Scott Ward
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What are you sick and tired of?
The everyday.
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I support gay marriage and drowning and making out with fish #2016 #guppyp*rn
you.
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If you get married underwater is that gay gay marriage? Is gay a "negative" in grammar? Is that just straight marriage?
thank
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Support gay marriage, go for a swim.
but
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If you were a fish, you'd be gay by default and this just proves it.
you
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Then you'd be a live dead fish who just kissed a man.
know
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If you were a fish, you'd be a dead fish.
I
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How many hearts do you think you have broken ?
I don't think any tbh.
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Where do you see yourself in a year?
One year older.
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If money was no concern, what would you do for the rest of your life?
Live
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How long have you and your girlfriend been dating?
10 months and 4 days.
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Goals and hopes for the future
A glorious amount of money and to be content with my life in general.
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Rate yourself out of 10
Perfect 9 and a half with room for improvement.
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What was your first cellphone ?
A cool little sony flip phone
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Money or Loyalty ?
Loyalty lasts forever.
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A bad habit you think you will never get rid of ?
Being so good, seriously, it's a worrying condition.
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You're so darn good looking, like how?
Years of babyface. and sacrifices to the devil.
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How many dank memes could a dank meme meme if a dank meme memed?
Steal Beams.
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3 people that have changed your life for the better :)
Josh, My Mum and Taylah.
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Best compliment you have ever received ?
"I love your writings."
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Highlights of your year so far or highlights to come?
New Year's Eve was great and the few parties that I've been to were pretty fab. Mainly Ryan's one recently and Sarah's one a while back. Can't even remember if Sarah's one was recently but yeah that was pretty swell.
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Good answer, by the way.
Thanks, I strive to impress.
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Who is the one person that surprised (did something, or is someone who isn't the person you met or thought he/she was) you the most in year 12?
Kind of a convoluted question(And I'm assuming you're fishing for a specific person), but I don't really talk to many people from year 12 anymore. And the people I do talk to I was already really great friends with and they're the same people they were back in Year 10. I really don't know what to tell you aha, or what you want to hear for that matter.
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"All of my love, all of my love to you"
"Song lyrics, song lyrics too."
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awww thanks scott :) jessibellsmith
You're welcome Jess :D
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Looking forward to?
Life in general.
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Favourite age you've been so far and why ?
This current moment. All my ages have been great.
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Thoughts on me, kind sir. jessibellsmith
You Jessibell are one damn cool chick. You got your head on straight, you're trustworthy and just lovely to all your family and friends. I hope one day you get to be as happy as you make everyone else and I'm honored to call you a friend :)
What's your favourite word or phrase ?
"hello, welcome to McDonald's, how can I help you?"
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What makes you laugh a lot
Stupid, slapstick humour.
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What's on your mind
I'm watching SVU and thinking about how an over exposure to deep emotions could cause an audience to feel a sense of apathy towards shows that rely on such a heavy emotional pull. Also the fact that Diet Coke is delicious.
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What has wasted your time the most this year ?
So far, YouTube. But time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
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How neckbeard/10 are you?
Jai Ross/10
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Lamborghini or Ferrari?
VolksWagen Beetle.
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Are you a self-proclaimed hipster?
I don't like to think of myself as a hipster, except in a joking manner. I don't really have any of the mannerisms of hipsters, at least I don't think so. I kinda dress like them I guess.
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Oh deer me, puns your speciality?
I do have the correct koalafications.
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Well well well
Whale Whale Whale, what do we have here?
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Plans for the new year ?
Get fatter, drunker, richer and love every minute of it.
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What did you get for christmas ?
Lil bit o errythin
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What is attractive about you?
My face and my hair. Great achievements by me.
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What would you change about one of your friends if you could ?
I wish Jai would stop being such a little *****.
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What makes you happy?
My friends, my family, my life at the moment and my gurl :3
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What is your biggest dream?
To be a big name on a shelf somewhere, sitting behind a desk in a store doing signings, having people tell me how much they love my work.
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What is your biggest fear?
Falling from a tall building onto a mountain of needles.
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Scott, I broke my hand, it's in a cast.
Josh, I told you, less masturbating, you'll be fine.
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Why are you such a chubby little coon?
Just can't stop eating at McGonnagals dude. Their Cat Burgers are to die for.
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How long do you want to live?
As long as I need to.
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Precisely
Precisely, my dear Watson?
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Why is it gonna get better
I just generally feel like the next few months and the next year is going to be a great one, got some awesome **** going on.
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#UYOLOSWAGMASTERHISTERDWAGGGGGMCGEEGEEHASHBROWNIEGANGSTER??
Sure thing, you impatient man you.
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Your life right now is....
Pretty alright, and it's going to get better :D
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If you could go gay for anyone you know who would it be?
Probs Josh, lesbehonest.
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Opinion on feminism, honestly.
First and second wave feminism were both well needed and secured multiple rights for women when they lacked them severely. Third wave feminism is only really required in third world countries and places where Female rights are severely lacking now that we're in the 21st century. This "feminism" that seems to be sweeping through America is just Misandry and man bashing disguised itself as a fight for "equality". It is my honest opinion that those who call themselves feminists and actually want equality, rather than simply lifting up women to a point above men, and who want to tackle both sides of gender issues, should disregard feminism and call themselve egalitarians.
What is your ringtone?
DAYM DAYM DAAAAYYYYYM
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The most unreliable person you know ?
Probably myself honestly :P
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Biggest regret?
I don't have regrets. My choices are my own and I have no doubts that what I did was what I wanted at the time and if I hadn't made the choices I did, then I would not be who I am today. And I love who I am today.
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What are ou obsessed with?
Music and Five Nights at Freddy's. At the moment. That'll change in a few days. Except the music part.
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Describe your perfect girlfriend, because that's always fun
Someone that I can have a joke with, who I enjoy hanging around. Someone who I can sit down and have a conversation with and who will challenge my ideas and change my perspective of the world. Someone who I can go on random adventures with and who I can just walk down the street with and enjoy being around. Who would enjoy just sitting down, having a coffee and walking around the alleyways of the city or just going out in general. Plain but pretty, with a good smile and nice eyes. Some similar interests, but enough differences to let me experience new things. Just be nice, be a bit funny, be interesting and have some interesting hobbies or tastes and I'll more than likely get interested in you. I dunno. I have a weird taste.
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Would you rather float away on a turtle or soar away on a giant eagle
Probably the Turtle, considering I am scared ****less of heights.
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Farts smell alright when they come from your own butthole
You're not wrong. But that's also not a question.
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The most expensive item you own?
I think I've already answered this question before, nevertheless, either the computer I'm using or maybe my Pocket watch.
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What do you like about the person you dating?
She's exceptionally quiet. Like eerily so. I think it's because she's not of this plane of existence yet.
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What are you craving right now?
Level 40. (I'm really ****ing lame if you haven't noticed)
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You're fun
Thanks friendo, I'm sure you're pretty alright too
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Pancakes are......?
DELICIOUS. Would still prefer waffles though.
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Game of thrones vs Vikings ?
Haven't watched either so I don't want to comment. Sozarino.
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Plans for rest of the week and your thoughts on the past few days already?
The past few days have been pretty fun. Just generally enjoying myself and the free time I have at the moment. Plans for the week are to start up this weird 9 week running thingo that I found online so that hopefully I can start getting a little fitter. Maybe start eating more salad and ****. Oh, and cleaning up my room in anticipation for the painting going on in our house next weekend.
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What’s a common misconception people have about you?
That everything I say is 100% my total and unwavering view on the matter. I'm a comedian at heart so a good 99% of the **** that comes out of my mouth(or fingertips) is for comedic value, unless you seriously ask for my opinion on a matter, I'll probs just try and say something to make you laugh.
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Favorite take away
Any and all forms of pizza.
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Nah just what every chick wants, right
Now I'm confused.
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You enjoy long walks to the fridge hand in hand with yourself, yes?
Obviously. There are people who don't?
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If I were to tell you to get Destiny so you could play with me, what would you say? THE SECRET OF THE SCOTT! ANCIENT MYSTERY! WHAT DO YOU SAY!?
I would tell you that I don't have a PS4 at my current locale to play with you friend, and on top of that, after seeing everything about it, I'm really not too interested in getting it. Sozarino friendo.
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Do you enjoy love or food?
I'm confused. Do I only get to choose one? Because I'd love to have both.
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Choice of alcoholic beverage?
I like Cider. If not Cider then Vodka or Jager will do me. Depends on whether I want to get drunk or just have casual drinks really.
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Would you like some cheese with your wine
Which whine are we referring to?
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Favorite chocolate
I'm actually kinda partial to dark chocolate atm.
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What would you eat forever if you could
Popcorn or Chicken Kievs.
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If you had 3 wishes what would you wish for?
Free AAA passes to any and all music shows/concerts throughout the world, a **** tonne of cash and the ability to open and close people's rectum's at will.
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If you had to ask God a question what would it be?
What exactly IS a firmsmiley?
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whyd you go on a road trip?
Because Josh came and picked me up and told me we were doing so.