Donoven Simpson-Elie
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what would you do for a Klondike bar?
kill them all
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if you could have one wish granted with no negative consequences what would it be?
To be happy for the rest of my life.
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what is your preferred flavour of popsicle?
Boy
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the whole of reality is collapsing, what do you do?
Collapse, I assume I exist as part of reality.
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what if all pizza suddenly tasted terrible
suicide
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What are you allergic to?
receipts
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what is your worst nightmare?
"in a world without pizza..."
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what is your best memory?
I'm unsure. There are many moments which bring me happiness. Whether is be seeing a great movie with my family, or spending time with some person close to me.
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When was the last time you cried and why ?
I stubbed my toe REALLY hard. Just now.
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hard bites or soft nibbles?
Depends on the food.
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pain for pleasure? or pleasure for pain?
Is that even English?
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Fluffy bunny?
I JUST had a dream where I skinned a rabbit, actually. Hmm.
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what if your favourite word?
***********
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would you rather a grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup or a bowl of vegetarian chilli with toast and cheese?
chili
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regular handcuffs or furry handcuffs?
Both have their uses. I feel I would be more uncomfortable if I were arrested using furry handcuffs.
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Would you rather be murdered via drowning or suffocation from being buried alive?
Drowning.
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what is your most sublime fantasy?
I think this actually falls under premeditation, again.
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peanutbutter and pickles, try it?
It's pretty decent.
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what is something you question the most?
People. I'm pretty cynical.
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What has wasted your time the most this year ?
Me. I have wasted my time the most this year. On stupid things which will not improve my life in the least, whether it be the internet, games, or people... but we live and we learn! Gotta keep living.
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YOU CRAZY mother*****
Why so serious?
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Popsicle or ice cream sandwich?
Big
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purple penguins or green elephants?
ice cream sandwich.
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so what's your plan for tonight?
I don't like to plan my nights, because then the word "premeditated" comes up...
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WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?
Would you like the list in chronological or alphabetical order?
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what are you looking forward to?
Ruling the world
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what if you're the dancing queen but you just don't know it yet?
Oh, I do know it.
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whats too big?
My ego, so I'm told
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Cake or death?
A cake so sweet it kills you.
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why does it hurt?
Because it's too big.
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Poptarts or toaster strudels?
I bought toaster strudels today. Not pop tarts.
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Lamborghini or Ferrari?
One word, mother*****- Viper.
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Where do we go from here?
second star on the right and straight on till morning
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What is the greatest issue in your life right now?
Probably work, realistically. Life right now is going fairly well! There are some things which could be going a bit better, but even those aren't going so poor as they could. I am thankful for all the amazing aspect of my life, and for the people in my life who do what they can to let that amazingness continue.
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Why even bother?
To be honest, I ask that of myself quite often. Most often, I cannot come up with an appeasing answer. Not one in which I put any faith, at least. But there have been some changes lately... Life is, right now, better in many ways than ever before! Yet I still seem to ask- Why? Why continue to struggle with it all? And to this I answer; to overcome the struggles of today, and to discover the struggles of tomorrow. The key I suppose is to learn to not mind fighting for every second you spend with a smile on your face.
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Name anyone you dated in the past ?
Ciara, Jessica, Katelyn, Becca, Melissa, Tiffany, Josie, Ayla, Rhiann. And there's a quasi-dated which shall remain nameless.
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What kind of hot chocolate do you prefer (Milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, Mexican flavoured hot chocolate etc)?
Mexican flavored?? Uhm, I don't even really like hot chocolate at all. I will drink it, but it's not my first choice. If you want to deliver to me a beverage, Curtis Nos would be the way to go.
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How might someone aid in improving your mood/situation?
They could buy me pizza. No situation has even been worsened by pizza.
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why is there a hole in the peanut butter?
Because I have a spoon. Yummm
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why are you so addicting?
Because I'm charismatic enough to be fun, and thoughtful enough to be interesting.
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Who hurt you last?
Hurt? Interesting question... Physically, a man at fencing (with SWORDS!) stabbed a bit too hard, left a nasty bruise on my rib. Emotionally? Me! I put myself in a ****ty situation, and I am the only one who can be blamed for that. However, life goes on. Cling not to pain, but to the lessons it teaches.
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Why is there a hole in the peanut butter jar?
Well, my son, it goes alllll the way back to when I invented peanut butter. I had to find some sort of container in which I could store my delicious discovery, and so I searched far and wide. I interviewed einsteiasaurus, the smarted of the dinosaurs, I interviewed my father (god), and finally I interviewed Eminem. They were all idiots, and helped me very little on my quest, but the parties were pretty rad. I then invented the Jar. I took a cup, inserted the peanut butter through the hole in the top of the cup, and I put a lid on it to prevent contamination. Pretty jazz, I know.
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What do you have against cuddling?
I enjoy cuddling. I also enjoy what comes after cuddling.
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What is your biggest success up until now?
I was a vegetarian for a year. So that's pretty jazz. Also, I'm still alive. Constant struggle on that one.
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i'm sorry
Funny thing- I REALLY HATE THAT. Beyond almost all measure, I despise that. People tell me they are sorry, but they never fix the issue at hand. It s*cks that you're sorry, now we both feel terrible, but what do I say? It makes me want to act like it's alright, even though chances are it really, really isn't. The thing is, if I ever require an apology from you, you'll know because you will never hear from me again. The funny part is that I really have no idea who you are, oh sorrowful one. Because there are quite a few people who love to screw me over.
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hey don how do you feel about the fundamental laws of thermodynamics? also, how you you feel about the band muse?
Muse has decent openings, a few great tunes, and is best played loudly. I am not a big fan of their lead vocalist. And The fundamental laws of thermodynamics are my favorite.
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How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?
I feel like this is something Will Smith's kid would ask. My answer is "If our eyes aren't real, then it stands to reason that nothing is real. Worry more about the fact that PIZZA WOULDN'T BE REAL! What kind of world is this!?!?!" Note, if the prospect of pizza not being real depresses you, visit my noose tying seminar!
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Who would you take a bullet for?
Hard to say, really. Depends on my mood, the situation... is it assumed I'll die? If not, then I'd take a bullet in the knee to save a persons life, why not. If I am going to die from this thing though... well, I'm the only irreplaceable person in my life. Though, to be fair, when it came down to it, I know there's a few people who I would, without question, do anything to save. Basically, if I currently have a nickname for you, you're in.
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What is attractive about you?
It would depend on who you ask. Personally, I think my confidence and charisma are some things which people find attractive about me.
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Your biggest wish ?
I take issue with the wording of this question. My GREATEST wish.... hmm... it seems to change a lot. Some days all I want is peace and quiet, for all the things which scream at me to simply silence.... other days, I wish for the complete obliteration of ignorance as a whole. Sometimes I wish for nothing more than to see her smile. Though, I suspect that, in the right order, making one of these wishes would bring about the other two. Interesting...
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So then you a super single straight edge *exy?
I have a feeling you may have known the answers to that question, and were setting up for this one :P
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Which of your friends would you date if you had to choose?
OKay, so I'm weird. When I start looking at someone with any romantic interest (dateing, for instance) they are raised, in my eyes, above "friend" level. This makes this question had to answer, because there are a few people I have romantic interests in, which actually exempts them from this question, because you specifically asked about "friends". That being said- You, anon. I love you.
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So then you are super single straight edge *exy? *
Yes :D
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What kind of vacation would you be?
I would be the vacation that leads to you being the star of that old show, lost.
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are u high right now
are u single
I am not high.... ever. I am super single.
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Favourite physical part of a female?
That depends. I have always had a thing for eyes. Beautiful eyes are always wonderful. -Stop rolling your eyes at how cliche I am-.... But, to be honest. I love it all. I love every part of a person. I become enveloped in them, and if you're "with" me, expect to be kissed, bitten, pinched, rubbed, caressed, and just adored all over.
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What grade/subject would you teach?
Grade? Depends on what I want to teach. I think I'd do well as an English teacher, I also enjoy science. If I end up going to school for animation, perhaps I'll teach that.
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What do you wanna be when you grow up?
Alive. ... But to answer that more to your liking- I want to publish my writing one day. Beyond that, I'd enjoy getting in to animation, video game design, and possibly teaching.
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What do you miss about your childhood?
What do I miss? I can't say, with any confidence, that I "miss" any single part of my childhood. Life as an adult isn't always pretty, but it is almost always better than life was then.
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JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY!
Oh what fun it is to ride....
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How's the balls?
Ball room dances? I've heard good things, never been to one myself. And to answer the other iteration of that question, awesome.
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What's the girth of your p****?
LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW
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Okay, let me be blunt. When is the last time you masterbating?
Too blunt for grammar, I see. Well, we ran out of mayo at work today.... so... yeah.
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WHO YOU GONNA CALL!?
Child protective services.
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If you could sleep with any celebrity who would it be?
RDJ
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When's the last time you walked your dog?
..... I have a feeling you don't mean that as it sounds. I'll answer it as is. I do not own a dog. I have an iguana. Much better.
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Best positions?
To quote an excellent movie "One position?! I don't want one position! I want ALL positions!!" Oh fifth element X)
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Fleshlight?
I've heard good things.
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If you were alone on a desert island, what *ex you would you want to bring with you?
Hmm..... I have to say, I don't know. I don't trust their survival skills, and if I were to be forced to resort to cannibalism, I think I should eat someone new. ----- I feel like I had to make that joke.
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What's your kill count?
Lost count, but my KDR is pretty great.
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Bae or naw?
..... All questions must be asked in English.
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Who do you have a crush on?
This one person, they're pretty jazz.
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If you were a salad how would you keep people from eating you?
By being potato salad.
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If you could marry a p*rn star, what p*rn star would it be?
Uhmmm....... Well, okay, so there's a person I have plans to be in a p*rn with. Would they count?
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Pitcher or catcher?
I like to switch it up. You spend weeks catching from team mate to team mate to team mate, it's nice to pitch from time to time. .... we are talking about baseball... right?
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Kill one, **** one, marry one. A banana, an orange, or a plate of spaghetti?
I'd **** the banana, marry the spaghetti, and kill the orange. You know... since you asked.
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Does the carpet match the drapes?
No, the carpet is bright pink. Manscaping ftw.
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What is your biggest fear?
Biggest fear? I dislike people holding sharp objects around me. There are other things, but you don't know me well enough for that just yet, Qoohme.
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What does your perfect day look like?
It looks perfect. Aha, lots of Sunshine, maybe some snow, hot chocolate, getting a new computer gadget, and just enjoying life for all its worth.
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What is your favourite flower?
Not sure... Roses are red, but violets are blue. Flowers are pretty, but you are cute too ;)
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Do you like snuggles?
Yes. Very much so, Any time. Any day. Yes.
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Do you like tacos?
I don't eat meat, so they're hard to come by, but YES. I love most foods.