Jack Billbo
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Can money buy love?
No, but it can buy BJ's. ;)
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Do you like to be dirty ??
Mate, who doesn't. How else do we get people to "party" with us?
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2 things you dislike about yourself?
1) That I was such a **** in my first couple of years in High School. 2) Some of my weird quirks.
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What did you last dream about?
I'll be honest. I dreamt about really dirty stuff.
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How many kids do you want to have?
Wow this is a common question. I wouldn't want any
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is the bird equal to or greater than the word?
So many Family Guy references everywhere....
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hows ur mum today?
She is doing ok. She was working somewhere where she was sad but now she is gonna work somewhere where she will feel happier.
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Do you play Lego Star Wars? BirdEqualsWord
Duh who doesn't
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If the fate on mankind depended on it, would you procreate with a dismembered arm that belonged to Tony Abbott?
The fact it belongs to Tony Abbott stops me doing that. Sorry.
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If your best friend was gonna be a woman (appearance is the same as Emma Stone) for 1 day, and wanted to 'do it' just to see how it feels as a woman, would you do it? (However the second you are about to 'finish', they morph back to their original self.)
Yep, all I need is consent then let the fun begin. Hahaha, good lord I am so perverted.
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Are you a virgin? If so how many leprechauns can you fit up your arse?
10 leprechauns.
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When was the last time you looked your goat in the eye, slapped it in the butt and yelled 'WHAT TIME IS IT GOAT!?!?' and then consistently beat yourself in the head with an angry di*do?
Yesterday when I was massaging Dan Janig and Matt Nielsen's feet. It was magical.
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Have you ever commited suicide?
I wouldn't be writing this if I had you idiot.
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Do you have hair in your Buttholes?
Yep looks like I am not long out of the forest.
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On a scale of rocket to crayon, how cir***cised are you?
Shhhhhhh!!!!
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Why is Kings of Leon the best band in the world?
Because Doomsday is nearing.
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How many times have you licked a potato for the sake of humanity?
The world is still alive today thanks to my frequent use of the tongue on this particular vegetable. I would say eight.
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Why should you not only cook a single miniature pie in the oven?
Because it drives old kookoo birds crazy!
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Dumbest thing you've ever heard?
You shouldn't cook only one miniature pie in the oven. I was yelled at for that! People need to grow some bigger genitalia.
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A super power you wish you had?
Invincibility
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How would you rate yourself as a Bird? 1 being a ****ty as* pigeon that ****s on everyone's cars after they've just washed it and 10 being a creepy pedophilic-like magpie that has a weird fetish for Melbourne supporters like Matt Beyer.
Sorry Robert Walker. This is too weird to answer
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Is it true that women respect men that make jokes about ejaculating in their faces?
Very True! Although I am not a woman so don't ask me.
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Who would you like thank today and what for?
That is an interesting question. I cannot name one person really. I guess I am thankful to myself for having good looks.
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The biggest mistake you made in your life?
Spraying my neighbour's house with a water gun.
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How do you think Rob's hip contributed to the trading if point guard Raymond Felton for Andre Miller effectively dooming the Knicks to a season of poor point guard play..?
I don't follow NFL. Sorry dude, asking wrong person.
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-> continued.. for your entire life he had been sneaking into your room while you slept and s*cking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be cuz you were born without them, not for any *exual reason but just so you would fit in?
Rob *cough* I mean "random person whom I don't know personally" this is very disturbing. I honestly have not got an idea. I guess that is actually a pretty morally dynamic situation when you think about it. Hickeys would not be as convincing as nipples but whatever works for the person in question I guess.
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Jack Billbo? Really? Is that name some sort of variant of Bilbo Baggins and Jack from every Fairy Tale?
A bit harsh. I really don't know. Is it ironic that I dislike Lord of the Rings?
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what is higher, rob's atar or the number of cans of red mountain dew he has consumed this week? :)
hahahaha That is a clever one. I don't know the figure of either.
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Do you know why jake rumsey likes bushes so much?
I don't say I do.
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Thoughts on Rob Vernon-Curtis?
He is a very funny bloke who loves winding up people.
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you're pretty cute
I have been told that by a large amount of girls.
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Why... just why...
I don't know. It is a weird world full of Carlton supporters.
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Why is Empire of the Sun the best band in the world?
If this was a dystopian society where everyone is a zombie.
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Why does Eddie MacGuire such so hard?
You will find it is "s*ck" not "such" By the way I know this is my d-bag of a brother.
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Why is Mick Malthouse so much better than Bucks??
I don't like either of them if I had to be honest. Although I respect both their football knowledge.