cloud. Think you got the wrong guy m8.
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its me kevin fan youre so *exy and i want to marry you pls
What is real... I can't tell. Pls Kevin I can't, there's someone else~
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If you had to rename yourself, what would your name be?
Idk I've thought about this question at random times throughout the years and come up with a lot of answers, for varying reasons. Just throwing a list out there, John Jason Ethan Alex, are a few. Tbh though, I would rather not rename myself at this point, I like my name. Pretty sure I thought it was stupid about 6 years ago.
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Something you regret buying and why ?
Not necessarily something I bought, but I regret getting my old 3DS refurbished. I took it in for repairs on Monday and got it back on Friday, only to hear on Tuesday that the New 3DS was coming out and I'd just wasted $150 while getting screwed over by Nintendo.
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apple or android?
Android, all apple users should get real and realise their products s*ck ^_^ no offence!
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what clubs are you in in uni?
LSS MESS Chess Mahjong Don't really go to any of them except mahjong sooo meh
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when are you going to change your fb profile pic?
Soon... I guess? Eventually? When I feel like it idk
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What was your first cellphone ?
An LG phone. Don't remember the model, just remember I had an awesome fish background and there was a stylus
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what would you name your name
I wouldn't name a name, that would defeat the purpose of it being a name
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will you marry me
cheers!
your trusty bud
kevin <3
Which Kevin o.o If this is rice then pls don't cheat on soup
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Uni. Your expectations v reality
Expectations: Don't go to lectures, a lot of cramming. Reality: Go to half my lectures, a lot of cramming.
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Do you even sleep?
All the time. Does it seem like I don't sleep...?
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What was your most embarrassing moment?
There's a few... 1) Macbeth soliloquy year 10. 2) The time I unplugged the router and got screamed at by everyone for 2-3 hours.
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What was the worst punishment you recieved at school?
After school det + interview with the principal in primary school. High school just a det
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When is the most popular time for you to take a shower?
Idk, I don't have a routine for showering. Sometimes in the morning, sometimes immediately after getting home, sometimes before going to sleep, sometimes after dinner .etc
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If you were the last human on Earth, what would you still do every day?
i sing everyday but I try avoid singing in front of people, for their ears' sake. So... sing, probably
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if you were a pedophile who would you harass
Not sure, probably Caleb
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if you had to choose someone from scotch to wank to. who would you choose?
Ray
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if you were gay who would you date.
Ray
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Which aspect of your body are you most happy about?
My eyes. Been playing video games for 15 years and they haven't failed me yet
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What could you talk about forever?
Nothing really, if you take it literally. Closest things are people and games. Maybe Puff.
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michael tang said that he was going to cut off your testicles if you didnt give him ur monash pswd LOL
What is this cyber bullying :( oh well, saves him the trouble of growing his own cause he's WHIPPED
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Would you say that you're very Asian?
There are different types of asians and many different asian qualities, but yeah I'd say so.
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Who do you have a crush on atm
Nobody atm. Had one a few weeks ago but that died down after a while
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B like Bieber or B like Beethoven?
Be like Baby Puff
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how's life?
I think I lost an average of two hours of sleep per night this week relative to usual... little drowsy.
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whos president fish?
MICHAELMORE4PRES2013
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What is your favourite nickname that people call you?
Probably Jonut
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whats the most you've ever talked to someone?
one conversation, about 6 hours across a small timespan, 18.5 hours in 3 days
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Hook me up with some pokemon
what kind of pokemon would you like
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Why do you party so hard?
It's a secret technique that can't be taught to people taller than you
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If you could add a feature to qooh.me what would that be?
Let me format my answers pls. Paragraphs!
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whys kevin fan engaged to michael tang on fb?
Who knows, maybe because rice and soup go together? Maybe because they're one of the least kawaii bromances I've ever seen. Ask them la
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HI JONAS, would you agree that tall people are naturally superior and the rightful rulers of the midget masses?
1) Napoleon. 2) Midgets are a rarity, not the masses. 3) I would say tall people work as nice parasols for short people.
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HI JONAS, would you agree that short people are cute?
Cute as ducks!
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Who are your biddies jonas
none atm sorry~
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Hypothetically if you had to give a 10min speech on "individuality" in house chapel, what would you talk about?
Cheers
Your trusty bud
kevin xx
Individuality is great. Praise the father, the son and the holy spirit. Be unique. Look at how God is three things which are all the same, YET ALL INDIVIDUALLY DIFFERENT MINDBLOWING WOW. K guise lets sing. Being the same is boring. K guise lets sing again. Ok have a nice recess.
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jonas let me be you bae xoxo
Sure bae <3
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is qooh.me fun?
It gets exponentially more fun the closer my assignment deadline gets
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macrob or plc? melb or monash? law or med? where do the best biddies lie.
i don't have sufficient experience with the following: macrob, melb, law, med :( hardly know anyone in law sorry. maybe ask president fish
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WHERE'S MAH MONEY
MY BAD I WAS WAGGING TODAY TO DO MY CRIM LAW ASSIGNMENT
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Jonas if you'd gotten above 99 in vce you'd legit have been my hero. so close, but (not even) so far.
If I'm your hero or would've been your hero, you have bigger problems than me letting you down. You should probably look for a better role model :D Sorry I let you down anyway~
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Lit is the meaning of life. Discuss.
Not much to discuss here, tbh. 42 = Meaning of Life. Lit =/= 42. --> Lit =/= Meaning of Life. Also lit s*cks
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I see you didn't like the rest of my questions jonas. </3
Nah I just don't wanna answer them all at once. Gotta save some for later
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Rice or fish?
Sashimi!! Sashimi Soup for added brilliance!
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A super power you wished you had and why ?
I'm stuck between Telepathy/ mind reading and teleportation Mind reading because people are always confusing teleportation to avoid my 3 hour commute
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Whats the one thing you cannot forgive ?
Nobody has done anything excessively cruel to me that I wouldn't ever forgive them so far in my life. Not saying that everything is forgivable, just that I haven't experienced a lot of things that would probably end up being unforgivable.
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ur atar is?
I got 98.8 last year
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A friend you once had a crush on ?
L
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Who is your favourute girl?
Don't really have one atm
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Money or Loyalty ?
How much money, how much loyalty?
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why did u think i was from macrob
I don't know. Probably misheard somebody when they were talking about someone else and assumed it was you. Sorry!!
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A bad habit you think you will never get rid of ?
Calling everything Puff
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A body part you think you could do without ?
Appendix
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what uni are you studying at and what course?
Monash, Aerospace Engineering and Law
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The last thing you bought ?
Food