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are you currently dating anyway?
Nah
Why am I being mentioned on here? :') s hit was like 3 years ago.. I did hear some interesting stuff about that over the years though Zoeika
I don't know :')
What cheers you up ?
Hard drugs
Wait didn't you cheat on Zoe though lol?
No i did not
Are you and ebonee back together? How do you know she cheated on you? Are you okay?
we are not back together, and i'll cope, message me if you want
So why the fck would you go back to her if she's cheated on you? Once a cheater always a cheater. She's a liar mate
I haven't gone back to her
Outside source confirming that Ebonee did infact cheat on you
I know.
Favourite p*rn category!
Probably interracial gay midget scat p*rn, but other than that i would have to say lesbian.
What's the worst thing you've ever done?
i once said heck
You're handsome
thank you kind stranger :3
You can do so much better than Ebonee. You deserve better and she will just hurt you again and again
i hope so, that gets me off
Have you liked older girls other than steph?
Good one
fck ebony, shes a ****, she cheated on you and fcked other guys, you can do so much better
okay
Do you usually like older girls, younger girls or same age?
I don't have a preference, as long as they are kind to me and i can get along with them.
Eboney deserves someone better than a chump like you
lmao definitely
I haven't seen you for ages! but you are so nice, and funny and kind hearted :)
Why should people love you ?
Because fck off
What is the greatest thing about being single ?
No responsibilities to uphold anyone else's happiness but your own, spend a whole let less money.
Is your year going great ?
Just excellent!
Which song do you think you repeated the most ?
Darude - Sandstorm
What type of people bore you ?
regular people, people that try exceptionally hard to be normall and dull, i like a person that is irregular, but not like "lmao i'm so random" that;s just f*cking annoying
How do you deal with a break up ?
jack off furiously to the pulp fiction sound track
You look like salmon, the one in the can though. Not fresh. Soz bby. Xxxx
How dare you
Oi you bedsock looking ****
shut your mouth you rug looking cow
Thoughts about Game of thrones season 5 finale ?
For the watch.
I don't know just sticking with it
Fair enough
while Corey bell would shave your as* hole
Okay what's your obsession with Corey?
Can I slowly burn your pubes off? Plz bubz <3
it would be my pleasure xoxo
How do you deal with someone with bad breath?
I keep my distance and fight them if i need to.
What activity always makes you lose track of time?
Plucking my arse hairs
What is the longest you have gone without taking a bath?
3 years
Max you ****ing beast, you're a great friend and an even greater person who deals with things in either the best way, or the funniest way. Love ya to bits brother.
Thanks man love you too :)
Can Corey Bell and I lick your nipple together <3
If Corey is involved then f*ck yeah
That person can't be in (year 12) vcal bc we don't have school Mondays or Wednesdays so we won't be anywhere near McClelland college when you finish the GAT. Maybe your anon person will also be doing the GAT and they did mean 1:00.. christiane
Hmm, maybe
Can I please lick your nipples?
yeah alright
Well all I know is that ur a little twig kunt, twig kunt
Upset that you weren't at ballam today. Try harder next time, p*ssy
Leave max alone. People are so rude. Max for what its worth i think 6oure a cool guy.
Thank you :)
Cmon twig don't be soft
Well i know you're either a year 9 or in vcal, because you didn't know that i have the GAT tomorrow and that 'after school' is at 1
Lick my nipples
maybe if you ask nicely
Yeah tomorrow after school twig I'll show myself
Rad.
Meet me then at Balkan park #twigkunt
Balkan Park? :') Does that offer still stand? Or are you going to wear a balaclava so i can't know who you are? :')
What's with all these other twigs coming on here and telling me to man up and come off anon. I will smash all of you with my non twiggy, sturdy branches
Fuucking pusssyyyyyyyyyy
Max go and lift some 1kg weights #twigkunt
How about you lift your game, retaaard.
If you have given people the option to "hide behind a ****ing anonymous option" then don't sook when people start talking ****. You did this, don't go blaming others. ~anonymous guy
I'm fine with people using that option, but when they use that option to call me a p*ssy i find logical flaws in it.
Stop being anon you stupid f**get and tell him who you are! Man up! Low dogs
I agree, don't be a f*cking b*tch
Ebony doesn't like #twigkunts
let's see if she likes your decaying remains
Max I don't know if you're answering because you find it hilarious (I know I do) when these twelvie year old muppets try to talk **** on anon, I just hope what some of these ****s say doesn't get to you like it would get to me :)
it's kinda annoying
#twigkunt man up
Yeah nice, still can't muster the strength to let me know who you are? Tough.
Please leave him alone. He is going through enough. Gosh.
No, now i'm angry, now i want to know who this keyboard soldier is.
Max couldn't punch anyone in the face because his arm would snap on impact #twigkunt
F*cking message me then you weak little prick, i'm not going to take you seriously if you are hiding behind a ****ing anonymous option you absolute p*ssy. I would put my thumbs in your eyes and powder your teeth before you could touch me you f*cking pest.
EVERYONE JUST LEAVE MAX ALONE! Fûck! I don't even know what has gone on between him and ebonee, who cares? It's their business. To be continued..
And thank you again
Now just leave him alone you stupid inbred cuñts. **** I'm sick of him being spoken to like ****, he is such a nice person and has a great sense of humor( I love your sarcasm and come backs haha) to be continued...
Ahaha thank you
so just grow some balls and take it of private you gutless **** wits and if you have something to say, ****ing say it to his face and maybe by chance I will see him punch you in the face!
Maybe
Little max always big with the mouth but couldn't hurt a fly because you're a twig kunt
I'll rape you and your dad.
Your Qoohme is posting it all over Facebook toughen up little boy and get over it
What the f*ck c*nt? "toughen up"? You can't even muster the f*cking testicular power required to message me on facebook, letting me know who you are. Message me on facebook and accept the f*cking scalping you have coming your way.
Haha max your such a fukwit deal with it in private and not on Facebook are you ten hahaha
Actually, i haven't mentioned it at all you inbred little ****er, it's been the other f*cking nosey ****s who have brought it up. I've been keeping to myself about it and answering questions. D*ckhead.
Oh my god. Leave the poor guy alone. He is going through enough **** as it is and he doesn't need anymore. Max, please don't listen to their ****. Leave him alone. FFS
Thank you :)
Your disgusting, ebonee is disgusting, who cares if you guys broke up or not :') sick of seeing this pop up on my newsfeed.
Then unfriend me you f*cking cretin.
Get it through your head Ebonee doesn't want to be with you.
okay
Ebonee's a beautiful girl and it doesn't matter if you people don't think they deserve each other, they deserve to be happy. whether they decide to be together or not is no ones business and nobody has a right to judge ebonee for her decision Zoeika
:)
what happened with jordan and steph
Asking the wrong person, buddy
So you and Steph gonna be each others rebound now? You deserve one another ugh.
Of course! we do just love each other so much
Shout out to Ebonee's friend for being counter intuitive by being in Ebonee's business and talking for her. Follow your own advice maybe.
nah
Everyone should honestly stay out of this. Let Max and Ebonee work things out their way. Leave them be. Let them deal with **** their way. They don't need people butting into their lives.
Thank you :)
Max, why is it that people can't drop a touchy subject? One that I'm sure that wasn't easy for either people involved actually...meh, Ima shut up now
Asking the wrong person
Um how are we butting in if we asked a question? If he wanted it to be private he never would've answered any of the questions so please calm down we never said it wasn't easy for Ebonee so lol at you - (To Ebonee's friend).
If you were one of the people who were nicely inquiring i don't think she was talking to you, i think she was talking to the arseholes
Thank **** she dumped you're depressed as*. She can find something better in s heart beat.
I'm aware, don't have to be a c*nt though.
And yes i realised I used her account. I'm on her phone as she doesn't want to even look at this but I don't take back what I said. Ebonee98
ok
You think this is easy for Ebonee? You're wrong! She's ****ing upset and if you simple minded people could stay out of their problems maybe they could sort out their own **** and not have **** wits butting in. Ebonee98
Just to clarify for everyone this is not Ebonee, this is her friend from her phone.
You deserve so much more than her anyway, she just got bored and is literally ready to move on, she's saying all this bull**** to not make you feel bad. She deleted all photos of you guys/ removed them from her profile pictures, uh wot?
I checked, she didn't delete any photos, and there is so much more to the story, if you knew what i knew you would believe her too. I just hope you're not right.
Okay... You know qooh.me isn't an acceptable replacement for the 'Messaging' function, right?
It's me, the 'Can we start to catch up now :).' Lol haydennowill98
Why the **** did you go anonymous then?
Please dont kill yourself, I think you're a good bloke. I don't want to see a mate kick the bucket, so please don't.
Wasn't planning on it, i just couldn't be bothered telling that d*ckhead to f*ck off
you should kill yourself
probably
I think you got it all figured out. If she needs the breathing room that comes with being her own person instead of having part of herself committed to someone else, then you're right to give her the space she needs.
That is not entirely it, but pretty close, yeah
I just hope you're ok
Thank you :) i think i am
Can we start to catch up now :)
Sure :) if you want, i'll have to know who you are first
"figure herself out". She wants to **** someone else for a while and then come back to string you along again. She's done this before to other guys and she'll do it again.
Okay, A. Putting thoughts like that in my head is not f*cking cool, don't do it.
B. You don't know sh*t, shut the f*ck up
Yes!! Thank you for being open minded!! Everyone in relationships are so closed minded these days haha, they need to see it the way you do, the right way :)
Ahaha And thank you :)
Yeah you're exactly right also, just think of the positives and move on :) dwelling on it will only **** you up, just focus on seeing friends more and do stuff that you like the distracts your mind and you'll be fine :)
Exactly, and if she decides that she made a mistake and wants to continue dating, don't be a sour pr*ck just be happy, and if she doesn't want to get back together with me, i'm not going to hate her or resent her for it, just move on and accept that life has ups and downs :)
People should just stay out of it, there's no dramas and Max respects her decision (which I now respect Max for) and it wasn't an ugly break up so just be supportive
Thank you :)
Yeah, **** happens I guess! I'm glad you're not full of anger/hate/sadness these things just happen sometimes that you can't control! Oooooo well
Exactly, it's a real f*cking shame but it is out of my control, and there is no point dwelling on it, just try to focus on other sh*t, you know? :)
Lol who ever said it was permanent? If you like and enjoy the relationship you stay right? Idk I think it's silly and weird tbh
Yeah same, but i have to respect and understand her decision, as hard as that is.
Honestly if she loved you that much she'd be with you no matter what and nothing would come between you guys (personal/relationship problems etc). Steph and Jordan are a perf example, but if you believe and respect her decision good on you! :)
She doesn't want it to be permanent, just until she can figure herself out, and i can understand that.
But if she didn't want to break up with you why did she? She obviously has a reason if she "wants to be single for a while" lol
There's much much more to it, it isn't just the typical "it's not you it's me" and "i need to spend time on me" bull****, there is a very in depth story that i believe and respect, she didn't want to, but did because she feels like she has to, for herself and for me.
Was it mutual or whaaaat?
Not really, but i respect her reasons, it is through no fault of my own, she just feels as though she needs to be single for a while.
Man seriously, don't get wreaked over her, you'll just become more fodder for her ego
I'm not, i'm just going to let whatever happens happen, sh*t happens, can't dwell on it, and there's no ego, she didn't want to break up with me
Now that youre single can we ****?
Only if you're Iggy Azalea
hahahahaha
Eat my arsehole, c*nt
Steph is always there for a shoulder to cry on man don't worry
That's dangerous for her, i only cry whiskey and napalm
Ebonee is a manipulative sociopath. You're better off.
So am i, that's why i love her.
What happened?
If you want to know inbox me and i'll tell you :) (it's a bit much to write on this, and i don't want to blurt it out over the internet)
Did you and Eb do the split?
Unfortunately
Are you and Ebonee still together?
No
Love you Maxxy always here for you Steph.hayes
Thanks homie
If your bank account had a mood ,what mood would it be in right now?
Poor.
Get her back.
There's nothing more that i want.
If you could choose any of your friends to be your servant for a day, who would you choose and what would you make them do?
I would make Shaun kill himself as my single request.
What is the longest you have gone without taking a bath?
Probably around 3/4 of a year
A shower though, that's a different story
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