Stanley
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A person you never want to talk to again?
That guy from that advert named Steve. He honestly s*cks.
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A song that you've over played?
Every song I've ever known. Mainly Bach's fugue in G minor due to its amazing Fugueness.
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Which product or service do you find ridiculously overpriced?
1) Ice tea. 2) Toll gates. Like, wtf, man?
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So Rihanna gave birth to a monster and eminem's the father. What is your opinion about mars?
Jupiter is fat because he ate a bunch of asteroids.
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What is the favourite food of the Arabian peacock?
Jam and pineapple soup.
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These questions are well strange /: dunno how I.a top it :]Y well anyway my question is how's Zumba been? /: Morgasm
Haven't been going lately, hey. But, I'll totes be there more ofter because there's a Sauna and I really want to use it after zumba. :]Y
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Caged lions are naughty. But they want to eat steal. Why use copper for their cage?
I can't deal. -_-
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Why did James choose a giant peach?
Because Mary wouldn't give him her lambs.
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Your flight lands, yet you have no onions!! Who do you turn to?
The wizard of oz will save me!
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Why are hippos jolly?
Because it's in their contract for world peace.
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Why 20 questions and not 36892 questions?
I'll take that quesrtion to the owner of 20 questions.
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A large tyre rolls over your hand. Do you eat your dinner with a toothpick or the aforementioned hand?
And, Sarah and her random questions that have nothing to do with nothing strikes again. :l
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Kelly the hippogriff stole my cheese and I need my daily dose of Camembert! Where is Kelly?!?!?
What is this?! 21 questions?
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The green frog turned red. All the cars tooted. A bomb in North Carolina exploded. Why did Gerry catch a fish at midnight?
Because everyone knows that parrots don't eat seeds that are genetically enhanced to taste more like beef.
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I threw a stick and it hit my tree. Now my tree has an ouchie. How to I fix it in 6 easy steps?
1) Find tree ouchie syrup. 6) Cut down tree.
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Jack's beanstalk broke. Then he went bankrupt. Why didn't you loan him money?!
Because Jack hates it when I give him fake money. D:
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So John told me that you like to do it doggy style and I seriously want to know when we can get together.
Yeah.. I prefer dog singing to cat singing. Personally, doggie style jazz is much more entertaining.
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Ok James Bond asks you for a bag of Cheetos. Do you throw a camel of a lightbulb at him?
The camel is my dinner, so, obviously I'd throw him with the bread stick.
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Why did you ditch me when we went clubbing last night? I had to get a lift home with that rich guy with a Ferrari and he demanded that I "repay" him for the favour.
What? I didn't. It was kind of dark and I told you to wear lumo, but no. -_-
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So I heard that you totally like hooked up with this like *exy guy at this like restaurant in France. So I was like wandering how you like afforded those like snails.
It was actually Mexico. Get your facts straight before you diss my sisters dog named Pat. >:/
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So like.... Harry potter is as homeless as batman... So like... How do you feel about those beans?
Never really took an interest in car part fixing. Found it totally overrated.
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I miss you Livy :( Will you be at kitkat's party?
Obviously, nunupie. I already miss you, love. :3*
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If somebody called you a troll would you;
a) hit them with your club?
b) log off the Internet and stop trolling?
c) use your fairy wand to transform them into koalas?
D) ask them to buy me jellybeans and then run away screaming "They're all mine!!" :D
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What would you rather take a ride on? A dragon, a unicorn, a centaur or Johnny Depp? And if Johnny Depp what would be second?
I forgot the question. D: So, I'll just go with 6.
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How dare you, Stanley. I trusted you.. How could you take my family name of Bobzed :'( I feel betrayed... No love, Cynthia Bobzed
I did not, this name was given to me by Godzilla the 5th and was rightfully mine when superman would not take it leaving me alone with the kids and the goat Johnny Depp bought for me on Tuesday the 32nd.
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Would you lick Channing Tatum if he presented you a bouquet of lilies?
I would lick him even if he presented me with nothing. :P
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I like Tyler the creator's new version of that. :D
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If Apple : pie which of the following is correct?
a) vanila : custard
b) apple : tree
c) milk : cheese
d) none of the above
...Isn't there any hamster in chocolate burger?
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A zombie bit you while you were vulnerable, in the toilet while you were busy... excreting. It's too late now, you're already turning. Do you wipe?
I wish I knew who you were. But, I'd have to say.. The tea would go best with the tomato soup.
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Is it true that whenever you vomit you find carrots? =|
I don't inspect my vomit, bro. D:
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How dare you leave our music class like that! :'( </3. We're going to be missing a merd in our lives! And you're one of the originals!
I'm sorry. It's such a pity. >.> No more random comments or.. singing to Bach's fugue in G. ._.
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I watch u shower at nite O_O
That's rather flattering.
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Stanley, what a manly name;) would you ever eat horse meat?:\
Everybody eats horse meat. It's the 21st centuary. >.>
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Here gos what do you prefur kitty's or dogs??
Doggies. :3
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Omg.. Like, when'd you go on qoohme??
Like... At 11:00. I think. >.>
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Position for sleeping or in hockey or some sport... mind out the gutter Olivia;)
Pfft, I knew that. -_-
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Hmm... What's your favourite position?
Adrian. I should have expected such a question from you. >.>
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What was your last date like?
Hey guys,>:/ So, you should totes be the first to qooh me on this random account. Why? Because, what the hell? that's why. www.qooh.me/Stanleybobzed >:/ Also, my last date was non existent, along with my love life.