Umar Dawood
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Miss you! We need to go clubbing soon😭❤️ -yuks
Can’t we just have lunch or something 😴
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Why you and your stekkie hiding your toes ???????
Not my stekkie.
Why tf yall so worried ?
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You chow bacon?
Not worth the sin tbh
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Oomie baaaby ?
Aye shut up that's naaring now
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Have you been shot?
No but I’ve been mugged w a gun... twice ?
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Who’s coming to your dance
Not you
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Favorite subject?
Yassis why so many school questions
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What are you studying next year and where
Psychology - UCT, Stellenbosch or UKZN depending on points and stuff
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Piercings?
Not worth my dad shooting me tbh
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What should people stop buying?
Respect
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Favorite cider?
I don't drink
*cough* savannah *cough*
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You muslim but you drink?
I'll answer to the man upstairs, not you
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I need to stop skyfing
Chew gum, it helps me
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Whose your role model ??
Don’t have one but right now it’s looking like Charlie Sheen lol
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WHATS YOUR FAVORITE THROWBACK SONG
Kiss me thru the phone ?
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What makes you happy?
Fortnite of course
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How dafuq u become a prefect
I didn't ?
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Why don’t you play kzn hockey anymore??
Ankle injury
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Wheres ur phone
Mom took it bc I’m a doos
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Did Shazia give your shlong a Sheik?
GONE ?????????????????????????????
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Are u braz with Lil Sunny
Tight af
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My stekkie dont know what abortion is so I cant *** in her
Bruh
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kan jy praat afrikaans soos n kaapie
Ja
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What happened between you and Iman? Oh and what happened with you and her sister Shazia?
Surely this is old news now? Try keep up with the trends
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You prefer the punani shaven or trimmed?
????????
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What do you mostly wear
Clothes and what not
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Stop wanking
You're asking a fish to stop swimming my man
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I have a big shlong
Count your blessings
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Shlong to shlong
Just bec I'm from Cape Town it don't mean I'm a moffie
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Let’s talk about shlong
fck it, why not
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Why are you fighting with your best friend
Ask him
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fck off back to cape town kaapie boy
I'll go when the dams fill
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What is the smartest thing you've ever done?
97 for English ?
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I wanted to send u a rose but ur school is full of sht
Ell
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What are you sick of trying to explain to people?
How to pronounce my fcking name
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If you're gonna be a devil and a sinner, rather lie and tell people you're an atheist because you're embarrassing us muslims.
Who are you to judge lol? If you wanna live a trapped life go for it, and just for this I'm gonna go commit zina with your mom
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when am i gonna meet ur daughter
Eh?
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Fav stores for clothes ?
Cotton on, Zara, sportscene, markham, adidas outlet and sometimes factorie
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Don't let em say you ain't beautifuuuuuul
- Marshal Mathers ?
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What school you in ?
St. Barnabas - Highly doubt you know it but it's by Northlands
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Do you have a girlfriend ??
Ehh no
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Keen on making new friends ??
Ofc ⚡️
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Tie my hands behind my back with your bandana and fck me till the sun comes up
???????????????????????????????
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Brah you so damn ugly
Unfortunately for you, your ma thinks otherwise
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Where do you get your wild and upgoing personality frm
Idk, Comedy Central maybe
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What's the rudest thing a guest has done at your house?
Ask kirtan ?
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The things I wanna do to you are illegal in some states ?
Dm me ASAP
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There's vomit on his sweater already
Moms spaghetti ?
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Never heard of you until recently but couple famous owes commenting on your picture?
lol who's famous over there
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What school do you go to
Originally from DHS
Currently in St. Barnabas
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Are you gonna change your ways after umrah
No
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Ever had a situation where you really like someone or even love them but they're your friend and you don't know how to tell them
Ayyyy just tell her you smaak
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
Shut up
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do you cut yourself ?
Yassis what a question ?
But no I don't
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I'm codeine dreamin'
IM SMOKIN MOONROCK SHAWTY AND I FEEL THE CEILING
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You like spicy foods
Not really uh
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d8 me. ;)
(not a question but a statement)
(lmao why are people so aggressively loving on qooh bec they're anonymous but never sms you?)
Tf
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Which grade u flopped
None, I started late
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I'm gonna kill your ma, cremate her, then ejaculate on her ashes
?
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Leave my sister alone your not good enough for her ?
What? ???
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Fav stores?
Cotton on, sportscene, factorie
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Where did you get your bandana from
lol I found it in my moms wardrobe
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Why do you wear glasses
So that I can hear better