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Shrek.

Shrek.

This is my swamp. Get shreked.

23 Replies

What is your nickname?

Big **** Shrek.

Shrek. replied 3834 days ago

f u c k w i t central

What? Please learn to spell and worship me before you come before me.

Shrek. replied 3839 days ago

I have prayed every night and still you have not come to please yourself upon me, does this mean its all ogre? Please Shrek I pray, Shrek is love Shrek is life. SCBRYANT

You my friend, are a lovely person. I cannot make it all over the world. For I am no Easter Bunny or Santa Claus. I merely just wait for you to approach my swamp.

Shrek. replied 3839 days ago 1

What turns you off in a girl/guy ?

When they have a tight as*.

Shrek. replied 3839 days ago 1

****ing prolapse my tight an**, shrek is drek jcdrizzle

I will penetrate your butthole once you worship Shrek.

Shrek. replied 3839 days ago

Caleb you're a f u c k w i t

What is a f u c k w i t?

Shrek. replied 3839 days ago

oh my god who is this?! celinaaa

This is Shrek.

Shrek. replied 3842 days ago

If you could delete one thing from this earth what could it be?

I think it would most definitely be RustySeaDog, he is a bit of a turd. He doesn't like Shrek. Which is frowned upon.

Shrek. replied 3848 days ago 5

Your swamp turns me on.

Good, you spread your as* cheeks for Shrek.

Shrek. replied 3849 days ago 4

But I like your swamp.

That's great, but don't ask Shrek who he is.

Shrek. replied 3849 days ago

Is it Caleb Webb?

I just told the last person. I am Shrek. Please, get out of my swamp.

Shrek. replied 3849 days ago 1

Who is this anyways? :')

This is Shrek.

Shrek. replied 3849 days ago 7

Of course! Shrek is love. Shrek is life. ;) I cannot decide, the votes are tied. It is Mr Ogden, Shrek. Make sure you don't do a "language vialation", or rustyseadog will be the one penetrating your ***hole. ;) lololololololo

I am indeed life. You must, before its all ogre. I can't tolerate any of his silly business. But he has nothing on me. Because I am life.

Shrek. replied 3850 days ago

Oh my god I love you guys. :') lololololololo

Why thank-you. Do you have all my merchandise and movies? RustySeaDog, is merely just a joke. Please. Vote for Shrek.

Shrek. replied 3850 days ago 3

You my friend should stop breathing my air. I own an ocean you own a f.bucking swamp. Get out of my water b.itch, you're love is nothing but a poke. I will endudure the meet mild experiences, then devorour you with the fury of 1000 suns. rustyseadog

Ocean? Swamps are hot and moist. Not cold and wet. I much prefer my habitat. My love is more that one can simply imagine. Please, dare to try to endure my green p****. You're size is extra small. Do you even exhale?

Shrek. replied 3850 days ago 1
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