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hi how are ya
Im alright.
Tooch replied
3819 days ago
I'm gonna spoof in your eye.
Ps it's not ben Ben.Gianatti
well its not ben, i do need some new facial cleanser....
Tooch replied
3832 days ago
Everybody makes mistakes, I've made a few and i bet you have too. So some people need to stop thinking their top bit*h and take the fact that your amazing and everybody else is quite irritating.
oh stop, i am popping a chubby.
Tooch replied
3832 days ago
Honestly some people who write on your qooh.me are fuc*ed. Your old girlfriend is a spastic, her friend looks like Ronald McDonald's hairy gooch and has no life. You are a sick bloke. You don't need this sh*t from everybody saying your a bad person. - ss
i dont know who you are, but you are a babe.
its good to know i have someone on my side <3
Tooch replied
3832 days ago
You know how long it will take us to get to 22k
****ING FOREVER
Luckily my friend, we have forever to make it there.
Tooch replied
3832 days ago
How many girls have you cheated on? Was it their fault or yours? And tell the truth!!
Hello Caity & Co.
How many inches do you have, can you stick it up your as* and **** on your own floor and take a photo of it? Oh and don't forget to blame your brother!!!
Wot
Tooch replied
3841 days ago
Who the **** calls you tooch, legit you dig yourself a bigger hole with every word you say, plus you talk **** about whoever you want.
LOL your owner needs to tie you to a pole as dogs aren't allowed inside.
Therese Gangemi and Olivia Zalli are the main people that call me tooch, and I can't understand the rest of that.
Tooch replied
3841 days ago
Who have you liked recently? Initials are cool
CC
Tooch replied
3888 days ago
Favourite car?
One that I can drive :)
Tooch replied
3888 days ago
What is your nickname?
Tooch, duuhh
Tooch replied
3899 days ago
Howdy
Hayy m8
Don't steal my ****~
Tooch replied
3900 days ago
love you xx
I'm sure I love you too
Tooch replied
3900 days ago
wassup big boii
Not much hot stuff yourself?
Tooch replied
3900 days ago
I love your hairy b*m
I'm sure yours is just awesome
Tooch replied
3900 days ago
The worst thing that happend to you this week?
someone **** on my floor of my house
yourself?
Tooch replied
3926 days ago
Who makes you happy?
my 3 best friends, thats truly the people that make me happy 100% of the time.
Tooch replied
3939 days ago
Who was the first person you dated?
Connor Bishop
Tooch replied
3969 days ago
What do you think about the most?
75.5
Tooch replied
3972 days ago
You're a **** talking dog, you tell **** about people including me to other people to make you feel pimp, kys.
oh orite.
Tooch replied
3973 days ago
You are actually so hot and you deserve the best
thanks anon :)
Tooch replied
3976 days ago
Oi nah fucccck you Tom I do what I want
sik beb
Tooch replied
3976 days ago
Nice traps
thank you *plays trap card*
Tooch replied
3976 days ago
Something you will never be good at?
Periods...
Tooch replied
3976 days ago
cam said get yo as* to gym. "The old you would have done it"
Tell cam to get off it.
Tooch replied
3979 days ago
to everyone you speak to.. stop talking **** about everyone and then maybe no one would hate you.
Wot
Tooch replied
3979 days ago
Who do you firmly dislike? Initials are fine
CH BP CM V AD HT AB KF
Tooch replied
3979 days ago
When was the last time you **** your pants? And how runny was it
That's classified information.
Tooch replied
3980 days ago
Fgt
howdy
Tooch replied
3980 days ago
You're so two faced
to who?
Tooch replied
3980 days ago
do you firmly dislike anyone atm?
yeah you could say that...
Tooch replied
3980 days ago
Who is your faveeeeee person eva
me dad
Tooch replied
3980 days ago
Do you hate anyone atm?
i wouldnt say so, but a firm dislike is a completely different question though
Tooch replied
3986 days ago
Jordan rayment is a f***** pampered by his mummy and poppy too much. He s*cks **** and takes it up the as*
oh yeah, that too i guess
Tooch replied
3994 days ago
Thoughts on Jordan rayment
dont like his haircut.
Tooch replied
3994 days ago
Kiara is a ****. You shouldn't have kissed her
hmmm yeah. shoot us an inbox and we can chat about ****s and boys
Tooch replied
3995 days ago
tom you need to stop talking about your undying love for me, it's giving me a stiffy
THE PRODIGAL SON RETURNS, CONNOR MY DARLING, TIS THY STIFFY THAT WILL RAVISH OUR LUST ON THIS BEAUTIFUL NIGHT KIND SIR
Tooch replied
3995 days ago
Would you go out with a girl??
depends if its Connor Bishop
(probs)
Tooch replied
3995 days ago
Virgin Virgin? If not who u loose it 2?
Virgin, yess sir
Tooch replied
3995 days ago
I'm confused...you say your strait but you like Connor?!??
Cupid's arrow holds no boundaries~
Tooch replied
3995 days ago
has any one ever told you that you look like Tod from breaking bad?
Todd, and fukk off connor or ill shoot you in a desert without warning too
Tooch replied
3995 days ago
Will you ever sneeze and fart at the same time agian???? :/
its a rare occaision, like ****ing a unicorn, but i tell you dear child, it will.
Tooch replied
3995 days ago
you and connor would be pretty cute m8
com for cutest couple 2014
thats what he said.
Tooch replied
3995 days ago
You kissed kiara ?
it was a mutual thing
Tooch replied
3995 days ago
3 hottest girls ?
Connor Bishop x3
Tooch replied
3995 days ago
Who do you like ?
Connor Bishop
Tooch replied
3995 days ago
butt **** it, s*ck it, pull, and tuck it. lifes to short to not stroke your bone. everybody circle jerk.....
why be a king when you can be a god?
Tooch replied
3995 days ago
The last person you kissed ?
Kiara
Tooch replied
3995 days ago
You're so hot man!
cheers bro
Tooch replied
3995 days ago
Are you straight?
as an arrow.
Tooch replied
3995 days ago
post pics of ya bod on /r/gonewild or I will tell ya dad about sade! (HINT:http://fitsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/black-mail.jpg)
**** OFF JACK
Tooch replied
4068 days ago
YOU FAILD YOUR CHANCES!
just like my exams
Tooch replied
4068 days ago
You get *ex chances in the space of one reply
Hint: when he is silent you must fear for where we went is not clear.
nigga you crazy
Tooch replied
4068 days ago
You are pretty wonderful... for a **** :P
cheers babe
Tooch replied
4068 days ago
You have six chances to guess who I am, if you get one of the right I will comment back "yes"
do i get a hint?
Tooch replied
4068 days ago
Something you plan on never doing again?
I think we all know what that is.
Tooch replied
4139 days ago
HOW many DUCKS would A wood CHUCK f***, IF a WOOD chuck COULD f*** DUCKS ?? :3
six.
Tooch replied
4176 days ago
"Rollin in the DEEEEEEeeEeeeP"
NOW YOUR JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW
Tooch replied
4177 days ago
What's cooking goodlooking
you for real bananapeel? im great friend. yourself?
Tooch replied
4177 days ago
se* me?
if you got a heartbeat sure
Tooch replied
4177 days ago
hi
Howdy
Tooch replied
4177 days ago
Name 3 people you trust?
Kirsten, Connor, Vince
Tooch replied
4177 days ago
You're missing out on my amazing snapchats. Guess who
Kirst-dizzle?
Tooch replied
4193 days ago
What happened to the beanie your grandmother made you?
its so big its now a pillow for my bed.
Tooch replied
4194 days ago
There we go, knew you had it in you. Pleasure is all mine, boredom at it's peak I guess?
oh of course Darlin'
Tooch replied
4194 days ago
Nope, I'm in your math clas* you goose
Quack.
Tooch replied
4194 days ago
Well, I'll narrow it down, we always speak about your poor 91% on your exam
Mr. 94%, glad for you to be here.
Tooch replied
4194 days ago
In your math clas* you idiot!
Theres alot of people in my maths class. quite a range of pickin' to be chosen there sonny
Tooch replied
4194 days ago
I was disappointed to see you only got 100% on your math test. I'm expecting more, should know who this is ;)
dad?
Tooch replied
4194 days ago
Who is a new friend you've made this year?
Just one? or More?
Tooch replied
4194 days ago
do you put you face in you toilet bowl and smell you own shi*?
no, but if its a big one i yell and get my brother to look at it.
Tooch replied
4194 days ago
You missing me? You are I know.
Depends on who you are, I may not be.
Tooch replied
4194 days ago
Why are you racist ?
Let me fix this, Why arent you?
Tooch replied
4194 days ago
what is your current opinion on triangles?
some are acute, the rest are ugly
Tooch replied
4194 days ago
You're a gr8 bloke Tom.
cheers babe, I bet you're not so bad yourself. call me ;)
Tooch replied
4194 days ago
your worst nihgtmair tomathyyy! shes such a cutie tho like you!!! xoxo
Thanks mr or ms horrible speller, you may neeed to get that checked, or a dictionary:) much love
Worst nightmare would have to be a dream i recently had. Both my mother and my 2 best friends were shot dead and i couldnt do anything to save them.
So long story short my worst nightmare would have to be when i feel helpless and i people ignore me, even when i have a valid way to make a job easier, actually happens every couple of days.
Sorry for the depressing answer, i just like bwing truthful from time to time:) i got lots of stories.
Tooch replied
4516 days ago
I LIEK YHUR FACE. x0x
ERMAGERD!!! THENK YUUU
Tooch replied
4516 days ago
Big Tom great year in the ruck mate!
Thanks man means alot. I tried my hardest.
Tooch replied
4518 days ago
You look like a cartoon is that ok for me to call you?
You can call me whatever you like, but how do i look like a cartoon?
Tooch replied
4518 days ago
Who is the se*y bearded guy you always hang out with? I see you walk home with him and Ellen DeGeneres.
Probably Jack Clements, the se*iest Lady man i know. He is actually a p*rn star, ive seen his videos.
Tooch replied
4518 days ago
whats your favourite movie?
My favourite movie has to be a tie between Monsters Inc. and Finding Nemo. I like them because of. A particular scene in Monsters Inc where Sulley thinks Boo goes through the Garbage disposal. Also i like Finding Nemo because of Dory and the cuteness of Nemo.
Whoever sent me this question, thank you. You are a Superstar Sir/Madam!!!
Tooch replied
4518 days ago
the 3 prettiest girls you no ....
3 'prettiest' girls i know:
- the infamous Cara
- Jack Clements
- anybody really, i dont really care about looks:)
Give me 77 reasons why 7 is the best number in the alphabet. You heard me
Right, ALPHABET.
Seventy Seven reason why 7 is the best number in the alphabet:
- There are Seven days in a week.
- There are Seven Glorious Harry Potter books!
- A dog Ages 7 years to our human year
- The best Petrol station is 7-11
- My birthday has a 7 in it :D
- Best international spy... 007
- there are 7 wonders of the world
- there are 7 continents
- I have 7 cousins
- The best tv channel for men, 7mate
- There are 7 colours of the Rainbow
- It took God 7 days to create the Earth
- Snow white had 7 dwarfs
thats just off the top of my head, so whoever created this, pick a lower number, but i love your spirit!!!
Tooch replied
4522 days ago
do you think you are funny
Personally, no, i secretly think that i may have a disability with all of the things i think of and i would be scared of me if i were you, whoever you may be.
Tooch replied
4522 days ago
Who are you dating currently
A lovely Monkey called Cara. Who likes Coco pops and is the greatest singer i know, im just lucky to know her.
Tooch replied
4522 days ago
What's the one rumour you've heard about you that is not true?
That I had a crush on my best friend :/
Tooch replied
4522 days ago
Describe yourself in 3 words?
Tall, honest, idiotic
Tooch replied
4522 days ago
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