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*AwE ShAkEeL Uu A HoNd ii MuSt SaY... LoL LuRv Uu LoTs Ma NiGgUh ;) ...* f*** ThE WorLd!!! LoL CauSe We AwEsoMe LiKe ThAt...:) *xoXo Uu knOw WuU!!!:) :) :) *#
Hehehe thanx Krijesa my niggaaaaaah!!
Love yoo more bud stay awesome as always man:)
Do you know lucian nel??
Lmao ja I know lubo why?
Hey as*! I'm nevver gettn yoo food again! Go get by your other wives and our sharks can go live on dry land!! Make me miss yoo loser mofo:D bish :D TashieTate
Aaaaaaaah my wife is cross 4 me I'm sorry:( I'll make it up 2 yoo man:D
Miss yoo more boo:P
You are my only child- and ur still not the favourite... X0x0 your mother (: Tobzie
LMBIMP!!!! I guess I bare a resemblance to yoo=D
How was ur day
Okay I guess:) thanx:)
Lol ...hey**hows it coming along with ur mistry gal?*#curious me again...
Okay I guess I can't really say hey but thanx for asking:)
LOVE U 2 DA MAXx(AMBER.G)
I don't think this is Amber(X_x) but love yoo 2:)
*Oppa Shakeelo Style*
Lmao awe
Fuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkk mmmmmmmeeeeeeeeee
You are one se*y mutha f***a
Lmbimmp :$ thanxxx a lot I'm sure yoo are too
Don't Feed The Apes..Z-Ball..No Thanks..Love-Leh are all terms created by the great Callan Andrews & you decide to make as if its your own that's mediocre
Lmm2 I was the 1 that created the term mediocre & Bawse & that's nice & excellence so we basically even gebruik jou kopinocity
Why u prettier than most girls are?
LMIMP!!!!!! (X_x) who is this?
When I sed:You Da bestest nd u awesome oh nd u rock ) I meant it
Btw .nd yoo know who I am
Awwww thanxx a lot I'm sorry but I'm not sure who yoo are tho don't get offended tho this happens often(X_x)
Hey man TotterMan 8o you make me lus for gatsby :( . Your so Vital huh . Lmao we got the convo on the burn kow :D. #TheeMainHasLeft *
Lmbimm we speaking on bbm & on qoohme kow neh man I'm waiting here 4 my gatsby jy!!
Don't feeed the blady apes Naat . Dude I'm juso hungry - QooohMeConvo8o . Dude the world are changin' Yoou just said Boss instead of BAWSE :| what you tryin man . #TheeMainHasReturned .. AGAIN*
Skwl is 4 losers man!!! Na man now get money & buy us chow I'm hungry & boue man I lis 4 a gatsby(-_-)...I'm just saying boss 4 2day don't get emotional(x_x) lmm2 :P
Y mus I tel u wu I am?? Itz ment 2b anonymous, datz tha point dude...bt Don't Feed The Apes
Lmimmp yoo can tell me on bbm moz hai...lmao skwl is 4 losers
If u had 2 go 2 parys who wud u go with?
Lmao I dunno I suppose with whoever bought my ticket
Fvck Swag when yoo can be Like Shakeel.Johnson:)
Yo0ur scissor soma post again coz I'm a manager like that boss . Stay Koool Gham2 :) That's just bad . Ai must ma come and say something #CauseAStir:D
Lmm2 awe my scissor Daaaaaadie has returned:P
Xse yoo must buy me chow man I'm hungry don't feed the apes yoo know yoo only feed me like a boss:P
You Da bestest nd u awesome oh nd u rock
Awwww thanx that means a lot:) ping me on bbm:)
Plz answer on bbm
Please ping me whoever yoo are:)
if u could choose...wu would u brk ur virginity wit?? Nd yesssss i knw u a virgin
Lol I'm a proud virgin yes...uhm I dunno I suppose it will be with a girl I really like:) who are yoo?
Shakeel why yuu single
Lmao why is it such a big deal that I'm single?
Hava nyc day xx
Awwwww thanxxx a lot yoo too:)
Lol shakeel i gota crush on yewh heheh** your secrt temptation*think yewh know who i am now:P
Hehehe I know who yoo are & I'm not gonna expose yoo lol:P mwah:)
"Don't feed the apes" - this phrase was created by Zhivahn :)
Lmbimmp she then heard it from me=D
Yeh yeh, so..like...
Shakeeeellllllll :D
"Your wife" aka: Zhivahn decided to stop by and post something here :) yes, this is the part where you should feel honoured ;)
Stay as vital as you are mofo!
Much love pretty boy (: x
Zeeeeeeeeeeeeee my wife :P aaaaaaah now my qoohme just looks better now coz yoo posted sumthing :P Z-BALL I shall stay vital just 4 yoo :D
Stay beautiful Zhivahn much love :)
Jarre yoo gna make me in di moer in yoo
Yoo getting hostile:|
Jarri u take 4kin long 2 reply on bbm jinne
Don't get hostilex_x
I know who yoo lyk ha ha ha
Lmao who do I like?
Shakeel reply on bmm joorh how loong muz i waiit psshht *touhirah
Lmm2 sorry man(x_x) I replied 2 yoo now ja
Lol noo reaallii drop the topic now itz getting flou abt who u like we will find owt in due time
Thanx:)
Lol iiiim female ona inside owtside not so much
Lmm2 noooo thanxxx I like girls that are girls inside & out noooo thanxxx to yoo sorry
I'm not gonna say who I am.. I just think its her..
Anyways, byee stranger :) x
Uhm how did yoo *** 2 that conclusion evens?:/
I donaaa how it botherz you or why it evan does?buut thanks nw i knw who he likes
Lol why yoo guys bringing up Zhivahn then who said she was white then?
Plz answer me .cuz I hav sumthin extremely important 2 tell u
Yes say I'm here wat yoo need?:)
Lmfao would u marry me shakeel(this cud b a gal or a guy or evn i myt be gay*wink*)
Lmm2 okay in order for me 2 marry yoo, yoo would have 2 be a female if yoo a male then noooo thanxxxx chap
I got sumthin super important 2 ax u really important nd urgnt
Then please ask me now:)
Get to know you better? :) maybe you should quit the ignoring act some time :)
Sorry if I ignored yoo I didn't mean 2 its just I don't get a chance to reply & chat to everyone I'm really sorry
This person asking Shakeel about the girl he likes, can you maybe stop?*
If you wanna know so bad, ask him on BBM :)...
Its probably Zhivahn Grundling... If that's her surname...*
LMBIMP!!!!!! Omw who is this? & how would yoo know if I like Zee?=D
Lmao nooor darm not that faar make ha ur pp on bbm so hat we cn c ths lovly lady
Lmao I'm 2 lazy at this stage 2 change my p.pX_X ask me 2morrow:/
U seem lyk u a playa r u???
No I'm not I dunno why everyone as*umes that
Itz not like ima go look the school and the girl up
Lmao but still(x_x)
LmiMp! NoO its not azhar!* waaay back we use 2 b hectic tyt & u started wit posting tht ZeGGA ZEGGA stuff on my Qoohme! S00 yaaaH jorh
Cnt blv u frgt _me_ & I'm a gaL btw
Lmbimm joh I don't wanna guess who yoo are man just now I offend yoo(-_-) tell me who yoo are please man!! Then I can confirm it 4 yoo lmao
Something gives me the idea this girl isn from pe
Lmao she could come from china for all yoo know :P
How do u mean it wud make it too easy fo us???there is like hoooow manii gals ina school tjooh!!!and i
It would make it easy coz then its narrowed down trust me
Lol but ***moon now uitenhage and despatch dont got nothing on. Us!
Lmm2 there are pretty girls all over the world :P
has she been in your display picture
Lol I doubt it I'm not sure if she was in my p.p
Lol but u then dont wana tell us where she attnd school
Lol coz then that will make it too easy for yoo
Is Azhar really your brother coz he is really cute but you guys don't look like brothers
Ja we are we don't have the same parents our blood is exact=D
Lol coz there aynt no girls like pe girls
Lmao that's a bit conceited ;P
does she go to alex?
Lol yoo didn't have to literally guessX_X
Lol owtog!!naa this gal got u bro if a guy starts talking about smiles and eyes then u must know
Lol na that's why I'd rather keep it to myself at this point
Lol she is from pe right?
Lmao wat does it matter?
Ahoya_ Mommas Boy long time lmm2. Devon126
Aweya Devon die mal ding long last since we spread the vitalness;)
Lol awww nogal acerz lmmip!!whatz the thing u like the most about her?
Lbimm that's why I didn't wanna say wat place(-_-)...na the thing I like most about her is her smile:)
Lol does she stay close 2 you?and near what is her school in pe
Lmao noone stays close 2 me unfortunately...na yoo must guess wat skwl man
Why dont u wana say?..and where do u meet most girls?it is nothing why are u being so secrtv
Lmao na I met her ma in acrez & na I don't wanna say coz I'd rather not make things so public :)
Who is the maddest person you know and who's your cutest friend (boy) and who's your best best friend?
The maddest person I know is ma Azhar die mal ding...& my best best friends are Azhar & Callan they always there for me I dunno which of the 2 to choose from lmao & no I'm not gay I can't tell you who my cutest friend is lmfu
Lol what does she look like man!her eyes what colour?hair long or short?and where does she attnd school?
Lmao her eyes are brown & her hairs long lol & na I wanna ma keep yoo guessing as to what school she goes too:P
You A nxa bra and all but neh when a person chat to you on BBM its like the conversation always about you. And you seem so conceited you Not "The shi*" I'm just saying.
Neh I respect your opinion I suppose I'll keep that in mind shup
Okay just tell me where u met her thats all
I met her where I meet most girls lol. Lmm2 but I don't wanna say coz ai ja
I am veriii curiouz who on who mytv stolen ur heart...;) lol tell us more about the gal u hav a crush on juz a lil bit more detail no names need.d juz how she luks and what shez like
Who is this omw=D na man she's amazing:) & I get along with her & she's beautiful wat more yoo wanna know?:)
So we had like a 3 msg convo and we never spoke again /:
:| really?X_x I'm sorry ping me on bbm then we can chat:)
Descrb how she luk?and whr did u first saw her?
Uhm well if yoo really wanna know then rather ask me on bbm:)
You're cute & all that. But inside, not so much :)
I understand that's your opinion:) but yoo really just need to get to know me better
Are yoo gay?
LMFU!!!! Nooo thanxxx sorry & I have an idea of who this naaigel is lmp2
When can we zegga zegga lmimmp!!!!! GUESS WU?
LMBIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Azhar die mal ding hoe lykie lyn lmfu don't feed the apes
TotterMan:DGuesWho?!I'm ma makin'like ii can hear you say the bestest sister .Did You see that boy with the HUGE nose ;) lmk brrraaa ii miss your white gham face - gonna do your hair still soon ne:DLoveYooKindaTheeMainDaadWasHere
Lmbimm this is Daaaaaaadie :P finally writing on my qoohme after soooooooooo long :D...ja jong hat bras nose somma grew last time I saw him joh that's just bad =D na I must see your face again wit your gladde hair but yoo moz gonna ghd my hair still ja awe:D love yoo dude
I think u adorable *_*
Thanx:) ping me on bbm:)
YoH, sOme PeOple ChAngE sO mUch ..* /: xX
I didn't realize I changed so much I'm sorry
Do u hava crush on any1?if yes ha name?
Yes I do have a crush on this 1 girl:) I'd rather not say it in public:$
Sooo its time to write on this laaaame qoohme of yours :P
But not gonna be lame anymore cos I'm on iit :D
Who's thee coolest girl you know ??
Haha <3
Omw my qoohme is so much more awesome than yours FATHIMA!! :P
But yes your I appreciate yoo lighting up my wall:) stay awesome & stay beautiful mwaaaah:)
YOH SHAKEEL when I need to explain to u how ur wife looks u know its bad :O=)) well I guess u know who I am now shoooo:) #Timia.was.here:D\=D/ Love yooou Bro♥
LMFU!!!! I still suspect your lying dude I'm watching yoo/:) but ja I knew already from the capital letters it was yoo TIMIA mwah love yoo dude evens tho yoo can be such a facial sumtimes:P
Your qooh me is boring:/:p xx tyrareece
Omw=)) its more exciting than yours tho:P
PUNANIMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*saving woman from dieing by the evil VERGIN*
Wat we do wifout yoo??????
Yoo the new Mr muscle:D:D hehehe
I know yoo know whooo it is:P
TASNEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Punaniman is here to save yoo yes;) I miss yoo...evens tho I saw yoo yesterday:P but yes I'm the new official best superhero:P
Tash..... Ja I'm done here:D TashieTate
I must take yoo on the mountains again:P mwah:)
Wu do u like atm???
Ping me on bbm if yoo wanna know:)
MIRREL VINGER INIE LIG!!!the creator of those words as well as Zegga,sketch etc...u knw moz wuz this ne babygirl lol shakeel stop smoking Za WongA lmm2 nd jus remember u lil BRo being me still looks better then YOU!!!
ONS IS TERIIIIIIIIIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lmm2 awe babygirl hoe lyk it ek en jy naked!!! Lmm2 neh awe Azzy die mal ding my brother awe yoo know moz the waanga calls at all times lmfu na shup bra I miss yoo
When are u gonna finish him with Zhivahn ;) u 2 mos Lekka cozy :) ... Or is Tevin Beating u 2 it ;)
LMIMP!!!!!!!!!!!! When did yoo nogal see me getting cosy with her lol na she's with tevin
Who do u likE??? :)
Can't say...public eyes(G) ping me on bbm if yoo wanna know
We used to chat like everyday, and now your so quiet? Think you might know who this is from?
Sorry I never purposely ignore anyone its just sometimes there's a lot of people wanting to chat to me so I don't always get a chance to reply to everyone I'm really sorry about that
Meaning:)
Your attractive (y)
Awwwwww thanx a lot:) mwaaaaah:)
Grawlix !!!!!! I was here :D & I'm sure you know who I am B) Braaaah we must do something soon :) Much luuuuurv Keeeeel (:
PREEEEEEEE!!!! :D facial you keep calling me throat omw=D we will brah don't worry lol you a facial ai mwah much love:)
But "people" sed u & gaillian were dating???
Ask her if we were dating:)
You're such a stunner :o (y) *
Lol uhm...what does that mean tho?:?
SHARKIE! :D Why you so se*y? ;;)
CHELSEY KOEKZ :D naaa u evens se*ier chels:)
You se*ier than your exes , besides for your ex wife :P you know whooo love from your boo :) it rhymes :P
Awwww my ex wife:P naaaa I still have the divorce papers I'm not signing them:P buuuuut I love yoo too my boo:) that rhymes as well(G)
YoUr WiFe HeY!! Must tell Phumela that we must get our samp&beans soon !! Coz the ppl ate our food x_x mxm so coloured like of them #lmao noo I just wanted to make it public anonymously that our shack burnt down :'( traumatized!!!!
My beautiful wife:) ya I told her & she's bringing cheesekop to fix the donkey cart:D aiiii I told u the plan to get rid of the people but ai nevermind ma(-_-) & I burned down the shack cause I got us a new RDP house instead honey:D
Just when ya hole world fell apart........
I take off the blazer, loosen up the tie, step inside the booth, superman is alive
HayKey :P _ Best looking boy in V.P ;) :)
From , The Only person that calls yoou HayKey :)
Awwww Tasneem facial:) thanx facial(beeg hug smiley) remember ISCUACDBHH:P
Were u dating gaillian????
Lol naaaaaaaa
I Hear U & sum1 else In Your skwl are the best looking boyz in vp:P
Lol I don't see myself as that good looking I'm just okay:)
WhoO Do U hAve A cRuSh On ATM???
Someone special maybe you:P
You've Got A Great Personality N I Think Your Cute Don't Be*** A Player Like The Rest:)
Awwww thanx:) I was never a player and I never will become one:)
Ur eyes r soO amazing I hear:P
Lol maybe they are you will have to see for yourself:P
' Facialism is when u do facialistic things ' - You make me Laugh ! From Tasneem Petersen , but I'd like to remain anonymous :P
"You make you laugh & not a lot of people do that" - yes I'm just special aren't I:p facialism can be positive sumtimes & this is positive facialism:p
Why do you take history? Its sucha boring subject. Facial.
Lmp2 history is nxa then & we have the funniest teacher of them all: MR JANSEN as our teacher that man is a hond don't be a facial
I wnt 2 meet ur friend azhar his really cute nd funny we mus make a plan
He's a unique one that=D na I'll make a plan tell me who you are on bbm then:)
Is yoUr "u know wat" bIg?
LMBIMP!!!!! My what? What are you talking about?
I c u and callan are friends joh that bra is funny and nxa 2 blok with I wanna come with u guys out n he's also very cute
Owr na tell me on bbm who you are then I can organize for you to go out with us hasi stresi:)
JayZ is Illuminati!!!!
Lmp2 "since when a black man in the illuminati last time I heard that was the biggest racist party"...he's the best man if u fear him just say u fear him leave these fairy tales=D
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