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Mitchell Stanlake

Stanlake

Do it, I dare ya'

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Can you even see your **** with your schnoz in the way?

Yeah I can.

Stanlake replied 4120 days ago

Ur se*c

Well shucks.

Stanlake replied 4120 days ago

Top bloke. Always up for a good chat with anybody.

Thanks friend :)

Stanlake replied 4120 days ago

Best looking person at the gym?

Ah not sure actually, probably Tomas Wilson

Stanlake replied 4120 days ago

You're pretty fly for a white guy.
Love jim xoxo

Thx Jim lol rofl

Stanlake replied 4218 days ago

don't you just hate it when you talk to people heaps over text/facebook, but you never talk in person?

Onya!
I\'m a shy guy.

Stanlake replied 4226 days ago

you're a good man Swank

Why thank you.

Stanlake replied 4226 days ago

tbh for lachie getzendorfer

Onya! Dorfa

Stanlake replied 4226 days ago

rate out of ten for mr lakeman?

Lakeo you sneaky basted!

Stanlake replied 4226 days ago

I hate it when you don't reply to me, an idiot I may sound writing this but I miss talking to you heaps.

Text me again, and I\'ll reply, promise!

Stanlake replied 4226 days ago

Yes you look like you give a f***, I'm gonna text you with very serious punctuation.

Go on, text me :)

Stanlake replied 4228 days ago

How the f*** did you get into power and Tom Wilson got cut, bigger mystery than the DaVinci code?

Yeah I know, Tom is an unbelievable player and worked harder than anyone I know. It\'s probably better he didn\'t make it this year, he\'ll work harder than anyone to make it next year! *i\'ll work harder or as hard as him too!

Stanlake replied 4228 days ago

I love you heaps

Well inbox me and I\'ll love you back.

Stanlake replied 4228 days ago

are you actually a virgin!?

Yeah? Saving myself till marriage.

Stanlake replied 4228 days ago

Who did you get those huge hickeys off that time?!??

I\'m not sure, I\'m too sober to remember.

Stanlake replied 4228 days ago
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