Sam Gardiner
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How do you like your eggs?
Fertilized
Do you miss your hair :)
Yes it's taking so long to grow!!
Do you like ticking your an*** sphincter with erect nipples?
Hahaha I'm sure if that was a thing I'd love it!
Lola is so cute & I'm stealing her ngl
You wish! She's my baby
You're really good to look at. [:
Hahah thank you
How many p****is does a p****'s p**** have O.o
There's little stars I can't see it!!
You couldn't hear the sarcasm?
No I'm sorry I was reading it so I couldn't hear it, is someone abit jealous?
Who are your girl best friends?
Jade C, Celeste, Brittany and Idk I don't really talk to many chicks
Because it looked fckn gross.
You said it looks soooooo hot?
Ohhhh haha good to talk to nice girl and you entered my house one time I think
Thoughts on me!? :) Kokooo
Top chick to talk to have the best name haha
I heard you finger your butthole?
Erry day
Best girls you know?
Is that a trick question?
Chloe looked soooo hot grinding on you and **** last night.. she should just fckn quit.
Why should she quit? Wot
You need to stop being a ****head because I love you like sunshine.
How am I being a ****head :(
Thoughts on me!
-jade Ciappara :3 JadeeMaryy
Awesome chick so lovely, and you like biggie and Pac so that's a plus
Thoughts on life
It's great
Is your p**** really as long as Banana? and you have a big Nike tick on it?
How big is a banana....
How many Methamphetamines do you do?
Like a lot
Your friend Tim can be such a **** sometimes
What's that got to do with me..?
What is your favorite piece of clothing?
My jet pilot singlet my bro got me
You remind me of tomato sauce
Why....
You've changed. A lot. :(
Oh, inbox me
You're beautiful. ;)
That's you bby
Favourite tupac song
All about you
Nicest/prettiest girls in year 10
I don't know any year 10s
Top 10 hottest girls at d-ford.
I don't even know 10 girls at my school
How many tattoos do you have? And what are they?
I have 26
3 prettiest girls in year 10?
Lucinda Courtney Zoe
ten nicest girls you know
None.
Do you like the muffin man? :3
Yes yes yes yes yes I doooooo
Sorry to ask, but are you actually okay? What's wrong? I always see you posting depressing statuses on Facebook and I was just wondering what was wrong and if your okay!
I'm fine, thank you :)
Favourite song by biggie smalls
Everyday struggle
you're a great guy. :)
Thank you :)
The greatest moment in your life ?
Watching the big lez show
I'm at ya window m8
Omg same
Oh yes please.
Well huz up
I really wanna kiss you Sam.
Let's kiss then
thoughts on
tayla keogh
Breanna Dovaston
Sophie Darwen
Samantha Rodgers
Chloe Dridan
Holy ****
Tayla is so nice
Breanna is nice haven't spoke much
Sophie seems nice haven't spoken
Samantha haven't spoken seems alright
Chloe is *exy ;) xx
You're *exy bby be mine
Okay :D
Why you and izzy break up?
Dunno
Keep smiling Sam, I'm here for you and I'll kill whoever hurts you, I mean that. nikkipedley
Thanks :) same for you
You should do your honest opinion on Nikki, you two seem like close friends? Are you, but if you aren't would you like to be closer with her?
She knows how much I care about her so I don't need to give an opinion. And I hope I can say we are close friends
Your couch is delightful ;)
Luv u bby
**** that ***** man I'll cut her legs off
From the little trenam
Hahaha they need it
Why aren't we making love?
We definitely should
Your peircongs look very good ;)
Fanks :)
You's should ;) ?
Should we?
Are you and izzy going out ?
Nope why
What happend between you and Courtney !!?
Dunno
Dirtbikes or girls ??
Bitta both
whos better....
tupac orrrr ... nah im just kidding.
obvs miley cyrus yeah ?
End. Yourself.
why is the sky blue
You tell me
Sammy g.... please explain to me why adam and eve have belly buttons?!
Because **** logic!
It feels **** when im not invited to your party man.
Tell me who you are and I'll say why
How many votes you snag Sammy?
Couple or so
How long were you talking to courtney before you went out?
I'm not sure maybe 2 months
You and Courtney are cute. But yous seem really akward around each other
Sorry
someone that makes you feel happy? :)
Courtney :)
Thoughts on Jake Keogh
The best footballer ever created!
Thoughts on Courtney? (:
The most beautiful, intelligent and nicest person I've ever met, I'm so glad I noticed and said hey to her <3 she makes me happy every time she speaks :)
Would you change anything about yourself if you could? ??
About 90% of me haha
What's goin up in the rower flips?
Wot?
Your as* is loose
Sure is :)
Spin around until sparkles come out of your face.
That was loooooooose
courtney is a *****, there are so many better girls out there
Good ****ing luck finding someone better than her, ****er ;)
Why won't you go out with Courtney?
I will ;)
If you could have one thing/ somebody who or what would it be?
Courtney :)
Best memorie?
Alot of things.....but when dan Evans asked out jess p and fell over hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
who is your idol?
Gary ablett jnr, sam Mitchell and tupac
who is the mostr attractive famous person?
Selena Gomez
what's your favorite color? why?
Black, because it looks neat
If you could have a shi* in any shape you wanted, what shape would it be?
Football......
describe yourself. who do you think you are as a person?
A very awkward, weird, but nice person
why was your day shi*?
mine was wonderful.
Life's not fair
?ow was your day?
Shhiiiiiit wbu?
Your alright Sam don't know why Trystan was saying
What?
Violets are blue
Smurfs are too
You beta watch out
He did a poo. :) Moggie13
Well....
I wish I had your hair
No you don't, it's the most anoyying thing
Your prettier than Ben Sam don't listen. Jake and Eli are equal hottest.
Considering you probably 16-17? That's weird to call my 12 year old brother hot :o
Bens hotter than you xx
Well no, fight me.
Prettiest girls at Dsc? Name the top 10
Courtney, lucinda, ruby w, rubi, lily, morrighan, jade, Jenny, bunnie, Erinn, there's many more
I love the way you hair bounces to the beat
Aaaalllrrrriiiggghhhtttttyyyyy theeennnn
who would you rather slay? lindsay lohan, lady gaga or 'fat amy' ?
Definitely fat Amy, dayyyyyyyum
Best boy mates then. (No order)
Trystan, dan, mick, nooch, dale, cal, simmo, cam, johnny, Luke, Hayden, Danny, I can't name them all!!
Best boy mates in order?
There all equal, I don't want to cause death to myself
We need to talk
Inbox me then?
I really don't understand why you rejected se* with a donkey Sam. Just being too picky. :)
Yeah I Spose I should take the opportunity
Your hair is a mystical magical garden of fuzz
It makes me happy.
I'm glad my hair makes you happy.....
f***ing auto correct meant ranga*
Top quality human and sent me $2 credit, get around him!!
What are your thoughts on that tanga kid at school?
I don't know what you mean by tanga
would you rather poop out 400,000 gallons of mayonnaise or 1 shuriken?
1 shuriken
Are you my mammy?
I'm gonna say yes
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