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my foreskin tastes of lemon
Well hey now thats just ****ed
What makes lemon taste good? I pondered this more and more I realised that if I wanted to know I'd have to find you and shove a lemon so far up your as* that they'd have to remove it with a ****ing crow bar
well, I think this may have gone too far
thoughts on lizzie?
Lizzie's pre' kewl
y is u an fadget?
soz bb. plz i n jst a xXpheonexXxhunterdragonXx
Thoughts on Rachel Walters?
Rachel's lovely :) even though we haven't spoken a great deal the amount we have has been pleasant. So far seems like a great gal
I really want to date you but i think you're to good for me...
oh well, inbox me then, mysterious person that is obviously not a friend being stupid
when can i come get some lemons?
Hmm, whenever, just give me notice
Why are you called Roy?
a purple Caterpillar gave me this name along with some apple juice
i really wanna touch your abs omg
ha. what are abs ?
you're really cute but im too scared to inbox you ....
oi na do it ya puss dawg
favourite lemon of all time?
c'mon, that's a difficult question
favorite song of all time?
Too many difficult. head hurt
How big is your TV?
Too big
If you met Nelson Mandela what would you have told or asked him?
U r kewl
What is missing in your life?
The ablity to fly
What have you learned today?
I learnt a lot today actually
MASHED POTATOES.
^
FULL STOP
if you remember this you are awesome
God I know it, I just can't remember what it's about, something to do with Tristan or something? hmmm
omg i just want you so bad #thirsty
yup
What do you think people think of you?
That my hairs not very blonde for someone with blonde hair
Thoughts on me!!! Lel be serious Jedda_cahoon
Why would I be serious about this, on qoohme, to you, don't be silly hehehe, well you're smelly and I think you're black tbh
omg i just want you so bad p.s i have a box
Can I paint this box and turn it into a box car? I've got my Kindyschool Box car license so its ok.
But honestly, send me an inbox, I'm so curious atm
Thoughts on me? :) Rindaruby
You're a lovely girl and I'm glad you seem to giggle at half the lame **** I say in class, you've also become quite attractive :)
The thing you want the most this Xmas?
Ability to fly or some ****
That look you gave me in class yesterday was waayy too seductive! Either you want me or you don't, make up your mind! ;)
Please inbox me haha
Ermegherd your bod woooo xx
yea, cool
I found an old crate and I sold it to a man who had the voice of a child. He was a diguise. They had cooking magazines. I'm a drug dealer. Anyway, should animals have more choice when it comes to euthanasia? I think that would be cute.
Maybe?
What happens when we die?
I believe we turn to cutlery ?
Fav Gals?
why would I bother with such a tedious list that could possibly offend someone
have a gathering this weekend brotherrrr ?
We'll see buddy
Love ya royyyyy
Thankyou, Love ya tooo?
Yo dawg you been barking up the wrong tree!
You better be selling your share of lemons!! Or the boss won't be happy!!!
Yea I know, either way this sounds like Ashton
Last kiss?
Was with a girl
http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/508907904
should I trust going to this though??? :P
You ****er.
#1 worst person.
Roy. feggetboy.
Zevon James. U. R. Gay.
Type of person you would like to marry?
A good one
A Movie that made you cry?
Any video/film involving soldiers coming home and surprising their families
I want you. I want you like a bee wants a sundae. Close but not so much that I will drown in sweetness. Do you know what I mean?
haha made me giggle, hit an inbox my way ?
Why won't you look me in the eye?! Can't we get past that time I murdered your loved ones? I mean, what's the big deal? Move on man, move on.
you are, not forgiven.
Can I please buy some lemons?
Nope
I really like you
We need to talk
Well please inbox me, and I'll be happy to "talk"
have fun last night roy?
Yea I guess? I just played xbox all night?
hey man i have an allergy but i won't let it get in the way of us being together will you?
No I will not
silllly ***** hahaha, i would have known you after one shift anyway zarihansen
Yea its ridiculous, ah well, enjoy whatever job you end up with
Thoughts on me xx Bec.L
You are the greatest! :D So lovely, all the time! never had a bad time with Bec xx
Hey man, just wondering, would you put a coin in a balloon and put it under your arm for $20? I would. Hell, I'd do anything for $20! Anything........
Sure would buddy
no I didn't! she told me on the day that I had the job and when I'd start and about getting my uniform then said 'welcome aboard' then I got a text saying I didn't get it! haha all I said was 'oh I know Roy!' when she pointed out your name. zarihansen
Ugh shes such a fool, she can't say to someone they have the job like that, then change her mind, apparently it was purely because you know me? she says not a single person that knew someone before hand has worked out, even though nearly everyone that works there knew one of us before getting the job
I love you
That's very kind, I'm sure you don't "love" me, thats a big word
did someone from subway say something about me to you? because ruby said so or something hahah zarihansen
Haha yea! Do you have the job or not? I'm so confused, either way the boss called me and said asked how close we are, because she doesn't like friends working together, which is dumb because everyone becomes friends after like two shifts, anyway i said we occasionally say hi, shes a sus nig
How did you and your best friend meet?
Prep
Something you plan on never doing again?
Wetting the bed
lol
I know, it's hilarious
If you knew you could not fail ,what would you do?
become a famous Musician, orrrrr, a UFC fighter hahaha
My ceiling or yours?
Mines closer and has pictures on it
3 things that attracts you to a person?
limbs, hair and a face
Thoughts on Maddi, Roy? ;)
I think, she might be a ranga?
Watttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssssss going on?
I'm sick :'(
Roy.
Tell me your secrets? MaddiWatts
I possess no such thing !
Gee that hair, yuck.
f*** ya Maddi
Because I like you! =}
That's sweet, inbox me?
Soooo, who do you like?
Lewis
Thoughts on Jaaade?
Sorry who's Jade? Haha
Most embarrassing moment?
I was forced to run down the street naked when I was younger while being chased by a girl on a bicycle
Ever had a crush on a friend if yes ,who was it ?
Yes. And that is all.
I LIKE YOUR b*m.
Thankyou
Is it possible to escape the friendzone ?Give a reason for your answer
Nope! f*** dat shi*
Iphone vs Android and reason for your choice?
I don't even know, or really care
I like you.
Can you please inbox me ! I'll be very impressed if you do
...
Yes I totally understand
I woke up this morning after dreaming that I had killed my neighbour. I got out of bed, got dressed, ate breakfast, brushed my teeth. Then I killed my neighbour. Does this mean I have some kind of remarkable psychic foresight?
hmm, Maybe?
I put a whole slice of pizza in my face and the crust cut up the roof of my mouth. I'm blind with rage. Who do I take vengeance on in this ungodly world?
Your own stupidity
Did you win orienteering?
We did pretty well but we didn't win
Holy f***, usually people complain about the emotional abuse they get over qoohme, but here you are being harassed by someone talking about lemons and they seem to be doing more damage than normal abuse backjordin
Hahaha! You don't even know how frustrated I'm getting
What have you got against lemons? what did they do to you
f*** you
Why wont you be in first aid :( chloemccurdy
I'll be in Melbourne doing Mountain Bike Orienteering, Luke and I thought it would be funny to sign up because we can't even use a compass
Lemons are f***ing great though
I used to think so to
Are lemons pot?
no? Lemons are lemons, and I just get spammed about f***ing lemons
Have you ever considered opening up a chain lemon selling operation? Considering you do such a good job selling then by yourself...
Maybe one day
Roi it waz naht me!! We have a real love burd on our hands!!
Great
Chillin killin being a villain ;) chloemccurdy
You're pretty reckless ;) I wont be in first aid tomorrow, you'll have to get your laughs another way haha :P
Nothing much Chloe, and yourself ?
I love you so much think of you every night my one and only can't get out out of my head oh Jesus I need you so close I am going to cry I just love you
Jesus! Just inbox me please
but still, I feel like you wouldn't like me. do you think you could have feelings for anyone right now? cause, i could be a good option.
Haha, idk, I don't know who you are, knowing might help :P
So was wondering do you deliver lemons directly?
on occasion
LOOOOOOVVVEEEE MEEEEEE
Jedda?
no, its kind of obvious you don't like me back
is that so, sometimes I don't message some people for a while because I'm always in conversations haha, just tell me who you are, I'm so curious when people write this kind of stuff!
i like you
Inbox me pleaaaase
have any feelings 4 any1 atm?
Haha idk, don't think so
I'll get it back soon! Haha! I'm sorry! Today's word of the day is Hitlercrit, yes you read that correctly! :P MaddiWatts
What a relief! Thankyou lots n ****
I don't have snapchat anymore btw Roy! MaddiWatts
Are you ****ting with me? what do I do with my life now, I was wondering why you weren't replying, I've been like four whole days with out a "word of the day"!
I've just got so many lemons, and pickle me sideways and send me to Bob's house if I know where to put them. Help?
No
Would you slap a parent for $30 Million ?
haha I'd slap both of them, and I think they'd let me
I know what you did with that lemon last summer
Please don't tell anyone
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