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Buy me chocolate and roses next time you see me :)
give me the money to buy them :)
Why did you dumped me?
where did i dump you again? murray river?
If a chicken cooks a chicken dish, how will it cook the dish?
with style
who am i? take a guess
KATY PERRY???
What’s a common misconception people have about you?
most people don't know that i'm actually so nice O:)
My life s*cks without you TT.TT
my life rocks without you! n.n
What have you lied about lately ?
nothingg, i'm 100% truth 0% lies
What's a peepee as*?
i don't know??? staph
your cologne still smells like peepee
you smell like peepee
Hey it's Michael. When are you going to swing by EBSS?
i've been there a few times but i've never seen you n.n
feeling insecure yet with your little peepee as*?
don't know what for
ZOMBIE ATTACKK!!! YOURE THE ZOMBIE
no you're the zombie
your as* smells like peepee too :c
:((( *sprays cologne on as**
no, you smell like peepee
kiss my as*
you smell...
really good :)
Ur cardboard box is more expensive than ur phone?
yes ofc isn't that obvs
Most expensive thing you have?
the cardboard box that i live in :) though i'm not sure nowadays if it's actually mine :/
why are u such a fockn f**itt?
i'm not f** i am good person :'(
what time does a cu***ber strain its riceball cakes?
LOL at cu***ber being censored XD
Cant affordz a new toilet bowl bruh. And can't do anything about my fat face. What da ya suggest I do now
busk on the streets n.n
no my mama just punched me in the stomach and then dropped an anvil on me
Wtf does drop an anvil on me mean, I don't Internet slang
thats a pretty unique name for a girl
Don't you wish your mama gave you that name
My head is too bit to fit in the toilet bowl T.T what should I do T.T and also theres a whale living in my bathtub
Get a bigger toilet or a smaller head, and that's cooool
I am so sadd :(( what should I do
Take antidepressants
OMG DOES THIS MEAN U REALLY R DATING SOMEONE
Nooope
that's a long name
Long but beautiful ey?
Whom are u dating IRL?
Some girl called asifidtellyoustoopidd
my mama gave me an abortion and then threw me into a dog pound
she gave you an abortion? is your mama a doctor?
Who are you dating?
whom*
I'm just gonna shake Shake Shake Shake~
shake what your mama gave you ~
You're not even a question
haters gonna hate hate hate hate ~
Can you administer from Strepstils tomorrow?
it'll cost ya
whats a dum dum
google it you dum dum
omg, lyk, wut r u evn doing, u look lyk a dum dum, nd u smell
no, you look lyk dum dum and smell :'(
eric or michael?
are you asking which one's more mad?? because right now, it's eric XD
****kkk yooouuuuu, thomas. You know who this is
eric?? LOL still mad?
y r u so dumb.
y r u so mean :'(
Who's the *exiest person you know irl?
you ofc ;)
wow this question is so deep and meaningful :O
What do you do when you angry?
i'm never angry :)
You're weird!
haha is that you nat
Hey dr troung. Guess who
hey, it's truong*
and are you a girl?
One thing you like about yourself?
real kind
Who's the weirdest person you know?
defs natalie XD
stop watching hentai
what's hentai??
my anaconda dont
my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun
Current mood?
Happy - Pharrell Williams
person whos doing the anagrams, paramecium onlii haz one r... y u do dis
no wonder why i couldn't werk it out :O ty nice spot
It's paramecium *****
oh i see, that's lovely :)
still dont know what the square root of a chicken wing is. pls tell me
omg ken u not
What time do you sleep?
depends, sometimes in class
Rmecpraaiu viles no rouy hckti beryoesw
something lives on your thick eyebrows? wtf is that first word
You'll need the tissues, LESGO, I'm a 2 m russian man with a beard. Gonna give you the time of your life.
no i insist that you bring tissues for yourself :) russian with a beard?? are you nicola? XD
OYU ERA OIGGN OT EDI FI OUY ONTD FUGIER HITS UTO
DECODE THIS NOW OR YOU WILL WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGGT AND A FACE WILL BE STARING AT CHU
'you are going to die if you don't figure this out' 2good2ezgimmeanother
are you qualified to help someone who is injured in the street, say a car collision has happened and someone needs medical assistance and an ambulance has been called, are you yet qualified enough to help them?
when the opportunity comes, i'll show you how qualified i am ;)
you've killed so maby things, not good enough for doctor
You're not good enough!
fite me lesgo
Bring tissues, you'll need them when you lose and cry
I RAN INTO THE SEAL THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU. HE TOLD YOU TO GET PLASTIC SURGERY FROM A DOLPHIN
be careful! watch where you run n.n
What if u nibble on ur own butt?
i can't reach my butt with my mouth :/
I wanna nibble on your butt
nibbling on other people's butts is scientifically proven to be unhealthy and can potentially give you AIDS
*** on 1v1 fite me
do you accept?
The spanish horse is so sad now cause you refused to kiss him T.T T.T now he is going to jump off from the same cloud the pony jumped off
RIP spanish horse T.T
your butt is facehurt
do u want 2 fite
Would you rather make out with a spanish horse or taecyeon
neither no ty
Do u wanna be made into a waffle ?
noo i like being a human n.n
I am a chocolate coated pineapple who loves your knee. I s*it on your knee once and vanilla. Help me why am I choclate but my s*it is vanilla?
vanilla's pretty tasty, **** more pls
Your face is butthurt
your butt is butthurt
who's asking those stupid questions?
one of my patients who's pretty butthurt ~
Approval for what?
being a good doctor?
who's approval?
khin khin
ASK SOMEONE THEN
already got someone's approval :D
THAT'S BECAUSE I'M POINTING OUT WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS THINKING AND BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO NICE TO SAY IT
excuse you, everyone thinks i'm the greatest at being a doctor n.n
YOU CANT TREAT ANYONE RIGHT
WHAT, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME ANYONE HAS EVER CHALLENGED MY CAPABILITIES AS A DOCTOR
YOU ARE A BAD DOCTOR.
you are a bad patient!
THAT IS MEDICAL, YOU'RE TREATING SOMEONE. >:CC
NEXXXT
fine, how do you treat someone that is so ratchet that they have a cactus stuck so far up their nose, creating an explosion which set off the goats of candlelights who are jedis, and now whats the square root of a chicken wing?
not medical, next
if you had a superhero name what would it be?
Dr. Truong
Y U MURDURR GIRAFS AND LAFF?
it's funny because i can kill giraffes just by blinking XD it's like a superpower
if you cant answer every question, how do you expect to be a doctor?
i can only answer questions regarding medical stuff
Everytime u close ur eyes a giraffe dies... Murderer >:(
LOL nicola would be heartbroken
I injected you with cactus DNA. You are now half cactus. Good luck with life
i'll just remove the cactus dna you silly duck
on a scale of 1 to ratchet, what's the square root of a chicken wing?
idk 2hard4mi soz :'(
Who inspires you?
michael cheng, greatest lgslayer evah
would you make out with a cactus to become a doctor?
I'm already a doctor in training
would you make out with a cactus for 1 million dollars?
No ty I can make that much in a few days with my doctor salary
are you eating lemons in your dp?
No, bananas are better
why is chris so gayyyy?
Because he likes p****
B1A4 why you come this year orz.
B1A- who?
I hear you are bi*exual
well you heard wrong
What freaks you out ?
unfulfilled dreams
Is ur life happy because of me?
ofc! <3
What is the saddest thing in life?
i don't know, life is full of happy things though :)
Do you have any bi*exual friends ?
michael cheng and eric
YAYYY SENPAII ISSSS ALL MAAAINNNNEEE
Wooo
Which friend would you take a bullet for?
I would gladly perform a surgery to remove a bullet from any of my friend's bodies :)
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