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If you were God for a day, what would you do?
fck a fish and crack open some red wine while eating some freshly stolen bread from bakers delight give Leonardo DiCaprio a fcking golden globe because that nigga been keeping me entertained when I tune in to watch his sht and last of all fck a duck while a child fingers the A$$hole of the duck and I phatt blunt in my mouth ??
Where do you want to be living in 10 years?
Greece they have some mad drugs
What is your purpose ?
Go out with a blow out rock out with your **** out
Smashing pingers fingering mingers
What does success mean to you?
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Do u hate it when autismo gets laggered
Yes sir
Why are you special ???
Because of the autismo
What would you call your autobiography?
Day in a life of the cooked sloth
Your song of the day?
The don
On a scale of 1 to 44 how many times could 44 be revolved around 1 if the temperature of 1 was 44 but the speed of 44 was 1??
Glue is nice in plastic bags
What’s the most marvellous thing you have ever seen ?
Someone doing nugnomination
How're you and your misses?
Wonderful buddie
What do you want most out of life?
3 points of goey
Best compliment you ever received ?
Wazzle
A Moment in your life you not proud of ?
Being awake
What's missing in your life ?
Toilet paper and peanut butter
Is your year going great ?
Better Then a beached whale
Which movie s*cked for you this year ?
Anything that was romantic
What activity always makes you lose track of time?
Music
My hand
Food
Social media
Best compliment you have ever received ?
You ugly mother trucker the Westgate is that way > best one I ever got Hahahah
What gives you peace?
Donuts
What do you spend your money on the most ?
Potatoes
What is the biggest frustration you’re facing now?
The frustration of poo
How do you deal with failure?
Admit that I failed and laugh
What one thing do you want the other person to do that would fix things between you?
Buy me a mother ****ing burger for tnuc sake
Favourite age you've been so far and why ?
1 month old I had no ****ing clue what was going on I could happily **** myself with out a **** but no I actually have to go to the toilet
Who told you they loved you last
It was Dorothy
What Would You Do If You Woke Up The Opposite Gender ?
Sell myself on the corner of st kilda street wearing a leather gimp suit that is what I would do
Would you travel to Mars if you knew you cannot come back?
Would rather sell my self to an alpaca and harvest its organs for my money back
What's your favourite word or phrase ?
**** ****** ***** ****** ***** no one will figure this out
The last thing you bought ?
Black current soothers
How far have you and Molly gone?
Look I'm sorry this is rated r for explicit content if you are at the age of 12 or above you may not look at this, we held hands like holy **** that is intense right
What do you think is the most useless class in high school?
I reckon it's high school
What have you always wanted ? Did you ever get it ?
I wanted a pet snail but whenever I brought a wild snail home my dog would eat it and my mum would be like wtf why do you have that and she would probably squish it, so no I never got it.
What are you allergic to?
Mango skin
You and Molly are cute as ****
Why thanks anon
When was the last time you cried and why ?
Well it was when I found out that the wiggles had broken up and there is only one true wiggle in the new bunch of wiggles which is Anthony the red one and to my disbelief there is a fūcking girl in the new group, and I don't like that at all.
What has wasted your time the most this year ?
Guttentarg
You're perfection
Why thanks
Lamborghini or Ferrari?
Vf Maloo ute **** head
Name anyone you dated in the past ?
Big bird
What the **** do you like about Molly
Pretty rad and has a good b*m
What is your biggest success up until now?
Are you trying to say my life's a **** up?
I think we've kissed once or twice Mollymook
Maybe twice because we are reckless
Have you kissed Molly yet
Yep, in all seriousness have you been drinking my kind sir ?
Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island?
Peter griffin
What’s my best physical feature?
Your toes
Do you smoke?
Do you finger bash the gash?
And the time I fell off the bed when we tried to do superman Mollymook
I'm sorry about that
Remember that time you dropped me on my back Mollymook
Hey you slipped also
How much do you weigh?
Think about how much maccas a person will eat in a year that is how much I weigh
Ditch Molly and get with me
We are friends
What was your last dream about ?
Are you on drugs mate
Braaahhhh I meant it in a good way!
Ohh why thank you beautiful person
Your fuuuccckkkkeeeddd!
I'm fucccckkkkkeeeeddd! Mate shhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuttttt the fūck up
What's the deal with you and Molly?
Drug deal
Are you single?
Are you drunk
Plans for the new year ?
**** **** up mother ****ers
What did you get for christmas ?
3 points of goey and four beltons
Who would you take a bullet for?
Anyone
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