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You Gucci like Mane?☔
i'm G like Eazy?
If you got the chance to fck me, would you do it??✨
nah because i'm super sad but we can sit down & talk
I really don't like you - you're so annoying fml
wipe my bums
Why were you absent? :(
long story (not really)
Did you finesse today??
did you breathe today?
The secret to a good friendship is... ?
punani
Say the realist thing on your mind rn
i still think about this girl
You didn't comb your hair today, comb your hair or stay home?
tsek wena
YOU STOPPED SMOKING?❤
relax fam?
i'm just taking a break so that i don't die & sht
How are you lit, funny, depressed, swag and really lame all at once??
idk?? guess i got alter egos?
Why do your friends call you makhekhe??
ma'kheke*
hmu & i'll show you why
Catching the feels for me?
nah, butter fingers
Mandy Deetlefs?
she's lovely
No more trouble this term hey?
me? trouble? never.
Looking for a relationship or you just wanna fck around?
steady chilling rn, i'm better on my lone
Ma'kheke can't go out sad⚡
ma'kheke's too rad to be sad vro☔??
You've literally been drunk every night this week??
nah nah, thursday i was sobeeer
Poetry collection dropping soon??
in time?
Please start answering your qoohs again...
i punch
Can you hit the whip in reverse?
Pihw
you never say much but when you do it's perfect.
you're the kind of guy I read about in books, the type who breaks hearts, smokes cigarettes, writes poetry and is sad in the most beautiful way.
But you don't even know my name and that's fine❤
?? you're cute
Msg, dm, approach me - anything?
What are your obsessions
Poetry I guess
How the fck do I keep getting qoohs if there isn't even a link in my bio?
Are you in a relationship?
Nah, but there's this girl I wanna make mine
Hope you enjoyed the nudes??
They were avg
How would you spend valentines day with your girl ?
Take her out to spar, woolworths if she's boujee
Tell me something interesting, babe✨
I have this itch on my balls
It looks like you had lots of fun yesterday?
It was a successful night
Have you ever thought of realising a poetry collection or something like that??
Releasing*
And yeah I have actually?
Why are you being so grumpy ?
Wasn't feeling too nxaa that night?
Would you settle down anytime soon?
I'm actually down for commitment but I don't feel anyone like that rn, plus I'd have to trust the girl and I got issues there lol
What you said on the phone actually hurt my feelings?
Oops
I want you , you want someone else , someone else wants me
Oh
Are you ever gonna answer your qoohs again??
Yeah when I'm bored
Put your qooh me back on your insta bio?
Don't want
Is it fun vibing with five girls at once??
Seven actually but who's counting?
You've become a fck boy because one girl hurt you and now you don't care about anything
You're right about alles except me being a fck boy
Every girl I follow tags you?
You need to go follow more girls
Ey its mr destroy yo pu$$y⚡
Eh?
How you doing?
I'm straight chillin'
You're so mean like I'm scared of you?
I don't bite?
What's the hardest thing about being you?
Convincing myself I don't care about sht I actually care about it
I love me some hoes?✨
Okay man
How do you get nudes from a girl???
Why you asking me?? but you've gotta bes straight forward, if you dance around the subject you won't get ??
we don't talk anymore. we don't talk anymore. we don't talk anymore like we used to. ?
I actually know who this is thanks to caps lock being off? message me Palesa?
How much do you have in your bank account ?
I don't flex
Masikane Ben-Mazwi
Nah b, just call me Sika
Guess who ✨
Wassup Morgan?⚡✨
Apparently saints and sinners was whack?
Planning was bad but the crowd made it lit⛵
Are you going to deep in space again ?
Probs not
Can i come over?
If this is who I think it is then no
How are you feeling right now?
Cozy?
Coolest asian guy you know of?
Not Caleb
Apparently you do weed now??
Nah I've retired?
Upcoming turn ups???
Party ave so far?
Cute tounge?
Your moms fave
So you'll go for any race??
As long as she's got the personality then yeah?
How are exams so far?
They're okay I guess?
What's your favourite Tyler, The Creator line?☔⚡
"I'm a fcking unicorn, and fck anyone who says I'm not?"
White girls are too much hay?
Yeah, black girls too and coloureds
oh and lemme not forget asian and indian girls, every race is "too much" mahn?
Would you find it weird if a girl sent you a dm??
Nope x
Who you going for now??
You'll find out when I get her
Everyone loves you Sika❤
Is it?
It's funny how the one girl you've always wanted is the one girl you'll never get
fck off
I give good head??
I'm happy for you
You should've kept your combover.
Doode?
You and Mandy seem a little too close to just be friends
She's my bestie, relax
apparently you had a foursome last time you went out ? ainch nigga got game for dayyyzzzzz
????
Are you going to school with the comb over??
I'ma comb it back so hopefully the teachers won't btch?
Just another fck boy
Naaah you've got me all wrong?
I have more game than you
I'm so jealous
So much game dawgg✨✨
Hi Caleb
You don't answer your qoohs ?
Yeah I'm getting over this app?
you're lit asf ??
and you're the realist niggah out there
What school are you in?
Curro College Hazeldean
Lick my toes?
Only if you lick mine first
Why do you only go for white girls?
Just cause there's a pattern doesn't mean I only go for white girls
You're too cool
Aight dawgg
Why'd you swallow her doe? yo nigga nasty ☹️
Lol magine
are you gonna pull her at DIS?
I'm not pulling.
Best girl you've pulled?
You
Keen for anyone?
Yeah , she knows
im pulling you at DIS
Nay brathaman , you naw't righteous
so many haters on the qooh? ao shem nana??
They hate us cause' they ain't us
Bout to pull into your ex
Sweet , tell her I say heyy
How many nipple piercings do you have ?
Three , one for each nipple
What do you need to get off your chest?
My boo*s mahn
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