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you smell like poop
truebb
Whos this f***en kaylah Bit** your married to on facey?
She aint no Bit**. shes awesome :)
Is it true that black women have chocolate breast milk?
Yes. deffiantly.
would you do me in public?
If your megan fox. yes. if your the pope. deffinatly
How do you tell a girl that her v***** smells?
\'\'Your v***** Smells\'\'
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nOr just ask her if she has a can of tuna in her pocket
If you stick your Dic* into the exhaust pipe of your car will your car have transformer babies?
what a creative question :O id like to think yes. If you blow your load. Drink orange juice beforehand and youll have b*mblebee babies
would you f*** an animal?
No.
Wheres your favorite place in the world?
Krispy f***in Kremes
I deserve a cookie now loser.
okieee
who do you like atm?
das*s a secret
who's your bestfriend
Kristy and jade and ryan :)
tried that shi* already :c
aw fook. who is this ? inbox moii?
I live like 20 minutes away from one, i think im about to have a melt down
just change the clocks and maybe theyll open :O
I would buy some but they are closed and i live too far away :c
same :( when i lived incranny north that subway was so convenient to my coookie needs :c
yeah, the M
Double choc chip <3
I want a cookie
Subway cookie? :O
would you ever s*ck a Dic* for money?
HAHHAHAHAHHHA OMFG
I love you! DO YOU WANT TO HAVE se*UAL INTERCOURSE WITH ME?
this depends, are you a zebra?
RAWR! im a dinosaur ;) hehe
whats up buddy? RaRaaLovesMaddy
HAIIII CARA. im a dinosaur too :')
you are a goose
You are a swan
whens ya birthday
28th october :D 18 soon woop
its guys not guiiiise ;)
sorry guise
you make me giggle
do i make you chuckle?
your cute
cheers big ears, harhar
why so cute?
Runs in my family. im related to the teletubbies
Only i can do it for him. slu*tttttt. KaylaJade_
hhahahahhahahahh!
HAHA. can i do it for you? ;D
hahhaha
Ever been caught wanking?
The queen caught me once :C
why cant you answer calls?
Speakers f***ed. got it fixed for a while. but then died on me again.
whats your number? and i lobve you
why? i cant answer calls and dont have credit. i barely use it haha
your a gay **** who cant rap for shi*
cheers babe. come off anon and say it? :)
hahah naaah, screw that... Ill leave it a secret
NOOOOO inbox me now. Kthanksbai
haha naaw thats cute nd so r u
hahaha inbox me. i wanna know who you are
why tuesdays?
Because nothing good on tv tuesdays :C
tis too scary to tell you whom i am because you will ust be like ew, it is quite awkward, because i know you know me, and yeah
just do it. i wont judge or tell anyone D: im only a Dic* on tuesdays c:
bt its scry nd shi* because youll be lyk ew
Talk properly please D:
I like you lol and u dnt knw i exist
Im sure i know you exist :O inbox me on facebook. ill reply i pinkiiieeee promise
Me and You would be cute
who are you? haha
Do you miss dylan?
Bestmate dies but nah dont miss him. of course i f***in miss him he was my best mate you twat. stupid question
You have the worst taste in chicks !
HAHAHAH hai anon ;)
Would you f*** a chick with 1 arm?
HHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Best kisser youve had?
Morgan or Jen
last person to touch you se*ually?
the pope
who touched your Dic* last?
The queen
You actually rap like, good as , its pretty cool i must admit
why thankyou :)
They probably like you and want to know if you like them too jadeeypie
haha awks
Can I say what letter it starts with? jadeeypie
nuu i wanna know why this person so interested haha
'Jadeeypie', tell me?
why you wanna know so bad? Inbox me on facey
What does his/her name start with?
starts with zebra
I know who he likes, you jealous anon? jadeeypie
muahaha
Who?
none of yo business ;D
Do you like anyone? Or have a thing with anyone?
yeah
Thoughts on Jade Reid?
shes amazing. had some awesome times. cute as f*** and i love her to bits
dont be ****, come out with me, i got some shi*
who are you? o.O
Come smmoke some joints with me ****?
sorry bruh dont do that shi* no more ;D
No like legit are you?
no. DONT YOU REMEMBER WE f***ED?!
are you a virgin?
Im actually a nun. im saving myself for god
I had a wet drea about you
cool buddy
Once fantasized about you. quite good.
erm. i do hope this isnt a guy.
Could I use your Dic* so i can get good at givign hand ND HEAD?
Inbox me bebs xOxO mwah
How big is your p**** erect?
Ask your woman.
"if theres hair on the muff their old enough"
HAHAHAHAHA. funny ****. whos this? inbox me on facey?
date a 14 year old and no im not 14 ahha just interested.
why would i date a 14 year old? >.<
would you hook in with a 13 or 14 year old
haha no
Youngest age of a chick youd roooot?
f***kkk idk haha. why? D:
You should actually do that underground thing. if you can find people with nuts like you haha. remember in year 9 you got me to punch you 5 times in the face hard as i can in sport. haha
AHHAHAHA JAKE. but yeah your a weak **** so didnt count :D
rap for me?
Inbox moiii on facebook and i shall
You punched me in the face once. but i still think your awesome :)
LOL wtf haha
do you love meee? :D
Depends who you are :O i love everyone <3 ;D
Yes you can. your a mad doggggg
nah bru
Rap for me
I cant rap. soz beb
how long can you hold your breath for?
never tried o.O
Wanna see a magic trick?
Gogo gadget Dic*
your actually really f***ing smart. genius ****.
why thankyou, kind sir
Sometimes I worry for your future, but then I remember how big your boo*s are. jadeeypie
dont worry about my future, we all know im gonna be a tent
You and Dylan morland used to be the FUNNIEST pair of fools ive ever layed my eyes on. although you guys did some dumbas* things you were closer than any 2 people ive seen. im so sorry hes not with us anymore :( your the only one left of the group.
Yeah im the only one left. its okay though. i deal with it. who are you? inbox me on facebook?
what is the memory you look back on and enjoy the most?
Time when i was a kid with daniel, other daniel and dylan
how many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth?
(({50}))
69. but then that turns them on. so they multiply and become 138. neat trick
i love you jesus
thanks matey
We used to talk heapps now we never do lool
well inbox me on facebook. ill talk to youuu
What's the one rumour you've heard about you that is not true?
that i quit drugs and sold them on the side hahah
Who are you dating currently
Saving myself for the lord
Describe yourself in 3 words?
Very Jesus Like
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