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Solarah Jupp

TheToeEater

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Rate my memes

bork/10

TheToeEater replied 3207 days ago

What's the one moment in your life you wish was recorded?

That one time I caught an Azelf in a regular pokeball.

TheToeEater replied 3208 days ago 1

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

LOOK AT MY POKEMON PLUSH COLLECTION I HAVE OVER A fckING MILLION OF THEM iamsolonely

TheToeEater replied 3208 days ago

Cracked pepper?

I will fcking murder you.
But yes I'd love some cracked pepper and I won't tell you when to stop, rather I'll just stare at you.

TheToeEater replied 3208 days ago

Tell us all something that has recently given you the warm fuzzies!

A priest. I'm pressing charges.

TheToeEater replied 3208 days ago

Three little ducks went out one day
Over the hikks and far away

We believe you to be harboring these fluffy refugees. Illegal immigration is not to be tolerated. What do you know about these feathery felons?

They just showed up man, I don't know what to do. I'm freakin' out here okay. One of the ducks said they wanted to use my bathroom and they all just showed up and took over the place and invited all these (whisper) non-christians....

TheToeEater replied 3208 days ago 1

What kind of questions do you like?

All of them.

TheToeEater replied 3208 days ago

This question has been bugging me since I first thought of it a couple of days ago. Can animals have Downes Syndrome? I mean it's just one chromosome too many, so why can't it happen to animals? I just can't imagine a camel with Downes Syndrome though...

This has been sitting in my inbox for 692 days because I answered it once but it did not work and it is gold.

TheToeEater replied 3208 days ago

lol bit sorry, mostly amused XD the last one was to give it away haha :) night lovely ✌️

If it helps at all I vaguely remembered talking to someone I didn't know well at supanova and was like "wtf was it this person?! IDON'T KNOW THEM" and then realised we all hung out for ages. Night!!!

TheToeEater replied 3277 days ago

Sorry to scare you XD ?

It's okay I'm glad you said something, I was freaking out hahahaha.

TheToeEater replied 3277 days ago

Yes, same persons. I think I've asked you about 15 now? But someone else is asking them too, now. #rival probs that's Sarah XD (I don't know her, she could be anyone)

I saw you in Melbourne :3 you were with that toby guy :p

omfg, Jess? Ffs you had me real scurred. Now this is funny :')

TheToeEater replied 3277 days ago

This is a fan ?❤️ I saw you only once this year, you had ugg boots on

Woah what. I only wore those boots for like a month, ever. Are you the same person who was just sending me questions?! WHAT IS THIS?! Although I think I'm flattered.

TheToeEater replied 3277 days ago

I drew you a squirrel once

WHY CAN I NOT REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE? I am pretty sure I remember this squirrel being drawn for me. who dis?

TheToeEater replied 3277 days ago

LOVE GAMES? Nup enjoy tomorrow solo

Ohohoho I will. Whether you meant solo as in alone or solo as in my name, I'll enjoy tomorrow. Ur fukd m8.

TheToeEater replied 3277 days ago

WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME

I'm just playing my love games with you. Yes, this was a mighty boosh reference. If you understand it I probably will love you.

TheToeEater replied 3277 days ago
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