Jesse Lancaster
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Why are you not a millionaire?
Drugs btches and Xbox
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What or who , do you think about the most ?
I think about my dreams for life the most
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What was your first kiss like?
Idk alright u guess
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What's stopping you from being the best version of you?
My really thick hair and my cleft pallet
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What are you obsessed with right now?
They say Harambe but they're just Harambe deniers
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What are you most afraid of losing?
My dignity
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Wots 1 thing u wish ppl would do more of
Use proper fcking English
And also to smile more
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How tf r u so positive all the time
Because I'm greatful to be alive young grasshopper
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What's something youve been wanting to say for a long time
Dank memes melt steal beams
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What are you tired of seeing on social networks?
Bullsht...... Hold on I start heaps of bullsht
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Which word do you misspell a lot ?
actaully
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Make a confession
I hate most of the people I am friends with
Some because they annoy me
Some coz their voice annoys me
And some because I just don't like them
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What is the most embarrassing thing you had to tell your parents ?
I wasted a pack of condoms whilst drunk on a water fight
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What is your favourite slang word ?
Rooting
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Which trend are you not into ?
Partying and drinking ?
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What is your purpose in life?
To rule the north as the King. Because there is only one King my people bend the knee for THE KING IN THE NORTH!!!
Legit though is to be a hero of some kind like save the world or some sht
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Which was the best year of your life so far, and why?
2012. Best year level ever
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The Lannisters send their regards
**** if you wanna fight I'll be waiting with the north at my side??
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What causes you to stay up late?
My sheer stupidity
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What are you tired of?
****s
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At what point did you realise you are attractive?
When I first looked at a mirror
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What would the world be like without Jessie How about we find out, with ur help of course?
I need to be an angel first? (It's a Wonderful Life, great movie)
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Your eyes are breathtaking.
Hahah omg thank you, I much prefer my hair but thanks
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What's a lesson you learned the hard way?
Don't use a teacher as a meat shield when someone's trying to bash you coz as soon as they leave the basher is gonna completely flog you
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Three types of people you hate?
Clingy ****s
Entitled ****s
Negative ****s
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If you were suddenly elected president, what would be your first thing you do?
Eject from the UN
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U think ur so funny don't u
Well I'm no Robin williams ?
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Do you enjoy being a khunt to people?!
Depends on the person really
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What do you silently judge people for?
Not respecting film and watching certain films
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Not just a girl, I defend him.
Cause he is a good person.
So anon fck up or talk to me if you have a problem. :) Bluxxyy
Haha thanks bro
You should fight him??
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What so just because I'm a girl its a bad thing if I stand up for my best friend? Get f.ucked anon. take your name off private and then we'll see who the real pathetic one is ahahaha these fuc.kwits make me laugh Jesse. Don't listen to them 868083
Haha I agree Lucy thanks
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Hahaha getting girls to fight ur battled as usual Jessie
Ok make fun of me, bully me whatever but FOR fck SAKE MY NAME IS JESSE NOT JESSIE.
AND SO fckING WHAT IF GIRLS DEFEND ME, THEY'RE MY REAL FREINDS AND ID DO THE SAME FOR THEM SO GO BACK TO THE GUTTER YOU CRAWLED FROM AND LEAVE ME ALONE
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F.uck off anon, do you honestly have nothing better to do with your life than to bring Jesse down? Because if so then you shouldn't be the one giving him sh.it, grow up oh my Lordy 868083
Thanks Lucy
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Ur pathetic??
Sorry, don't remember asking for you're opinion
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Awwww poor Jessie ? Not getting the girl, still s*ck at science, what's changed in the few years????
btch probably had more hookups than you've ever had
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How does it feel btch? The worlds not going ur way?
fck off ****
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What is good in your life right now?
Everything life is the best
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What is the most crushing thing anyone has said to you?
We don't sell Pringles
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What will you be doing in next hour ?
Drinking probably
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Jesse I just thought of something your a fcking legend m8 ily xx <3 <3
Hahahahahaha thanks mate
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What did you last Google ?
How much prison Time would I get for manipulating someone into killing Ms Lee
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Do you drink for the fun of It or are you drinking to get over something. I know that's what I'm doing I just want to waste my life away on whiskey one of these days I will pass in my sleep.
Wow that's heavy man inbox me if ya need someone to talk to. And I drink for fun
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fave dromana girls???
Lucy, Tiarna, Asha, Jess, Emmi
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You a btch A$$ nigga if you think you rich when the hood rats come to yo cut and gather you gon be crying, you think you have friends they only like you coz they get to go to yo parties get wasted you wanna fight when I see you in the street you gon get poked
???I can't even take you seriously, "hood rats" yeah righto
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What is something that people might not like about you?
Ego
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Nigga you run a sad A$$ life you a alcoholic already and you ain't even 18 fck outta here man yo ego gon get you whacked on these streets fck you playna do too you ain't tryna do sht go get wasted and go waste yo life punk A$$ btch
Aww you're right my life is sad, my mom lets me do whatever I won't and still loves me more than anything, I'm rich, I get good marks and still have fun, I have more friends than my family has combined and I'm loved by almost all I meet?☹️? And yeah my ego will get me whacked I'm very aware of that? And what streets man it's fcking Australia mate come ya t***. I'm a punk A$$ btch? Why don't you get off your keyboard learn some English and come fight me, I'll be waiting??
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You are offered a pill that makes you 25% more intelligent but permanently removes your hair including eyebrows. Do you take it?
My hair is life
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I love you TheLordAlmighty
Awwww I love you too
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Who was the last person to call you?
Bae........dad❤️