Ryley Duncan
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What was the happiest moment in your life?
when I bought my pet log
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How would your friends describe you?
molestation is a form of cacti
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What life lesson did you learn today ?
protons are the new electrons
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What turns you off ?
blasphemy
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What are you trying to prove to yourself?
is everyone real, the planet that we live on is the biggest thing us as normal people can experience yet the earth is nothing but a microscopic speck in the endless universe
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What is your purpose ?
to slaughter little kids and feed them to the community
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How many kids would you like to have ?
I'll just buy a bunch of slaves
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How do you think you are most likely to die?
ill never die
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Why are you special ???
lol just am
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If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
nothing I'd throw it against a wall
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Do you think I'm cool?
if it makes you believe that you're not a disappointment, then sure why not
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Whats your addiction?
simpsons everything
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Battery percentage on your phone?
a solid meme and a half
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What is your idea of living the good life?
living the highly successful life of harrison lafontaine
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What would you call your autobiography?
A day in the life of the great
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What one thing do you need to do next?
Roast 2094 tribal warriors and then put their head on a pike in the middle of the amazon.com website while singing Sun King by The Beatles
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What’s the most marvellous thing you have ever seen ?
a gravy filled banana speaker
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What do you want most out of life?
a human torso stuffed with delicious roasted infants
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Define, Seinfeld
The epitome of laughter
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If you lost everything tomorrow, whose arms would you run into to make everything ok ?
my balloon flavoured hamburger table
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Havin a bit of a giggle at your replies to these messages ?
a major understatement my friend
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If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
mentos
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What is your motto?
if it isn't creamy it isn't memey
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What is your current state of mind?
pretty memey
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Who do you like? And do you still like Bridget
lol I dunno, maybe, maybe not, who knows. ha ha nose
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What is your idea of perfect happiness ?
A world where Community never died
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Last great thing you did ?
molest 1032984 slices of memes
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You look like you play soccer ;)
I DON'T GET IT
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Tbh on Ash-Lee Wenman ?? :)
you're an absolute lad, always chill to talk to and I'm sure you love a good meme now and then, I hope Riley (hopefully that is still his name) and the pregnancy is going divinely, all the best
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Finish the sentence: "Tracy Grimshaw..."
is my childhood and current hero of whom I look up to everyday as a 17 year old male
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Who do you look up to and why ?
myself actually
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What happened to you and that Ruby chick she said you really hate her
Hahahahahaha lol I dunno
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Whats your favourite feature on the opposite $ex?
the beak
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What's under your bed?
most likely Valentino Greco, oh no sorry he and Roman usually hide behind their screens
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I know what else cheers you up.... Holly (;
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
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What cheers you up ?
Valentino Greco and his crew of misfits
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Would you rather be ugly and live forever or Hot and live for a year ?
I don't need to be either, I'm a meme
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Best compliment you ever received ?
semperfudge
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A Moment in your life you not proud of ?
none at all memes
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What's the worst thing you've ever done?
watch an Adam sandler movie
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VCE subjects?
memes with a side of John cena
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Sing me a song
Talking away I don't know what I'm to say I'll say it anyway Today's another day to find you Shying away I'll be coming for your love, OK? Take on me (take on me), Take me on (take on me) I'll be gone In a day or two So needless to say I'm odds and ends But I'm me stumbling away Slowly learning that life is OK. Say after me, "It's no better to be safe than sorry." Take on me (take on me), Take me on (take on me) I'll be gone In a day or two Oh, things that you say, yeah— Is it life or just to play my worries away? You're all the things I've got to remember You're shying away I'll be coming for you anyway Take on me (take on me), Take me on (take on me) I'll be gone In a day Take on me (take on me), Take me on (take on me) I'll be gone In a day
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What is your current mood and why ?
memes
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who are you dating?
Tracy Grimshaw
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can i break up with you?
nope we are linked forever and ever
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If infanticide was an object would you stick it up your b*m and tickle your balls with it?
my friend who wouldn't
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Describe your life in 3 words
infanticide is fun
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Why should people love you ?
because I'm pretty great
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Do you smoke the ganja brotha
yeh bruv
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Do you miss Monica?
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no.
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What is the greatest thing about being single ?
The greatest thing about being single is not being single so fck you you potato nose btchy boi
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What's missing in your life ?
John Cena's love, but alas, I just cannot see him
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What smell is the best smell of all the smells that you have ever smelt
the best smell of all the smells that I have ever smelt is the smell of infants cooking in pensioner stew
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Is your year going great ?
as great as 10,000 babies cooking smells in other words, yes
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How do you want people to treat you ?
like a paddock full of weed-smelling weed
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Rate yourself out of 10
24,000 cooked babies inside 30 pots of cannabis related deaths
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Which song do you think you repeated the most ?
p*rnhub the soundtrack
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What type of people bore you ?
Vietnamese pigeons that like to drink from the same water fountain as humans do
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Smoke weed everyday
You know it
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What do you hate about yourself ?
That I'm not the invisible wings on a porpoise
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Wrinkly ****s laurencerburke
On point
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Hahah **** the pensioners laurencerburke
Lets cook them all
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What do you want right now ?
Some deep fried seniors
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Pull apart pork
Each one of those letters have Ps, and it makes me uncomfortable to say
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Was the infant yummy
Tasted like delicious pork
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Visit this profile later to see if my dead infant has been eaten yet
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How do you deal with a break up ?
Firstly, I inject 10,000 locusts into my arm, I then turn into a locust. Secondly, as a locust, i have responsibilities. I have to take care of my kids, my family and find time for my friends, but this only lasts until midnight. After my locust self has worn off, I turn into a foot. Ben Affleck's foot to be exact. I then go about his day duties until midday, when I start absorbing my power into Adam sandler. One I have absorbed all of Adam sandler, I can then drown myself, thus creating a better world.
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Are you a selfish person ?
No but I'm a shellfish
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On a scale of 1 to hardy. How hardy do you party
10000 hardy
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Thoughts about Game of thrones season 5 finale ?
Ha ha Jon Snow dies
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How do you deal with someone with bad breath?
I castrate them
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What activity always makes you lose track of time?
Sücking on the head of a chicken
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OMG YOU ILLITERATE ****, REPETITIVE IS THE WORD laurencerburke
MINE SOUNDS FANCIER
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THE WORD IS REPETITIVE YOU STUPID **** laurencerburke
ITS THE SAME
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What is the longest you have gone without taking a bath?
This is just becoming very repetitious
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Which movie s*cked for you this year ?
Haven't even seen Tomorowland and I know it's ****
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That's what she said
Sick joke
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If your bank account had a mood ,what mood would it be in right now?
Spaghetti
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If you could choose any of your friends to be your servant for a day, who would you choose and what would you make them do?
I'd make an animatronic duck to be my servant, then we could rule the worlds by banishing people with our quacks
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What is the longest you have gone without taking a bath?
I measure in carrot length, I imagine a carrot and then I **** the closest child
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0466669496 call for a fun time ;) xx
Oooo I wonder who's number that is honey xxxxx
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If you had to get Married at the age made up by the last two Digits of your phone number How old would u be?
13 racially vilified onions
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Tbh you really hate me and when I see you and your friends it gives me anxiety
Whoaa what who is this?? Either tell me here or over facebook because I really need to know who you are
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Who was the last person to break your heart ?
A roll of liquified salami. I said yes but it said no
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0425 460 422 call for a root
Okay honey, the call will be made <3
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Who was your first crush ?
A fried scollop I met at band camp
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What profession would you not like to do?
An orange ****er
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Can i Have a Spanish daughter
You sure can my friend, there's plenty to go around
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You have no money
. How can you buy
I pay with my hundreds and hundreds of Spanish daughters
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Something you regret buying and why ?
A new ands improved carrot
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What was your first cellphone ?
A dried potato
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That's deep
I know, I'm letting my inner soul out
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If you were the last human on Earth, what would you still do every day?
I'd turn into the jacket of a potato and then wander around saying hello everyone, I'm a potato jacket. But everyone is gone so I'd actually be a tree saying thank you come again to my own children that don't exist
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*exy legs baby girl. What time do they open
Whenever you want honey pie
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What could you talk about forever?
How I was once a fried egg. People really need to start realising my past for what is was. A fried egg, is what I used to be
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MY life would be disappointing without you. Stay alive
Awww such a lovely comment <3
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Kill yourself your a piece of ****
You're* If you're going to try and insult someone, maybe try not to be an illiterate ****. Might help 100% chance you'd never actually say it off of an anonymous website. You know why? That's right! You're a little *****! Congratulations you WIN! You've won a trophy for being to worlds biggest disappointment!
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B like Bieber or B like Beethoven?
B for **** you. Don't ever use both those names in the same sentence.