Simelele Ndlovu
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Du u blve in young love?
N0t really. But i still thnk h0nesty is the best p0licy.
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Name 3 people you value so much in your life ?
My dad, myself & my m0m. :)
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how would you respond if i were to ask you to marry me?
W0o0o0oahw... Id tel u im waaaaay t0o yung f0r that hey..
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Hahaha uyivusaphi iQooh.me?
Lol. Sum dudes twitter.
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I heard u f***ed ur girl is it true kwandile.mlawe
Lol. W0w.. I have a gurl? Me? Lesbian0? U cant be seri0us.
Ever chited in a test?
Imbuzi yaydalelwe uk'hlinzwa
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Jeans or skirts or dresses?
Dressez... Sh0rt dressez mawngenalo upete
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Hw a u related 2 andile khumalo?
Hahahaha, uxakwe yin wena? Uz0kwenzan ngal0kho?
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Y do u ignore me in da inbox
U pr0bably inb0xd me sumthn i cnt rel8 to
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Do u mke frndz in a bus,taxi or train? Maine
Yeah, its quite weird wen afta small tawk a chick asks f0r my 10'z or asks to add me on f.b.... Its lyk "ehr..ow,owk"... N then aftr that they xpect to 'devel0p' a str0ng fwndshp wif me (0_o) shuth ngyathandeka
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Name 3 of ur best Lil Wayne tracks
Uhr... 1>LEATHER SO SOFT
2>DUFFELBAG BW0I
3> EHR... Ai therz jus 2 many left...
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Do u have an olda sista?
F0r tha hundred and 88 milli0nth tym----> i have ZERO! siblingz... ZERO,ZILCH,NADA,LUTHO, AYKH0NA LO SISI!
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Whch frend r u closest 2?
Ehr..... Akekho yaz... I d0nt even think i'l have an obituary haha
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****! Umuhle gal
Ayab0nga amakhos' amakhulu :D
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Wats ur favourite homecooked food?
Amnandi amadombolo bt i prfr tha pasta route, so add: pasta; cheese; make that extra exXXtra cheese; cream; mushro0mz & milk... Uxube nje :P
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Ya wena lomunt'omuhle lo,you're just perfect.khula maNdlovu uqinise nakwi Twitter phela I miss ya lapho
Aw k0dwa :$ ngyayb0ngela, ehr, ngz0zama ukbuya ng0kphelele kwi-twitter... :)
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How u react wen u angry?
I keep quiet f0w a l0ng time or i sleep
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Lets chat abowt Panther. Wat doez he dryv nw? Who iz he on fb?
Ehr he n0w drivez a Merc... SLK s0methng s0methng... :) unsearchable dude
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Ur a FOX in leggings :P i saw u eMlazi it was u ryt?
Ndarks! Yeah, twaz me
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Nami uyangichaz
Y0o0o0h, n i missd tha questi0n... Cabanga nje ):
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Yu hv a weird taste in muzik. Whu r theze peopl?
Yeah, s0rta kinda c0z i dnt lyk music thats played in taxis
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Are u good in bed.....
Yeah, i cn sleep f0w days (;
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Simeh wat i lyk about u is ur humble nd u dnt let da fct dat ur beautiful get to u. I always stare at u at scul nd nje upholile awphaphile nd ur such a lady nje uyang-xplaina uyangichaza
L0lz ai cha wena uythandela mina (: thanxx
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Huz ur best frend ov all time? Y? Whr u met her/hm?
Dum0h... Angaz , we jus have that sisterly b0nd, we met in primary skwl
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How many peeps hav u taggd on qooh.me? Name them plz
L0l :) sufuna ngb0shwe?
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Wats ur number?
083 im n0t f0w free ;)
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Wats ur favorit subjct @ skul?
Isizulu :)
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U nd @Doping_Wongr on Twitter? Wats gowin on?
L0l :)
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Y did u change ur surname to Zingelwayow?
Its a fani thng sbari
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Ave usicaza, me n ma frendz
Awww ngyab0nga :)
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Are makes u happy.
Uj0ji uyak'jampela sbari
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I reli need advice Simeh. U seem 2 hv it all :(
Ehr... (o_0) w8, lets start wif tha advice thngy...
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Kfc wings or chyckn licken wingz?
Chicken licken sbari :P .. I only like KFC's b0xmaster :P
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R u stil pure leather orr usuy'luther?. . . *thinking* l0l
Ndakaz0w! Waaaah yagula wena leather! ;) baz0l'ntsh0ntsha legama le2
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Wud u d8 a taxi man?
Aaai kabi , bt N0 EFFIN WAYZ!
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Me digggs ur new qooh.me p.pick!
L0l :$ th0k0za Ndlovu!! Hahaha
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Do u go clubing?
N0... I d0nt even knw hw id ask my dad 2 go awt... Lolz :( plus clubbin aint my scene
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Ave uphoxana kodwa
Usuke ung'gxabela ngibe ngingakwazi.. Being fwndz 0n f.b duzn mean ngingene ephakethen, therz a way 2 do stuff
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Uyaphi 2moro? Cn we meet?
Sumwhr... Ehr (o_0) N0!
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Wat do u thnk bwt Nonhle Thema??
Muhle, iv neva wtchd that "n0nhle g0ez ta h0llyw0od" ish n i dnt f0ll0w her on twitta, n0r do i read bwt ha... So ama-scandalz akhe r news 2 me
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Ngyakthanda mina yezwa..
Uwbani-ke wena?
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MANDLOVU missin u ma cuz
Id say tha same if i knew who u r :)
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Nme ur 5 best cuzins
:D ngbathanda b0nke equally --n0 segregati0n
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WAT MAKES U ANGRY?
To0o many thngz... Bt ryt nw its m0'f0'z who thnk tha w0rld rev0lves arwnd them... M0-f0'z who "devel0p" inflated egos on fcebwk #smh... Nt ay0wberr!
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IF U HAD 1 WISH WAT WUD IT B?
I'd wish f0r a milli0n m0re wishez :D lol then make the wh0le w0rld freeze wth my 9999th wish
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Gatsheni, did it ever hppnd ube ne crush nomfana waka Ndlovu?
Lol cha, al'kaze lingehlele lelobhadi
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if u were 2 host fb awards,name 5 frnds that u wuld hv as nominees under ''best fb frnd category''
Lol thrz so many, bt ehr, n0nt0kozo, dum0h, buhle nd sum of em dnt hv fcebo0k... Ow n anele, angbabali abafana
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do u hate lesbianz?
N0pe, we're all tha same bt js hv diffrnt preferencez.
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Who da hell is panther
L0l, thanda kab iy'news hahaha, uPanther uPanther, FULLST0P :)
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M GLAD I TAGD U UR REPLIEZ R DA ISH!
Lolzz, ehr, thanx ...tel me who u r n i'l tag yeww bk ;) ngenza 1 ;) lolzz
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ID LIKE 2 BE FRENDS WITH U, HANG OUT ON WEEKENDS ETC BUT U DONT EVEN NOTICE ME AND U LUK RICH SO M SCARED.
*gqweh,gqweh,gqweh* lol naah, im js the "c0nservd" type.... I lark makn new fwndz so uhrR inb0x me :-) ...hehe im humbled by ths :-)
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Wat ws Panther doin in NewYork?
Hahahahahahaha geez! :-)
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Wats Panthers rl surnym?
Hahahaha "R0oaarrr!"
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Howz Panther? :P
Lol... & ur askn me bc0z....?
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Ave umuhle kodwa. Nd wat words wud u use 2 describe urclf?
Hehe dankie...i dnt kn0w wt w0rdz id use, bt i knw wch onez i wudnt use :)
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I saw sum1 hu lukd lyk u eDOT Kwa-Makhutha waz it u?
Lolz ja, n d0nt jump 2 c0nclusi0nz, iDOT.C0M eyasekhaya...
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Y were u crying today @ scool?
Lol n0, i had an eye infecti0n, but im getting it sorted awt... Hahaha :-)
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Wen r u cöming 2 mlazi again?
Haha l0l, n0t anytym so0n :-) place is c0rrupted
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Du u hev an olda sista?
N0pe, n0 siblingz
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its tru dat ur fada hit Mt.k cos he was shelling u?
Hahahahahaha well uhR.. Yeah... "mt.k" reali jumpd awt tha wind0w... So... Ngamceba lol
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Wats the best pick-up-lyn yu'v eva heard?
"ai cha s0rry sisi k0dwa bengingak'sheli" lma0o0o! Always makes me chuckle... Dnt kn0w if its a "pick_up_line" tho
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U keep saying ur widowed, what was ur spousez nym?
Sizani...
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Is it tru dat ulotsholiwe?
LolzZ... Hah! Wt Tha Fruits! Bad News travel fast! Naaah, the st0ry was bl0wn waaaayy awta pr0p0rti0n!
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are you from heaven or something?
Haha i d0nt kn0w what u mean but i'd like 2 think that we all are initially fr0m heaven
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Y r u so down 2 earth?
Bec0z i dnt thnk im ab0ve any1... Lol mind the pun ;)
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ufuna ukufundaph....after matric?
Uhm... Lets just say i d0nt wana jinx thngz ;)
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Do you think being single is great.....????
YurR... Lark, who duzn wna b single??? Bt im n0t single, im wid0wed :)
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Hav u eva used a female condom b4
Im unda-age, so n0
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whats yo definition of love????
Its what i feel f0r my dad and Alizwa :)
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Hez your man??
Ur pathetic mfw2 *sick-face*
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>Ricky Waters look<....who is comrade??????
Njeng0ba usho nje... Hez c0mrade
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In these guys your facebook friends name the top 2 ud go out with...Sbonelo Ngobese,Muke Romeo ,Anorld Xolani Myeza,Madoda Maddy Suthu,Andile Chizboy Jonga and Andile Gcwabaza?
Lmao wt tha hell?? N0ne of em... I respect them... FULLST0P.
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wena...ngyakbona ur single...............am i wrong????or you're dating a total loser...angith?
Lol ai angazike... u shud st0p stalking me!
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Wher u frm/live n wat u do for aliving...&r u a model ?
Im fr0m JupiteR... I go to sch0ol & my dad bringz tha m0ola! N0t a m0del :) jus an ordinary sc0undrel hahaha...
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If i asked ya out.. wld u say yes? do ya hv a bf?
Uwbanike wena? *YAAAAAWWwwN* id say #N0...
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Don't you want to party with us???.....sokfaka ey'ntweni...
Hahahaha angikho yin eyntwen? Who r u vele? Inb0x me... I dnt party b.t.w
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How many sistarz and brodaz u hav?
Zero & zerow... Iv g0t n0 siblingzZ
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Are you a complcated person?
N0t really, im jus' a bit t0o fussy :D
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When you love..........you love for real or you just toy around???????
Lol lol... Uhr, k lemme js say i have the0riez bwt err'thang... Ja... I dnt like it wen sum1 makes me l0se c0ntr0l of my em0ti0nz ;) n i knw who u r!
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do you get emotional.....if someone close to you is tellin you a sad story?
Ja hey... Im very empathetic :) nd i care..AL0T
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Yu luk veri rich
Haha, oh is it???
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Ur pretty n i want to knw what it takes 2 b ur frend
L0yalty n infinite gall0nz of L.O.V.E
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R yu in lv?
It turnz awt that i am