Jake woods
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Have you ever had feelings for a friend?
Yes
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Money or Love ?
Money then comes love ;)
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What is your weakness?
As if I'll say
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Everyone knows it's u abusing Britt on quoohme just get over it
Soz bro but I have better things to do if I felt the need to abuse her I would do so to her face seeing as how half her **** is still in my house cause she has nowhere for it and I actually care about her so take a step back and get ya facts straight before accusing someone if **** they didn't do
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How long would you like to live for?
A long time
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One day you'll find the right one
Thanks, I know I will :)
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What turns you off in a girl/guy ?
Lying
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Don't stick up for the ***** She's copping hate cos she deserves it
I do what I want, she doesn't deserve it
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But he doesn't have herpes. Got ya back jakey
Yay no herpes
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Just looking out 4 u mate cos ur too dumb to do it ur self
That's just mean
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Your too nice. Tell the **** to go jump and delete her from your Life
Charming
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How can you even be friends with Brittany. She is nothing but a fat ****.
Let her mess with skippers head now mate, your better off without her
Cause I'm a nice guy what I do is my business
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What is success to you?
Finally gaining something you have strived for for such a long time
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If you could delete one thing from this earth what could it be?
My feelings
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How awesome are you on a scale of 1 to 10?
Scale broke I'm that awesome
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U do better without the fatty mean **** anyway
**** off and mind ya own business she's not even fat if you got a problem say it to my face or hers you gutless piece of ****
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Your next smartphone?
Thinking Samsung cause this iPhone 5 is ****
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Who do you think is dying next on Game of thrones?
I'll take a punt and say Joffrey
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The worst thing that happend to you this week?
Doesn't matter
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The most boring person you know?
That's just rude to name them
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Who would you take a bullet for?
Brittany Jane Aistrope I'd take it in the leg right through the main vain so I bleed out in a lot of pain and die maybe even through the throat that would also be ****ed up
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How was your first kiss like ?
Was interesting
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Who do you miss right now?
Brittany
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What is your favorite piece of clothing?
Probably my batman shirt
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What bores you about people ?
When they ruin my fun
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How much is enough money for you?
Couple of million
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Something you will never be good at?
picking up chicks
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A song they should play at your funeral?
a little piece of heaven - Avenged Sevenfold...
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Who do you share most of your secrets with?
Brittany, Chayce
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Do you trust your Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
dont have one but if i did id say yeah i would
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That thing that irritate you about your friend?
DLJgjgkhlElG
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How much is currently in your bank account?
Dunno don't wanna look
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A person you never want to talk to again?
My father
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Which product or service do you find ridiculously overpriced?
Gillette Mach 3 razor blades
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How do you feel about dating exes?
Yeah I could do it
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Best people you've met in the last month
**** man I've met a few, Sam is pretty ace, my randoms at the pub were cool Benny, other army dude I don't remembers name
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What was your last date like?
Was good as
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How long did your last call last?
About a minute
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Plans for 2014?
Not take **** from people, do more for myself and make myself happy and have fun
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Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?
I wouldn't trade a thing
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shut the fuk up yeahhh?
How about make me
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How big is your TV?
Which one, the one in my room is smallish lounge is big
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What did we build this city on
Rock and roll, maybe some Metal
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If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?
is there anything you regret in life?
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What are you wearing right now?
Shorts and a singlet
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Why are you such a little gay ****-tard??
well because, i need to give you tools something to give me crap about? making the world go round, you know. just playing my part in this messed up world
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One thing you want to say to someone right now, but can't or aren't brave enough to?
Cant even answer that question on here, don't want them to see the answer :/
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When you help someone, do you ever think, “What’s in it for me?”
Sometimes it depends on the situation
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What is missing in your life?
That special someone to come home to every night
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What would you do this year If you had no fear ?
Everything I was afraid of doing
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What have you learned today?
That apparently I look like of those guys that video games could lead me to snap and kill people
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What do you think people think of you?
Well apparently I'm a pitiful loser, but I couldn't give a **** what people think of me
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You ever drank baileys from a shoe?
I have, do ya love meh?
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The thing you want the most this Xmas?
Doesn't matter can't have it
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What is the best way to approach a girl you like?
I don't even know anymore
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What is your obsession with underage girls??
I don't have an obsession
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I think you're a really great guy, any girl would be lucky to have you :)
I'm not that great but thanks :)
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What does jake woods mean?
It means I am all that is man
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How much wood, would jake woods wood, if jake woods could wood wood?
Lots
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How many piercings and tattoos do you have?
Used to have my ears, eyebrow and lip pierced now I only have lip when I bother putting it in, and I have one tattoo on my forearm
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If I have 17 underage girls in my rape van and one gets away, how many underage girls do I have left?
Not enough
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Was she a good root
The best mate
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**** the dogs jake, if 16 is your lucky number who gives a ****. You were happy thats all that matters.
Thanks :)
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Is 16 your lucky number?
It was now it's 69
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Two Things that you would like to improve about yourself?
Get fitter, not be a complete **** up
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3x5 plus 5 minus 4??
69? Sorry my math ain't fantastic does this rag smell like chloroform?
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What comes after 15?
My god this is getting pretty lame but takes a bit more than this to get to me
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What's half of 32?
What are you a math teacher
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What's 8 plus 8??
Go **** yourself that's what
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Would you rather be a Jedi or a Sith?
I'm gonna go ahead and say jedi cause the siths got owned, if the siths won in the end I would be a sith
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3 things you hate most?
Being ignored Rude people Working for money
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What would you do if you farted during a class test?
Don't go to school so I won't have that problem
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Who knows you better than your parents?
Brittany and chayce
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Who are you thinking about as you answer this?
The girl I wanna be with and can't be with
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How's things chief?
Pretty crap, I feel lost dunno what to do anymore
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The first thing you think of after you wake up ?
A certain somebody I care about
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if you knew someone was going through alot in her life and being in a relationship was making it harder. would you stay or go?
Depends on what she wanted to do and if she would actually talk to me and tell me what is going on, I'm not just going to abandon her that would be ****ed
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what ya thinkin bout?
Someone I care about, that is hurting and not knowing how to help or what to do
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mcdonalds or HJs
Love me a hj whopper, but I go to maccas more cause it's closer
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Would you rather get a rimmy or get your butt fingered
Haha what's with all the *exual **** haha
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Favourite Spartacus quote?
Mine is "Once again the Gods spread cheeks to ram **** in ****ing as*"
That's a tough one how about Thracian ****
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For Sparta?
For Rohan?
Or
For the Empire.
None of the Above, more like for raping and pillaging like a Viking
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If you like cheese, why wouldn't you rub it into your chest after I farted on it
Because fart cheese is disgusting
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Have you ever had hemeroids?
No I have not lol
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You seem ****ty lately, Everything okay?
I guess... Need to learn to stop being an idiot and pissing people off
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If you could paint your walls any colour, what colour would you choose and why?
Red cause it's the colour of blood
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Would u rather have ur left leg eaten by a midget ozzy Osborne or have ur whole body tattooed by a blind person while on a roller coaster ?
Tough question ill go for tattood by Hellen Keller on a roller coaster
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Why haven't you ever looked at me when we make love?
Because I'm imagining someone else
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Best advice you received about relationships?
If they make you happy go for it **** what everyone else thinks