Shireen Shariff
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This one time when i was 9 there was this girl sitting by herself eating calci yum. I sat with her :)
You sure did :) and I love you for it.
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This picture is the picture of the poo.
Oh yes, that turned me on big time. Had to hide my boner.
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Opinion on People that bully?
I think some people crave attention and the only way they see fit to do it is by behaving in a negative way. That and also, people take out their own insecurities on other people. I think bullying is horrible, but sometimes they just want to be heard.
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Have you ever been bullied? If so who and when?
Mmm, I was excluded a lot at primary school, and I didn't actually have friends until intermediate really. But I don't think I really cared a lot at the time. Looking back now though, it was pretty stink. No need to name names though, pretty sure everyone's grown up now and it's helped me be more accepting of other people as well :)
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Have you every Queffed in se*?
hahahahahahaha. Oh yum.
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Have you ever had or attempted to have an***?
NO!
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Have you ever poo'd at your boys house? or any boy's house in general?
No! hahaha I actually can't shi* unless it's at home.
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Have you ever done a poo so painful, it like burns your shi*ter and you feel like screaming cos you swear it just rips it a little bit.
Once I went to the hospital and they put me on codeine drip and pills. Worst decision ever. No details needed.
Have you ever punched a boy in the face?
I tried to hit a boy once, yes. But it was unsuccessful and I fell over hahaha
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Have you ever punched a girl in the face?
Nope, never been in a fight.
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have you ever cried watching something on tv that really wasn't sad?
Not really, it takes a lot to make me cry in terms of media haha
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How did this shi* look in colour? texture? shape?
It was wrapped up nicely in toilet paper.
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Is it true your your saw a photo of your friends shi* at a party?
Yeah I did. I early threw up, but then I realized that I accepted this friend for who she is and I stood there and admired her poo.
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From the scale of 1 to Joey, how Joey are you?
I am off the Joey scale of joeyness.
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Did this picture turn you on?
What picture?
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Do you like farts?
What would you do if someone bare b*m farted on your pillow?
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What would you do if I farted in a jar and screwed the lid up tight, then undo it in your face in the middle of the night?
Shove a carrot up your b*m.
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How often do you shi* a week?
Actually not that often..
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Do you prefer farts that a) squeak or b) toot? Or c) go all out and EXPLODE your ear drums.
I prefer the loud ones, if you're going to fart, might as well cause a scene while you're doing it!
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Have you ever shat in public. I have.
Girl, you need help. xoxo
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If you were a Joey, where would you live?
In a pouch?! -DUH
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mmmm....aidan martin
mmmmm mmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmm.
Too far?
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you should be working miss
I'm at at the library as we speak!
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Of course it was Liz, who can make that many gramical (SEE) errors.
Im Welsh, we spell different.
hehehe I love you. Ps, it's not because you're Welsh.. it's because you're Liz xx
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No it's not your b**ty appreciator. Just an admirer ;)
Oh I didn't mean mine specifically ! haha hello there admirer :)
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We would date on and off and 1 year later I would end up cheating on you with your best friend Kelsey and you will have a falling out over it. I warn you to stay away from me ... this goes for you too Ms. Odell. God damn skanks.
Okay, this is all well and dandy, one shmall problem in your plan here buddy. My BEST FRIEND, Kelsey Odell would NEVER do that. Like, no. You obviously don't know Kelsey very well, or me for that matter if you think that something like that would happen. I actually laughed to be honest haha. And did you really just call her a skank? psssh, Bit** please. Kelsey is one of the most kind hearted people that I know. She is not a skank in any way and you would do well to remember that. POO HEAD.
nah I would probably treat you like shi*. You'd be become hopelessly lost in the 'treat them mean, keep them keen' philosophy and would become deeply in love to the point where your heart would be broken.
Well, you sound very sure that you could break my heart.
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describe your perfect guy? muscle or personality
jeebers. Well I could make a up a really materialistic answer, "blue eyes, tall, tanned skin.. blah blah" But really my perfect guy would just be someone who can make me laugh! Humor is key. Also, would be nice if they didn't treat me like shi* ;) Think you make the cut anon...???! ;)
I'm just a nice guy ;)
Mr b**ty appreciator.. is that you ????!!!
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Hahahaha whoever is asking the Sheriff questions is hilarious. Hi Reeney <--- now u know who this is.
YOUR BEAUTIFUL X
hahaha It's my mate from uni.. I think.. I'm not actually sure, it started as him.. but then they got all se*ual and I think someone else took over. :L
Well, judging by the grammatical errors... LIZ.. but I'm not sure, everyone spells Reeny wrong for some reason? ;) AND THANK YOU SO ARE YOU WHOEVER YOU ARE :D xx
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I try my best ;) but stay the way you are reeny :) you will go far and get lots of booooys cos your beautiful :)
Aw, Who is this!? :) Thanks heaps!
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You don't need your figure back from year 12 your beautiful the way you are reeny :)
nauh, anon you are such a cutie with a b**ty. First year at uni though.. \'Fresher five\' - they\'re not joking hahaha!
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Biggest regret and if you could fix it right now, would you?
Hmmm, I'm not sure. I don't really have some mas*ive regret haha I'm pretty much satisfied with the way my life has played out so far. I've made mistakes and all that cliche mumbo jumbo, but I enjoyed making most of them!
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Thing you most miss from the last couple of years?
I've lost a lot of friends/ important people in my life for one reason or the other. Don't really know what happened der but it would be nice to have them back laugh out loud. And my figure from year 12. hahaha
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If your life was a movie what song would be played during the end credits?
End Credits - Chase and Status.
hehehe f*** I'm funny.
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Oh hey there g ;)
Oh hai der wink face! :)
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older crush?
What do you mean? Do I have one?
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funniest guy you know?
Toughy! Uhm Tie between Aidan and my brother, Ali. But that's probably because I'm around them so much. haha We all know I'm hilarifus though.
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Whats with this joey shi*?
Welllll if you must know the story. We were coming back from town and there was like 5 of us in the back of a car and Lauren was sitting in my lap and Bex was sitting in Tessa's lap and it reminded us of joeys and how they sit in pouches... and it's not shi*! Joeys are awesome <3
Aotea football is:
I wouldn't know as I don't go there anymore, but I miss my AC Footy girls for sure!!
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ANON WARM FUZZY - You are a really beautiful, kind natured and original girl. You have so much drive and ambition - You are who you are and no one else and that is really special! :)
THIS IS SO CUTE. Thank you so much for this, made my day :) What a kind person you are ! x
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Any regrets about exs?
Mmm, no. At the time I obviously really wanted to be with them, so I don't regret that :) I do regret how some of my relationships effected other people though. If I could go back, that's probably the only thing I would change.
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I like how pretty you are!
I like how sweet this is! Thank you! :)
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hahah i did enjoy!
dont get me wrong, your face is nice. but yo as* is clas*!!
Shtop it, you're making me blush.
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well i have some handcuffs, a couple of whips, some double pronged di*dos...a whole bunch of real k**ky shi*. maybe we could make a night of it?
Oh for sure! sounds like a date.
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haha i couldn't recall the size of your boo*s, i guess i must have been distracted by dat as*!! ;)
hahahaha ! that's awesome, I'm glad you enjoyed the view. ;)
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i don't know it's just an educated guess ;)
haha, how uneducated you are my fruuund. Wink wink.
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i dont believe your into handcuffs 'and stuff', i think youre lying
Oh really? but how would you know..?
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are you a sheriff in the bedroom too? ;)
Handcuffs and stuff, if that's what you mean. Reow.
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fav deli coworker of all time?
Omg Such a tough call. I love all my deli peoples. They're actually all so cool! and you should be sah guttered if you don't get to work with them. My fave is def Jane though.
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are you a joey?
Am I a Joey?... Are you human?.. Is the sky blue?.. Do cows 'moo'? Of course I am a little Joey in a pouch.
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t*** or as*?
I appreciate both, but have to say the bootay.
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honestly, why are your sandwiches so amazing shireen!
I think it's because they just have so much character! My sandwiches are so alt. The filling goes out side the bread.
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There's been a cold air through this here town I tell ya. Dastardly Dans crimes won't go unpunished. This town need more o' your type, Sheriff Shariff. Do us here small town folk proud.
hahaha I love this. I should have my own TV series, really.
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Help! Dastardly Dan is causing a ruckus at Maid Maries Inn! Please Sheriff Shariff, bring justice back to this small town!
Tell him this town 'aint big enough for the both 'uh ya.
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Howdy, Sheriff Shariff!
I shot the sheeerrrifff
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So from that we can as*ume that you will hold the title of Sheriff Shariff?
You know it, nigga.
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So when you are an official sheriff, what will your title be?
Shariff ;)
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How many years of training did you go through to officially become a sheriff?
Well, you have to go through 9 months basic training in the whom of a non-sheriff. More of a deputy really. Then after that you have to pas* several tasks of many years to finally become a sheriff. My brother is to become a sheriff next July on his 21st. I'll be following a couple years later. So, to answer your question, 21 f***ing years.
you are very se*y. secret ??
Secret? Psh. Everyone knows dis.
hehe kidding, thank you.
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do you like pie.
I love pie. Butter chicken pie, mince and cheese pie, apple pie, apricot pie, berry pie, pie pie..
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sup ****, can you help me with my media as*ignment ?? will give you buttsecks <3 <3 xoxox
Media was due last week. Wot..
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Describe yourself in 172937494704730329383028203874648648436484 words?
f***ing amazaballs.
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I like it in the butt hole, do you?
Wow, first question and it's this. hahah yes of course I do.