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Josh

Shifty0Nifty0Mate

Ask me anything you like anonymously

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You think you can get away with saying that shi* to me over the Internet? Think again, f***er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.

Im no maggot, you f*****

Shifty0Nifty0Mate replied 4158 days ago

The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f***ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Look m8 im going to cut you

Shifty0Nifty0Mate replied 4158 days ago

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable as* off the face of the continent, you little shi*.

Nah to bad for you

Shifty0Nifty0Mate replied 4158 days ago

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***ing tongue.

Why though, i bet i could shiv you

Shifty0Nifty0Mate replied 4158 days ago

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shi* fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f***ing dead, kiddo.

Zomg

Shifty0Nifty0Mate replied 4158 days ago

What the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you little Bit**? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my clas* in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

Watch out, have a badas* over here

Shifty0Nifty0Mate replied 4158 days ago

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The heavens shall strike down on your tainted soul

Shifty0Nifty0Mate replied 4158 days ago

remember that time at pulsar when we played counterstrike source
It was Me and Jake onto You Braeden and Tenzin
A pistol and an awp onto an awp and 2 machine guns
WE WON NOOB Big_Small_who_draven3732639334

Mate, ill find you and cut you

Shifty0Nifty0Mate replied 4158 days ago

NOICE 1 BRUVVA, NOICE 1 AINT IT

I said! NOICE ONE BRUVVA

Shifty0Nifty0Mate replied 4158 days ago

f***ing mate, give me a durry you l little shi*e necked Sam f***ing, you me and a bag of goon behind McDonald's, see ya there

Mate ill shiv you

Shifty0Nifty0Mate replied 4158 days ago