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What do you not feel like doing today?
Dying.
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What life lesson did you learn today ?
Expect the worst and you will get a big surprise.
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One word to describe your Ex
****.
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What does success mean to you?
Makeing atleast one person smile a day
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Whats your addiction?
NUTS SAICRISE CHOFFTOPHER SIEAS TORRISMA DEFELTURDDDER DAHOOODERDERRPLLADAR PINGERZ MESHMERRSHERU
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Battery percentage on your phone?
31%
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How many hearts do you think you have broken ?
Honestly don't know
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Best compliment you ever received ?
Ya got nice t***.
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Why should people love you ?
They shouldn't, Someone loved and trusted me and I hurt them, One of the only people who really cared and I hurt them, They don't know but I think about it everyday, I have seen them afew times since then and I can see in there face.. In her eyes.. I really fcked up
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Rate yourself out of 10
What kind of question is this like seriously this is a f ucked question that phycholoists (or how ever you spell it) ask people just to fck with then.. But to answer the question I think I'm like a weird 4
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Which movie s*cked for you this year ?
Nothing yet
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If your bank account had a mood ,what mood would it be in right now?
It wouldn't have a mood.. It would be dead.
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If you could choose any of your friends to be your servant for a day, who would you choose and what would you make them do?
No one and nothing
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What is the longest you have gone without taking a bath?
I don't know but I have a feeling any answer I give will make people think I'm more gross then everyone already thinks I am
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If you had to get Married at the age made up by the last two Digits of your phone number How old would u be?
64... Great.
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Who was your first crush ?
I'm pretty shore everyone knows
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Something you regret buying and why ?
Smokes
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B like Bieber or B like Beethoven?
B for BEG FOR FORGIVNESS YOU WORTHLESS HUMAN!!!
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If you could add a feature to qooh.me what would that be?
Make an official app
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What was your dream yesterday?
I dreamt that my misses cheated on me... I have never woken up so upset before
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What would make you happy?
I don't know
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U look better with hair
I know but pfft I had a Britney Spears breakdown, **** happens, it will grow back
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Wax your eyebrows
Wow so umm nahhhh how bout you pluck them for me
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A super power you wished you had and why ?
Shapeshift so I could turn into a bird and fly or a wolf to **** **** up and I could stay young forever
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Whats the one thing you cannot forgive ?
I dunno I mean I'm a very forgiving person
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A friend you once had a crush on ?
If that question really needs to be asked then you obviously don't know me.. It's like asking if I was a guy or a girl like you already know the answer
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What gives you peace?
Kissing in the rain :3 haha coz I'm cute like that
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What is the biggest frustration you’re facing now?
The hoomin race in geniral
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How do you deal with failure?
I don't know you tell me.. Your life is onviously a failure if you have to ask random questions to people you don't know? Right??
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How do you react when you encounter a homeless person?
Chuck emm some change If I got some
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Who do you envy and why ?
Hmmm any guy who could escape the friendzone
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Favourite age you've been so far and why ?
14 :')
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Who told you they loved you last
Besides any family.. My ex and that was about a year ago give or take 2 months
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A body part you think you could do without ?
My nipples
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What Would You Do If You Woke Up The Opposite Gender ?
I would *exy time for exactly 642 hours at a time every year. That is what I would do.
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The last thing you bought ?
A hockey mask.
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What do you think is the most useless class in high school?
English.
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Superman or spiderman?
Wtf kinda question is that?!? OBVIOUSLY SPIDERMAN!!!
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What is your favourite food?
I have been looking at pictures of carbonara for like half an hour..
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A memory you want to forget ?
My ex.
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Dream holiday destination ?
Canada
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What is the one thing that should be taught in school that isn’t already?
How to do taxes.. IMPORTENT **** idk
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What does your perfect day look like?
Not today
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What have you always wanted ? Did you ever get it ?
Not telling and yes once.. But not anymore.
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What are you allergic to?
I CAN NOT CONFIRM IT DENIY THESE ALAGATIONS TILL I SEE MAH LAWYER.
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When was the last time you cried and why ?
I don't want to talk about :(
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What is your biggest success up until now?
idk know.. i guess i finally got my GTA 5 character to level 30 i think.
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If money was no object, what would you do all day?
Play gta 5 online?? Like my day would change
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Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island?
Uhhh superman so he could fly my as* out of there..
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What’s my best physical feature?
Lol idk nothing I guess
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How much do you weigh?
We'll the scales always say ER.. Pfft what ever that means?
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What was your last dream about ?
16th century Italy
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Plans for the new year ?
Probably die.. Maybe not.. I have a few things I need to do before I die so I dunno.
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The best song in 2014 for you ?
Silence.
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What did you get for christmas ?
Stuff.
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Who would you take a bullet for?
Adam sandler
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What would you change about one of your friends if you could ?
Well let's just say I would be changing my Facebook status from single...
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How do you want to end 2014 ?
Let's just say this year will "end with a bang"
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What is your biggest fear?
Isn't that the question on everyones mind? What are out biggest fears?? As humans I beleave the greatest fear is death.. Or rather what comes after, will it hurt? Will I know what's going on? Is there a heaven or a hell? Or is death like turning off a tv.. Everything just dissapears and there is nothing... That's what I beleave is my biggest fear, The end
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What are you addicted to?
YO MOMMAS HAIRY UNDER boo*S!!!!
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What's your favorite fashion item ?
Lol uhhh my denim vest, I cut the sleeves and spray painted the back of it and like I half made it like i put effort into it so yeaaahhhh.
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Why so serious? ;)
My name Jeff.
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It's getting pretty cold if I told ya I wanna hold ya whorls that be too bold?
HAHA Tobuscus reference :')
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Do you think these jeans make my butt look big?
Yes, you have a fat as* and you look like a bowling pin.
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Why are you so weird?
The real question is.. Why arnt you weird??
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What turns you off ?
Chewing with your mouth open, cleaning under your nails with other nails and it makes the clicking sound, finger nails scratching on bed sheats.. All that **** makes me sick
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What is your bank balance ?
$20,430.00
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Your Dream Job?
President of Mars.
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Best song you've heard this week ?
Nirvana - heart shaped box
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Biggest regret?
Hurting someone I loved just so the person I was with was happy.. I'm a weak human being
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Have you ever gone to school without taking a bath?
Yeah today coz I got home and I was sleepy so I just went straight to bed
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What have you lied about lately ?
If I did lie, it would be about something importent so I would have done it for a good purpose so.. IF I did lie.. I wouldn't say, if it wasn't IMPORTENT then I wouldn't care
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If you had to ask God a question what would it be?
I would ask why? He would understand
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Most expensive thing you have?
My soul.. Unless I have already accidentally sold it.. Then my life.
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Who are you dating?
No one -,-
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What do you do when you angry?
I don't know.. Punch a wall, take a walk, cry and or all of the above.. In that order
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One thing you like about yourself?
Honestly I don't know.. I don't want to seem narsasistic, umm I guess I like how if I am talking to a person one on one how I can amaze them.. Like I am nothing they have ever seen before.
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Current mood?
I'm always angry
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Ever had your heart broken? If so by who?
Yes and I can't say coz I don't want to get ****ing arrested
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You need to cut yourself some slack from time to time. You are loved by many.
I find that hard to believe :/
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What turns you off in a person ?
Lies
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What freaks you out ?
3 degree burns, giant cuts that are deep enough through muscle or bone, stretchers in cheeks where you can see teeth, broken bones that are pertruding through the skin, the pain olimpics, blue waffle, special fried rice (male version of blue waffle.) 2 girls 1 cup, 1 man 1 jar, 1 guy 1 sandpit, imagining putting a tooth pick under your big toe nail then kicking a wall as hard as you can, clicking your nails together, millions of little wholes and then a bunch of maggets and spiders crawling out of them, imagining dieing alone... Yeah that's pretty much it.
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What is the saddest thing in life?
Life it's self.
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Which friend would you take a bullet for?
Non coz I know that they would never for me
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Can money buy love?
No but it is a good substitute
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2 things you dislike about yourself?
Eye brows, and everything else
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What did you last dream about?
Flying, like a hero with no boundaries
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How many kids do you want to have?
Enough to have A football team..
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What makes people boring?
Trying to hard to be perfect, it's like everyone is trying to be everyone else and that is so boring just be yourself, and don't mistake that for "be different from everyone else" I'm not saying try to be different, just don't try... if that makes sence.. It doesn't does it? Nop it doesn't. *sighs*
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Name a person you lied to today
No one.
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What wouldn't you do for a million dollars?
The real question is what wouldn't i do?
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What do you s*ck at?
Being normal, being human, being nice, keeping a girlfriend (or even getting one), keeping anyone worth anything in my life coz I'm selfish, kind of every thing in general I s*ck at.
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Have you ever farted in public?
Yes. All the time.
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favorite song of all time?
Skirllex -bangerang, and it's varrious remixes
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What is the most dirty insult you know?
Ummm.. **** juggling thunderkunt
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Dumbest thing you've ever heard?
I like the number three.. Coz it's three and I like it
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A super power you wish you had?
Oh god how I wish I could fly!!!! Litterally the things I would be able to do, it would be the greatest thing ever