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How many kids do you want to have?
Three at the most
What is the longest you have gone without fapping??
14 years haha
Have you ever destroyed the toilet with massive $HITS
Da ****??
why are you angry
Something pissed me off
Money or Love ?
Chocolate milk ;)
Favourite car?
My Beamer!!!!
What turns you off in a girl/guy ?
When they always cancel plans or dont make the effort
I am sooo much nicer than you are ryan... do u want to know why...... its cause ryans gay smitty1996
Nice to see you're still good at insulting me ;)
How are you?
Im good thanks hbu :)
you're so gay :p na you're really nice to talk to and i miss our weird and wonderfull snaps
Mucked around by who
people
I hope this cheers you up..
Ryan is gay smitty1996
thanks Megan :) u are to :p
some people that ask questions on qoohme are stupid as ****!
Amen to that mate
Why are you pissed of?
getting mucked around a bit
**** OFF WITH THIS GOD DAMN EMO ****!!
**** off with this capital letter **** then!!!!!!! ****!!!
Courtney has changed ae?
Yer i guess you could say that, she just ignored me for a week so i ended it before things got worse :/
Thoughts on Misch :D
She really lovely and nice to talk to :) had a good day hanging with her as well :p
Im guna start saving now then after I done my coarse have a gap year put more towards it and boom I ready in theory at least Dylaaaaaaannnnn
Mean!!!!!
**** yeah sounds great!!! I wana go to Greece to see all the greek god temple's and japan to taste crazy food and feel really tall!!!!! Dylaaaaaaannnnn
Oh **** that would be mint!!
Hahaha thats okay I don't know either;) hmmm since u allmost at the 300 mark ill ask a prop one any plans for next year? And would you consider traveling around the world with me in four years time? I just had the mean idea!! Dylaaaaaaannnnn
**** yer mate!!!! There only 2 places i would love to go, gotta beee Vietnam and Russia!!!!
Ill ask u a math question If I gave you 5 apples 2 chocolate bars and a car and i then drove 5 miles towards Christchurch and then hitch hiked the rest of the way, there is a 20% chance that I hate hitch hiking, now how old is the elephant?? Dylaaaaaaannnnn
I really dont even know how to answer that Haha
ASK ME SOMETHING
Ask me something anon :)
Why did you and Courtney end it?
She gave me the cold shoulder for a week so i ended it before it got worse
Thoughts on Sarah hotter ?(:
She really nice and fun to hang out with back in the day but haven't talked to her in ages
Do you trust your Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
Of cause :)
people you still wish you were close with from primary school?
We i still miss all my mates i used to kick around with at school. Would love To see them all again :)
When an octopus and an elephant meet what do you get?
Octophant??
favourite p*rn category?
Good question Haha um nun p*rn
Are you and Courtney dating?
Ya :)
How's Courtney? ;)
Amazing thanks ;)
Have a great Christmas :)
Awe thanks you to :)
Mmm I know I am ;)
Right oh then Haha
can i please fist your ***hole?? ;)
What ever your into Haha
Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock, jingle bell swing and a Jingle bell ring, snowing and glowing and bushels of fun! Now the jingle hop has begun!
Haha cute!!
If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?
Why did i answer this question?
Thoughts on Leora??
She pretty cool to talk to and funny to be around, just should keep off the burben Haha
Who is ur lover tell me vause ur gay haha
Message me and i might tell you
whos the Mrs Ryan
Someone :p
Ryans gay guess who
Megan ;)
yolo #swag What does that mean????? Rosiebuddy
Haha ask Mrs clearly ;)
It's Courtney that u like ay?
Maaaaybe ;)))
Idk Haha just answering the questions
So she does?
She said i not going to tell you or something like that
Y that face?
Because i not totally sure that she does
I've heard mish likes u
I kinda heard that 2 :/
Is it creepy I just had a dream I drove home form your place drunk? Haha
Na its all good people dream about me all the time Haha ;)
You should say what their name starts with?
That would give it anyway ;)
Do you have a thing with anyone at the moment?
Someone :p
who do you like?
Someone :p
How was history
Good thanks just glad its over :)))
I liked you and I liked hanging with you! I wish things turned out differently to be honest and I wish we didn't want for things not to move on, I miss ya Ryan!
If i this is who i think it is then i always here to talk when ever you won't :))) dont be shy
thoughts on alex ;) muhaha
Haha she really lovely and just a nice person to talk to :p
Commander Wolffe's head looks like a fanny.
Who is that?
Ye Yeee Yeee Ryan
Ye Yeee Yeee anon
Really going to miss u and everyone next year ur so funny. Love our snapchats and please dont miss crying at night cause u wont have me to be mean towards u hahaha
Awe Cutie :) thanks i going to really miss you being mean to me and crying when i get home ;(
Same goes for you ;D haha
It was my pleasure :) glad i could help Haha
Misch :)
Awe thanks you to :) thanks for listing to my drama :p
I'm really going to miss you next year. You're amazing, and you're so easy to get along with. Enjoyed spending time with you :)
Awe thank you :) yer its going to be hard leaving all my mates :( who is this btw
You loved it really
Yer they were really funny :p
You guess im mean? rude ryan they were interesting facts ;)
They were extremely interesting ;) bit of a mish answering all of them. Haha
Why suh smarttt
I guess you mean so :p
Yeah hahah
Prob holly Haha
Do you know who was doing all those random questions?
You mean the silly ones Haha
Because everyone is ripping the **** out of me on here for not straight up saying who I am
Look i not going to rip the piss out of you i dnt have to tell anyone who you are. But the hints you gave dnt totally match up to anyone :/
I'm not going to tell you who I am on the last day sorry
Um why not?
Hu am i if its easy to guess hu it was.....
Megan Haha
The average human scalp has 100,000 hairs. But yours has 100,002
Got to love those 2 extra hairs
Your statistical chance of being murdered is one in twenty thousand.
Yolo
About two hundred babies are born worldwide every minute. youre never going to go hungry ;)
Haha that made me laugh
You burn 26 calories in a one minute kiss. mmmm
Depends how into it you get :p
8% of us have regular an*** *ex
Haha mint
Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. Oi do it Ryan i dare ya
Done and it was amazing!!!
Adolf Hitler's real family name was Shickelgruber.
Yeah all the bad germans changed their names so they werent known, my family used to run a concentration camp.
Crazy man he was
A dork is a whale's p****
Oh real didnt know that one
Pigs orgasms last 30 minutes....this could be helpful for you ;)
Thanks for that ;
Coca-cola was originally green
And had co cane in it
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before they die
That is Yuck
The worlds youngest parents were 8
I bet they went to goon high
No, stawberries are pink, so whenced mixed with milk that produces a pink color. Though if i gave you hippo milk youd probably think it tasted like stawberries aeeeeee ;)
I see clearly now thanks :)
2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers
Heard this one before
The longest place-name still in use is:
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupoka-wenuakitanatahu, a New Zealand hill.
Good old kiwis ae
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children. Never heard of that brand btw
Who would buy a condom brand named ramses
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
Thats just mean to cats
A clitoris is a type of flower HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA my as* it is
Haha good to know :)
Hippo milk is pink
Really is that were strawberry milk come from?
Dylan likes raw babies, do you also?
Na i like them well cooked Haha
Ryans gay hahahahahha guess hu
Thats easy ;)
Stroke Dylan's furry watermelon bracelet whilst licking his blue polish
Haha good one holly ;)
i dont think you should have let her go
Well i did my best to get her back but it wasn't enough
nothing ? I just wondered what **** she stirred ... she likes to do that ae
Sorry the stars gave me a brain **** Haha and its a long story
what **** ?
What have i done now
she seemed nice
She is but she stirred some **** and we used to fight a bit
why didn't things work out with u and julia?
This question ciao Haha we would fight a lot and better off with out the hassle tbh
Dude, just say, stop mucking Ryan around. What's the worst that can happen? He doesn't like you back and you move on to someone else? C'mon..
Well said mate
Not telling
This better not be a joke. I need another clue
Nope haha
I still dont 100% know who it is? Were abouts you hang
Okay :)
Message me then :)
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