Phumlani kubheka
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Ngimuhle kodwa kunale ome nayo olwandle. Uma kuyintombi yakho plz encourage her 2 pull up her socks or else uzokukhomba esethi kwakuwumntu wam uP'kay
Yeah rite uyiQonti wena. Anyway thats not my galfriend usisi wami loya.
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Wot is Snaptu...kwaaaaaaaa!
Go to www.snaptu.com you'll find out.
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Yaz la kwi facebook sengingenela ukfunda ur status updates.....
Thats Cool.
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M not gona tel u my name yet! Hw many gfs u hv? Angfun ngit I dnt mind 2 b a 2nd wife only 2 find out m the 20th
LOL Shuthi umubi ke, but its all good.... I don't have a gf.
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Ey yazi I dnt knw if I shud rili tel u my name! Kodwa khona umuntu wakho umtshele ukut zishiyana ngomshefezo and indoda ayiyona imoto, ayina tracker!! Oh ungakhohlwa fut ukut indoda umamtshelekwane
LOL ha ha musa ukuba igwala hawu, gv me ur name nobody is goin to knw. Haha
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B4 I tell u, please promise me that u won\'t disappoint me! Yaz ukthin? 2 b exact, I really love u mayb u thnk m joking! Ungahlukani nomuntu wakho, I dnt mind being a 2nd wife! Kodwa ke kyomele umtshele ukut zishiyana ngomshefezo
Ziveze hawu ngeke i wont dissapoint. Zishiyana ngomshefezo! LMFAO haibo imihlola ke le.
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Yes buy me enye
Buy you enye ini?
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I can buy u a car, or let me just say I can do watever u want!! K, nw ima give u my name & surname so u cn check my profile n there r no lies there! I know m only 24 years old but v achieved a lot in life!!! Awuhali nje manje?
LOL.... Whats your name and surname zisho phela so we can see ukuthi u r real.
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Nxa no more questions frm me now uyadelela wena mdidi.
Ha ha ha hawu!
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Ok, now I know that u have a car, wud u mind if I buy u another 1 coz I wanna show u how much u mean 2 me? I'll b ur money maker! Ngzok provider
LMFAO.
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U can run but u can't hide huhuhu i saw u ngase Gagasini saturday night in a navy BMW nale e Grey kuyona bekuhleli u Thobeka: Phika phela ngizosho ukuthi benihamba nobani. Gpy
WTF Hiding frm who?... Mawung'bonile so what? Ng'shadile yini sengigadwa kangaka nje. SMH
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Ungathandana nentombazane anamalimi????
Hmm umbuzo muni nje kodwa lo, uthando aluyi ngamali bakwethu.
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Awuyiboni le Bold n da beautiful eyenzeka lah'spend da rest of ur lives 2geda' ukushele uqedile u cstaz. Ugeze ngani ke
LOL... Aaah bro don't believe everything you read on a social network. Maybe umuntu obezibhorekele not that ubeqinisile.
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Ugeze ngani namhlanje? Ngcela ungiphe yona khona nami bezongshela
Angizikhumbuli ngeshelwa today. Am i missing something?
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Habe! Ngiknike imali yokulobola futhi? U know wat? Let's meet, maybe u wil change ur mind abt me givin u money 4 lobola! Or shud I tel u my name then u check my profile?
Yes! Name and Surname please.
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I dnt know u in person, but I'd love 2 meet u 1 day! Maybe we can be 2geda 4 da rest of our lives! Ngyaythanda indoda enjengawe
Ayikho inkinga mawuzong'nika nje imali yokukulobola hehehe.
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When last dd u get action dude vele ingathi uyayidinga?
Uhlalele ukubona abadinga o action nje wena ndunu. Wena uwuthola nini?
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Morning PKEY tell mi samthin would u date icherry enamalimi?
I realy dnt get dis question. Ngicela ungibuza ngesiZulu!
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Inhle leyangane boy i must say..
Vele angi mix namaQonti LOL... Iyiphi leyo? *confused*
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Do u wish ur frends on FB a happy birthday?
Ya i do when i'm bored.
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Hv ever considered becoming a comedian?
No, why should i?
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I miss ur kiss can we do it again tomorrow...........
No!
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Kwaaaak yesterday you said Zahara sounds like a Somalian chick with down syndrome & i'm playn her rite nw i think u were right. Dude do you ever run out of things to say mara?
Haibo don\'t bring up that topic wena her fans r going to kidnap me nw.
rn
rnNot at all i dnt, dz too much **** on ma head rite nw, wait til i spit it out LOL!!!
are u realy ths crazy in person? Or its jus on fb?
Just fb in real life ave ngiyisinokwe, ngiyathula nje angixoxi LOL..
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As'buyelane phela yini manje?
Angikhumbuli sihlukana vele.
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KumaEx akho ikhona ingane ongakaze ulale nayo clever?
Ya. *next time ungang'bizi ngo clever wena ndunu yakho*
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P.kay ngiyak'thanda
LOL ziveze phela wacasha nje.
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Whats your favourite car?
Ford Mustang.
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You dated a lady from eMpangeni and she was older than you, nahlukaniswa ubani?? tltltltltltltl lolgasm (toungue out)
Inkinga enkulu ke manje ususuke wasineka waveza nale mbadada yakho yo limi, mina angikakazi ukuth ukhuluma ngobani... Give me her name!
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Ubani intombazane embi kunawo wonke on your profile??? Gpy
LMAO U *ERROR 505: text missing*
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Kuma Ex akho iyiphi eyayik'qabula kamnandi
Hehehe usile wena yazi. Ngabe ngenza iphutha mangikhetha oyedwa ngoba nginenhlanhla yama good kisser.
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Mawungaba u President ini ongayenza/ongayishintsha??
1) First Nginganika i family yami ama tender ngenze sure ukuthi ngidukisa umkhondo wabazama ukuphenya ukuth bawathole kanjani.
2) indoda etholakala ifake i skinny jean ingaboshwa.
3) nginciphise amalungelo ezitabane.
4) ngehlise neziphuzo lezi zethu phela. etc hahahahahaha
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Have you ever cheated on ur gf dude?
Wait let me think... Uhmm \"NO\"..... Its not cheating if a girl didn\'t *** or only had *ex once, ryt???? LMAO
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Yeka ukufeba.
Ok cool, Don't forget to tell your mom aswel.
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Ngathi awudlulwa siketi nje wena..
Pho kukuxaka ngaphi loko wena?
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uzolala nobani namuhla,ngibe yini u-number 3? ,cn join or jst watch you doin staff,Lol *realy*
Ngzolala ngedwa im takin a 6 months break ocansini.
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Aiy cha ngane kababa bakuphethe yini kangaka?
Hey angaz nami mtase...
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awenze ngikukhothe *lickin lips*
Woza woza woza if u a chick tho no f*****s. LOL
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mnxiiiim!!!
Hey ****head u suppoz to ask a question.
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Mangaki amaquestions ozibuzeh wona la kwi Qooh.me??? Y are u askin yourself Questions???
How d **** would i do dat? I hate dumb question SMH
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Uzoythola nini intombi nd do u hv ny1 in mind? Names pliz!
Angiyidingi intombi i don't have any1 in mind.
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You should quit fb u ***hole.
I don't remember asking you to join it though.........oh wait LMAO why u mad??
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Wagcinanini ukushaya iskuni?
Angiyiphuzi i Whisky engadeshiwe.
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Nenzanani nino yaya nxele,or maybe niyahlanya nobabili,ngathi amakhanda enu awathathi nje kahle lol
Asikaze senzane lutho she's a friend nje thats all. And about amakhanda ke angazi ukuthi ukhuluma ngani.
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If u get a Q uyakwazi ukufanisa ngomqondo ukuty leyo Q iphuma kubani kubangan bakho dat u know personally?
Half of them i can tell where they come frm.
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Do u have a gf pkay?
I don't, but i know someone who would be so mad to hear this. LOL
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Where do u get lezimpendulo zakho zokudelela? Its lyk ur always ready 4 any q!
Frm Chuck Norris
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hey P'kay would you f**K your friends gal if she ask you to
Ocelayo uyaphiwa.
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Wangshela ngakuqoma ingabe wawungidlalisayini?????
Don't take my jokes 2 serious hey. LOL
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Sies u such a pervet.
So what? I knw dat i'm a pervet i can change if i want 2. Wena u ugly dats nt gona change....hehe life is harsh hug me.
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We Phumlani do smoke weed or take caine?
I don't do drugs!
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Where is Linda Twala ur best friend frm high school?
Free State
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Ugcine nini ukupansa izinqa zentombazane and bokwenzenjani??
Ngigcine izolo nge galfriend yomfana waka makhelwane ebizolanda ama CD ayo...ibisadunusile ibheka awe hip hop ngayipansa yahleka yathi "ukudla kwabantu njalo loko"!!
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Saubona wehh nto emnandi kangaka ;). When am i getting another taste of yo lekker ding??
Ima ke Ibambe lapho nje!
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My chick wont give me ****job Pk mfethu what must i do?
Give her Tequila. Or give me her numbers i'll convince her!
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Wayidla ke intombi yomfana.
Hey dip****, is that a question?
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Wena no Small zikhiphani kanti?
Zizoze zikhiphe nje wena uhlanganaphi?
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Why uma uholile ubabalekel' olova base Mlazi?
I only have 1 friend eMlazi, so mawuthi olova i don't know who u talkin about...
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What are u up to?
Checking this hot chick from nextdoor.
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Are you an Orlando Pirate or kaizer Chiefs fan??
Is that a trick question????..... I'm an Orlando Pirates *THE CHAMPIONS* fan coz the whole S.A knows that uku support i Chiefs kuyafana nokuhlushwa unkosikazi. LOL #HIDES
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Would you date intombi yaka Mashu?
Hawu LOL. Yes
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Niyazenzela ko ngane nino Joe ezakuphi lezingane ebenizigcwalise ku A4 izolo? *tell the truth*
LMAO. I think ezase New Lands. Buza u Joe hayi mina.
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Hav u ever had a crush on some1 bt got scared to tell them...kwagcina kwenzakaleni
LOL... Kwenzeka ngagcina ngingamtshelanga hehehe.
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Pk You also went to Lerato-Thando high in Free State right?
Yep!
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I'm *****.
So u thought i deserve to knw?
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I think i'm starting to like you now, i was reading ur prfl bio. Hilarious **** right there, you lv in Durban?
Hehe Yes i'm a Durbanite.
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Usayikhumbula lengane eyayihlala e 31 owayidlela uMuzi owayehlala no Bhijoza, sisahlala nawe e town??? Lmao
Kwaaa rofl hahaha lalela la, angazi ukuthi ukhuluma ngani, ok.
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Aahaa you still have a crush on Rinky i see, does she have a boyfriend nami ngiyamfuna bra. Haha
I think i know who you are nigga and you no gona get her sit down LMAO. .. Ya i think she does have a bf hey ask her tl tl tl!
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My friend said you into Xhosa women, how true is that???
Hehe well i love Xhosa women they quite interesting. But i do date other tribes aswel Zulu's included...yonke insipho iyawasha.
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6 buckets full of Heineken on one table cha niyasela P'k ne chomi zakho nganibona kahle, with the ladiez one of them waze wakuphathela i jersey ne phone, what time did u guys left the club saturday??
Jonga apha sana. What happens in d club stays ther ait. LOL.. Sahamba ngabo 3 ekseni. *next time come n hang with us we dnt bite*
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Ugajiwe sweety kwahahahahaha.. Don't worry ngikhona mina baby i'm single and ngimuhle.
Usho kanje. LMAO
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Ukuphi boy ngikubone ku Florida izolo ugaxe ingane eziwu two. Gpy Uphi u Zipho?
LMAO. Yey wena Ng'se town *Martinez* why didn't u holla at ya boy????
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How do u lyk ur women in terms of height, tall or short?
Tall is *exy.
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Wil u tel a woman if she flop during *ex or what??
If she's my gf i would tell her. But if its a one night stand ang'nandaba its not my problem.
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Sho ke skhokho sami I'l donsa u 2moro, ungatholi ke amareplacements nd cancel @the last minute. *greenBottleSwag*
Uyazi sishayi iskoboro, abethu laba boy *in Tira's voice*
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in terms of apppearances, how do u like your woman? from head to toe..awuchaze.
Aaaaaah good question u gt me on the spot. Abe muhle ofcose ave ngikhonzile lenhlobo enamehlo amakhulu *i mean! engazifaki inkophe though coz ngyazisaba*.... Nice t*** (i repeat) NICE t*** *show off that cleveage*..... Isisu esi flat ave si turn on...... Curves and hips i like ma woman thick #TeamThick...... Ayikho into eng\'chaza njengezitho esp masefake i heel avele anyathele ngabantwana!!!!!!
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Uma ushona ungathanda ngingenwe uBhutiza do u thnk uyonganelisa?
WTF. No ways uzok'robha hahaha!
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Mna P.. My feet are so cute you can eat desert on them. Gpy
Ow really?? Upload the pic and tag me then. Less yada yada.
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Ya wena mdidi manje kuyakuthokozisa uku flirt(er) nama girlfriend ethu la ka fb?
Kahle kahle kahle ukukhulumela ukudla wena. Intombi yakho mayisiku Facebook eyethu sonke. Don't be mad we must share hawu yini umona?
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Kanti when r we havin this heineken?
Aaaah you talkin now. You call me coz Start from tomoro to sunday its gona be an awesome weekend all ma niggaz are comin down to Durban. #GreenBottleSwag super charged ya dig!!
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Wud u go 4 Beyonce/ Rihanna?
Ayi Rihana 4 a change!
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ithini i-psychologist yakho,abt da doti in yo kop? Who dropped you on yo head or ws it yo ****,silly!?
Do you mind asking me this in Zulu.
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hw many kuk happy go lick Jezebels do you hv? N **** I aint one of thm, put me on da list!
*****ez be wildin Haaaaaaa!!!! *Rick Ross grunt*
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If i came to u naked ebsuku wat would be da first thng u do to me.
Tjo i would run the **** away. I gt a feeling u are a midget.
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manje lobulima obukhulumayo wabufundiswa ubani?wayegqokeni ekufundisa?
Ngakufundiswa esinye isdomu nje esifana nalesi esibuza lombuzo. Sasinqunu.
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uyakwazi ukusina ingoma?ngikuthengele ibheshu? : )
Lutho angikwazi.
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manje ubani lo owakufaka lama false-teeth wakho?,lol
Hehehe mina nama false teeth?? ... I have 3 words for you "Hlukana nogwayi ohlaza."
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Phumlani p'kay Khubheka wl u marry me?
"kubheka" with only one "H"........ How can i marry a ghost. Ziveze phela umshado awucashelwa.
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wht nonsonso is brewing in dat head of yos today? : )
Nonsonso whats that?
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Have u eva had romantic feelings 4 a guy?
NO!!!!!!!! WTF
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Wake waybhema intsangu?
Yooh what a question: i tryd it back when i was young coz nami ngangibona abantu beba namehlo amancane but awami ayengashinshi makhulu sidalwa. And d worse part i couldn\'t inhale dat ****.
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How about we organise a Facebook get together here in Durban my Blue Lagoon or another place so we can get to meet nabanye. Uthini wena boy??
****en good idea. Do that.... i\'m game!
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Exe mjita baphi labo Nikki Minaj bama hot pants enanischomela ngabo ku pool party yaka Sivuyile, still gt their numbers hook me up??? Lol
Hahaha haaaa my outie (who are you.... Tell me b4 i take a guess) unamagqubu into yakudala kanje. Ask Zipho Mpungose mybe he we'll hook u up. Kwaaa