Lauren Corfield
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do you ever wish for your old life/school life?
Hmm, I get homesick (Like being away from extended family in Auckland) but not really because I have to learn from my mistakes. I don't miss school life because I hated school [I like doing course because theres only a few of us and its definitely not as judgemental]
what do you plan on doing in the future?
Pilot (:
Do you ever feel shi* for the way you treat people?
How is that I am treating people ?
bullshi* youre a virgin! everyone knows you f*** every chance you get!
Hahaha I'm sure Jackson will vouch for that one. (;
why are you always craving the d
?
IM A VIRGIN THOUGH
Whose the be root you've ever had
JB X0
If you could f*** anyone in the world aside from your bf who would it be??
I love Jackson x
thoughts on Jacob Jajjo?
Jacob . He is cool , but he didn't send me a candy crush ticket . And he is nice for buying me a guinea pig . He texts me when he is drunk lol
when you going to the Msounds?
I went 2 weeks ago just got back
you serious about instagram??????????????????????????????
I don't have Instagram
are you a real human being?
No.
how much do you weigh?
Haha f*** idk 55 or some shi*
how tall are you?
Not tall at all 158cm lawl
you change friends a lot
I have good friends now who look after me a lot . I love them (:
ever had a physical?
What is a physical ?
have you thought a about getting braces? ..you really should :/
My parents can't afford to get me braces (: soz I'm not perfect for you though (;
I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?
light retard
Wind
got instagram babezz?! xx
What's Instagram lol ?
Are you a llama monkey raper ?
I like trains
Stop asking gay questions. I thinks Libby is behind this
omg waa
I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?
fire
I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will,
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
What am I?
god?
I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?
air?
I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it? Llamamonkeypie
your soul
I am mother and father, but never birth or nurse. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?
a seahorse?
I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?
A DUCK !?
You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
chicken?
A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it? Llamamonkeypie
SUICIDE ?!?!??!?!
No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
a wooden spoon...?
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
a hedgehog. omg these are so hard i dont even know :(
Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I? Llamamonkeypie
a duck?
I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
Not a dog btw Llamamonkeypie
a watering can ?
I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I? Llamamonkeypie
a walrus in the sea
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it? Llamamonkeypie
a cat ?
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
idkk??
lol only slu*s get the rod
Oh yeaaaah. Dont wanna be slu*ty aaaand have a baby . That would s*ck.
how many people have you f***ed?
1
can you make me chicken burritos please
why?
OMG SO I DONT HAVE BABIES
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Ohh right yeahh , had a rod put in my arm .
What happened to your arm?
watcha mean my arm ?
hahahahah llama monkey pieeeee
JjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjLIBBY ?
hey jackson
Zebras doesnt answer the question
IT BEGINS WITH A J OMG
If I asked to have your kids, would you let me ?
.......?
Who is your bestfriend? Like a legit answer. tell us a name <333
dont let the zebras get involved
Lets get fuccckked up ;)
give me my alcohol
what did you do on monday?
Why ?
who the love of ya life?
Jackson <3
who were u wif on mondae
i waas with people.
an*** se*z??
YUkkkkkkkky !
Thoughts on Jakob Morgan ranui?
MY LITTLE ( kinda alot bigger than me ) ADOPTED BROTHER . Love him :)) Even though he owes me a chicken mccheese....
what are you doing tonight?
flying a unicorn to pluto
what kind of rod and why?
Jadelle implant SO I DONT HAVE BABIES
why were you in hospital?
Cause I had a rod implanted Into my arm
Who is your best brother
I'd have to say it might be Shaun . Potentially, 50/50 chance.
I love you my b*m muncher .
butt se*
Who do you think I am????????????
Libbbby ?
who is your bestest friend? i could be ;)
purr purr meow
why are you in hospital ??
Im special. To get a rod in my arm
Why are you so gaaaaay?? I wanna f*** you up the b*m. ;)))
Leeeee go
Meooooooooooooooooow up the b*m no babieeeessss
Then you don't get preggaz
Why are you so hot ?
I eat candy
you sure? you seem to put out to everyone LOL! sooo true.
ohemgeeeee you must be such a close friend of mine !
saw you in town the other night . slu*
lol , i live in town hehehe
ill buy you a tamagotchi then k <3
ommmmmggggg , i actually want one .
i can get you some kittens :)
I have nowhere to keep kittens .
how about some unicron babies ?
I wanna get kittens ):
wanna make some babies wid me?
No ...
what piercings do you have? ;)
My belly, and 5 ear piercings and going to get my hips done again this week. Idc what people think I like them.
<3 you're se*y
your proper use of the word you're is rather se*y.
if you could have one thing in the world, what would it be?
My own house.
do you like your cuteness?
Yeah im a f***ing cutie
have many stds?
Im clean mofos
how many people have you f***ed?
Omg , none gee im totally a f***ing virgin.
hahahahaha you dropped out. schools tough aeeee?
Lolz i didnt drop out. Plus Im still getting my level 2 mean aye.
lols mr simpson made jokes about you in physics when you werent there
Lolz, because i really give a f*** isla.
air force doesnt accept stoners
thank god i dont smoke weed then aye.
you have a nice phone
lol
What kind or dinosaur?
T-Rex (;;
Do you prefer cats penguins ir guinea pigs etc.. whats your fav?
Id love to have these things as pets, but my favourite animal is probably a panda or a dinosaur.
Whos your bffl?
Best friend is Jackson :D
im the biggest friend you have had aye lauren lololol
rory youre gay
youre the bestest friend ever
aww youre so nice random person
lol
lollll
ever been pregnant?
Nope :)
would you rape a cat
Shawni has heard a cat being raped?
would you marry me :p
How would you propose?
who did u lose it to?
Mitchell Gellert
lol at the virgin question
f***n aye
who am i tehe
Poopy face who makes me excercise :P
Love you
are u a virgin?
Hahahahahaaa, no.
Have you ever had an***, if so who with. Also do you have a tight v***** i bet you do xoxo :)
No , I hate the idea of an***. I wouldn\'t know, I don\'t compare my v*****s with other people lol
why does libby hate you i herd she does like karate and nora wants her to smash you
Because of a mistake I made. And yes she does, Nora is pathetic if she wants Libby to smash me. And it would turn out bad for Nora because she would e kicked off course.
herd you like it in and around your mouth
I actually hate it there
what happened with Libby? Heard you f***ed her ex like 7 times
lolz. no
Your f***n adorable
im a kitty sometimes, they're pretty adorable
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