Matthew
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كي٠Øالك؟ لم نرك منذ مدة?
Thats a pretty controversial thing you just said to me there, I MIGHT be offended by it!
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have you heard about bookface?
I dated a book and she had a face
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What is your favourite smell?
Certain perfumes would do it
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Have you ever jerked over someones facebook?
I have known jerks on facebook....close enough
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wots ur favorit flavur of crisps?
Crisps....you are a british person! I would say sour cream and chives!
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Nigga you need to stop snitchin!
All that yip-yappin and jaw-jackin
Nigga if you scared, go to church
Oh yeah you got me there homie!
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Why don't you like the pope? Or Catholics.
A better question is, who is the pope?
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Why did ash choose Pikachu? Is it because Pikachu is on acid and Ash wants to get in on that?
Yes of course! Because I know all about Pikachu...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzZFE-9gb7Q
One more lift plus
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A big red rock eater. Duh.
Are you sure thats the answer?
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Who am i?
I don't know, how bout you go look in the mirror, read some idea, and come share the answer with me?
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Why has soccer manager gotten rid of the newspaper?
Too much scandel to handle
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Who is Toby Hardings mum?
It could be one of my many girlfriends. We just tell him that he has six mummies, if we found out, we would have five devastated ladies. They all want to be his mum, they are all so proud of him.
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Is the The Fat Controller from Thomas the Tank Engine Bob the Builders cousin?
Possibly, why do you think they are related?
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Who is Allen?
Toby's best friend
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Is it safe to drink water from a river?
Well, I guess it depends what river
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What is better to buy at the supermarket, Beer or Wine?
Neither, lift plus
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What's big, red, and eats rocks?
Oh a joke (I think). I don't know, what is big, red and eats rocks?
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Why do we have earthquakes?
Tectonic plates obviously can sit still
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Do you have pubic lice?
How did you know!?
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Also do you smoke merry jane?
Oh yeah I am a badas*
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What is your favourite cheese?
I only like mild and edam cheese, MIGHT get me eating others if its melted
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What is your opinion on homose*ual marriage?
Each to their own. If they want to do it then no big deal.
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Why is it ok to kill a rabbit but not ok to kill a cat?
Because rabbits are wild and considered a pest. In saying that, cats can do damage too, on smaller scales, but since they are pets, it would never be allowed.
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do u lyk arsnel?
If I liked Arsenal, I would be burnt at the stage for claiming to be a Spurs fan. I don't think such a person exists.
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t*** or as*?
Well one can only be found on the lady folk, so I guess I would be biased towards that
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Do you like Dic* to the face?
Is that an offer?
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Who is Toby Hardings real dad?
Nobody knows, in fact perhaps the more important question is - Where is Toby? Havent heard anything in ages!
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How's the lift plus addiction going?
I broke that habit years ago now. I moved onto the hard stuff, Nos. I was going well though up until a few weeks ago, when I bought 2 cause of my early morning starts at work. I need to check myself into rehab :(
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what is your favourite drink?
Chocolate milk!
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Would you rather fight a horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?
Definitly the horse sized duck. For a start its still only one thing you have to fight, and ducks are pretty awkward in their movement, as long as you are fast enough, you can easily get out its way. And in terms of overall size, 100 mini horses would have more mas* than one giant duck, so you would think thats more work.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Oh hello Mark/Olly :P
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do you like this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded
This is probably a link to a virus! Where is the interweb police!? Either that or its a Justin Bieber song! Even worse!
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Do you believe in God?
Ask me again in a year or so's time. I am not sure right now
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y r tottnam bad at futbal?
They can't be THAT bad, I mean only 3 teams in the whole of England in a better position than them, and none of them 3 are Arsenal, Arsenlol
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Have you fu*ked a chick on her period?
ew....I cant even think of a witty answer for this one.....just ew!
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What was it like growing up in the 70s?
You should ask someone who is 34-43 years old
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Do you liek pokemans?
I do not like to poke a man no.
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What is Qooh.me? Does it tell you who I am? 8==============D
Yes it does, I know who you are, and I now know all your secrets....thank you Qooh.me
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Hey matt. I'm one of your friends and I have a crush on you.
Hi friend, I also have a crush on you....if your name is Conan that is.... ;)
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What's the one rumour you've heard about you that is not true?
That I am gay
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Who are you dating currently
The woman of my dreams....no really, she is still in my dreams and wont come out into real life >:(
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I'm having trouble with my cellphone, It won't turn on coming up with an error. How can I fix this problem?
Throw said phone against the wall, you won't have the error message come up next time you try to turn the phone on again.
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Is it ok to feed my cat petrol?
Yes, but only if its unleaded
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Why are Arsenal better then Spurs?
They aren't.