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How much do you have in your bank account ?
$46.20
What's pissing you off right now ?
The real question is what isn't pissing me off
What are you good at ?
Ha...ha I can't tell you
If you could reach into any movie and pull something out, what would you take?
The time turner from The Prisoner of Azkaban
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyways
Because in that point in time they have the choice to not see you naked aha
How does a real estate company sells its office without causing confusion
It doesn't life itself is one big confusing mess. Get your sht together, Carol
Where does a toe tag go on a person if they don't have toes?
On their foot nub
How Far East can you go before heading west?
The limit does not exist
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they do it themselves?
I do myself
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Because they don't need to add another sht item to their menu
At a movie theatre which arm rest is yours?
Both duh
What is satans last name?
Lucifer
Do they bury people with their braces on?
I could go all into the embalming process if you'd like. I took a forensics science class and we learned about it! Aha
What makes you bored?
Hm having nothing to do but breathe and stare at a wall
Favorite part of the human face and why?
Eyes, because everyone's eyes are different and sometimes eyes can tell more than words ever could
Late early or right on time?
Depends.
What is your fav 4 legged creature and why?
Dogs because they're amazing and I die from happiness every time I see one
Which is harder? Telling someone you love them or telling them you don't love them back
sht both are horrible. I think telling someone you don't love them back because.. reasons
What is the worse lie you've ever told and did you get caught?
Umm I don't really lie but I guess a lie I still get away with is my mom thinks I've never gotten high... because I'm an angel ?
If you were a waiter and a customer was being rude, would you spit in their food?
No that's not nice
If you're life was a movie, what actor would play you
Ummmm me cause I'm a self centered A$$hole and no one can be this amazing so I'll dabble in acting ahaha
Who is your favorite $exy actor or actress?
Evan Peters, hands down.
How long have you gone without taking a shower??
Ummmmm a few days
How many times do you urinate at night
like sun goes down, or get up from sleep to pee
Have you ever tried peeing while sitting down?
I mean... yes ahaha
BUT BUT ... I'm so tired ..
But tomorrow at work i will start drawing one!
OK OK! It can wait until tomorrow!
WE NEEED TO INVENT ONE!
WE REALLY DO! WE SHOULD GET START INVENTING IT ASAP
YES! We would be matching
when they are together they like make the sound of the tardis!
THAT IS THE MOST EPIC THING EEEEVVVVEEERRRRRR
For Christmas im getting you a DR Who Charm necklace!
You have one side I have the other hahaha
I'm lame!
NO WAY?!?
We should get the ones where one is the TARDIS and the other is the Sonic Screwdriver
You are my favourite person in the universe because ...
Dr Who need I say more?!!
NO YOU DONT NEED TO SAY ANYMORE! PERFECT EXPLANATION
What are you sick and tired of?
I'm sick and tired of always being sick
I miss you baby.
I miiiisssssss yooouuuu
GET BETTER SOON!!
THANK YOU!!
Who's your crush
My boyfriend
What makes your life worth living?
Sharks, music, sunflowers, sunsets and of course my sunshine
Shark bits or Rye bites?
Hands down, Rye bites
Did you know that I'm a mother (mumbles bad word) starboy.
No no no that's all meeeeee
Do you know there's a book with your boyfriend's name in the title?
Yes one of the best books ever
Did you know there's a nursery rhyme about you?
Yes yes I dooooo
What's the dumbest rumour you've ever heard about yourself?
That I'm lame because clearly I'm super cool.
If you could read a book about anything what would it be?
I read too much of a different variety of books to pick one topic I'd like
Would you rather eat your own poo or drink your own wee?
Neither mister
Rye or Halloween?
Halloween with Rye?
Rye or sharks?
WHAT?!? What kind of terrible question is this?!? Rye, of course, I'd pick him over anything
Who do you like the most
Rye, my sunshine
What’s One Thing You Really Wanna Learn How to Do?
Yo-Yo tricks
Who did you kiss last ?
My sunshine
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