Uthmaan
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You're a dck
You're a gay dck
Quite the analogy you have right there??
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Maaf wasn't scrolling through it
Sure sure ???????
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School?
Nirvana it's not a good school don't sent your kids here ???
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Surname?
It's Khan ,last time I made such a funny joke with my surname, did you not get it??????????
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Please reply to your IG DM ?
It goes down in the dm's ???
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Never have I ever kissed a girl
????I've always wanted to play this game
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If you were suddenly elected president, what would be your first thing you do?
As a president I feel that our country can not live a luxurious life while innocent Palestinians are suffering if we do not work towards world peace is there anything we can work towards yes we have had our ups and downs with ex president Zuma but we can not ponder about the past while the present is in need of our utmost attention.
That's my speech*????
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Where did your abbs go
They still here remind me some day to show you???
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I need someone like you in my life
I need someone like me in my own life ?????the struggle
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I feel a connection between us?
All I feel are my abs jokes I do feel them but not now???
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Do you ever just want to run away from here?✈✈✈
I prefer flying ?
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Make me laugh?
I can do more then make you laugh???
I can't make you fart someone sent me a question asking me to make them fart ????
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Ever peeled a banana as in a dck?
Okay these messages are getting weird??
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If by chance I just came up to you and started kissing you would you carry on or stop me
If by chance that would never happen????
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Are you gay
Is the sky blue
Nah I'm kidding I'm not gay ??
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Ever did things to a boy before ?
If by things you mean $exual things then
YES ???
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I need a friend that's going to bring me up spiritually?
Me too me too?????lets be friends
You gonna bring me up tho right ?
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Ever had temptations to go to the casino??
Nah I haven't put my money in the slot machine or played poker with some old people and definitely haven't played
Nah I'm kidding it just doesn't turn me on if you know what i mean????????
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Smoked weed before?
Tempting but no I chose life?????
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You set your standards really high for a wife??
Well she is gonna be my wife ISN'T IT????
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What happened to ayesa
Ayesha*
Oops was I supposed to talk to her still
Well this got awkward fast??
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I don't know if you remember me but you and I used to like each other?
Are you my Teddy bear that mum said i was too old for ???
I told you Santa was real mum?
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I really need to pee?
I feel it's best to do it in the shower just make sure you alone??
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The only **** you getting for Christmas is peacock?
You shopping really early for Christmas Santa are you high again ????I prefer chicken though it doesn't get stuck in yo teeth that much????
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What's been on your mind lately?
School ,madressah ,my future I've been contemplating way too much about my future????
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Dude someone commented like an A$$hole on your ig post , you know him??
That's cause he is an A-hole ??
Don't know him don't want to know him
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Ever feel like you're an egg hard on the outside ugly on the inside??
On behalf of all eggs out there that was mean ?
Did you seriously ask me if I feel like an egg tbh yes yes I do?
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Let's get it on like Marvin Gaye like Hathaway write a song for you like this.......
You're over my head over my mind thinking I was born in the wrong time one of kind living in a world gone plastic baby your so classic ?????this was fun??????
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Baeeeeeeeee??
Ooooh where is this bae you talk about????
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Do you have a girlfii
No no no no no no no no that's the last thing on my mind right now I have to worry about other things???
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Your squad is so huge I seen your IG post?
And that's not even all of them I can imagine what happens when there's a camp out ??????
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I just seen you play soccer by signet terrace u looked nice and played well your voice is so nice tooo
Stalker alert ????awwwh❤thanks mahn , it was such a good game , well that's a first getting a compliment on my voice, weird but sweet???
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What's your ig
I really can't remember seriously
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What food do you love?
Momma food is life???
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Do you have space in your squad
There's always space but you've gotta be cool we need someone cool?????
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What do you love doing?
Eating?i really really really love eating , that's my happy place❤❤
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Bruh are you friendly?
I'd like to think I'm quite friendly like really really????
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Name your groups of squad then
There's so many people mahn and I afraid if I leave out a name it's going to hurt someone
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What is good in your life right now?
Islam??????
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What would your best friend be
1)a Muslim
2)a haafiz
3)we go for religious things together instead of parties
4) he reads five times Salaah on time
5) he's a practicing Muslim
Deen over dunya??
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Going anywhere this weekend
Inshallah for Jamaat??????
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Best friend?
Right now I don't know if you asked me this a year ago I would've answered without hesitation but a year later I've been through so much I don't know about anything????
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Best series so far
Quantico is the only thing I'm almost up to date with so don't ask this question again?????
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When life throws you a lemon.......
You better get yo A$$ and moer that Nigguh for all the kak he throws at us??????
But keep the lemon it's rude to reject gifts?????
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Your first crush
Will always be my last crush....
I have no idea who my first crush is though???????
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How's your freedom day going
I feel so confined like it this what Mandela fought for , why don't I feel free???????
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Bbm pin?
Can you give me life's bbm pin???????
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Uthmaan I just want you to notice me not judge me for my looks I just want us to be soooo close that I'm the only one you want to tell all your stories to :O
Well...... Uhm..........I don't think I'll get that close with anyone , been there done that puked there are there slept there lived there jumped there smacked there slapped there shat there ?????
I'm just trying to ignore your question here????
How many kids you want
I love children so I want a lot of kids around 6-7
I want girls and boys obviously ??????
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When do you want to get married and have children
Around 21-22 I want to get married and 22-23 I want to have children???????
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Define a strong person :O
A person whom when the adhaan for fajr goes he can pull off that blankets and read his sallah
I respect people like that???????
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Dnt worry there's always going to be haters who love you?
I know right I feel so popular nowadays like I'm doing something right in my life ?????
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Would you have $ex before marriage =-O
Nah?that's not even a possibility for me???
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If you weren't a Muslim what would you be☺
I can't think of my life without being a Muslim , my entire being revolve around my religion ?????????
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Your lips are my home??
I don't have so big lips ??????
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I've liked you for a very long time now
Woah that's a long time huh???????
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Brat ive done my research on you and I know the kind of twit you are you can't hit anybody so I wish you could try anything on me and listen here stop going on so big when you not small sht go back to your mother
Say it to my face and you will see a whole new me I don't have time to deal with worthless people like you so please go buy yourself a life ,oh and thanks for researching me now I know I have a fan???
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Oh suddenly you a big boy gonna break my mouth get one thing straight small twits like you belong in the trash and I eat people like you for snacks so I wanna see you do something
Woah woah woah just cause I don't fight with people doesn't mean I can't kick your jaw in for you I'm still waiting for you to sent me a message without being anonymous then we will see who will be talking so big ???????
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You a really arrogant person and you have soooooooo much of pride gosh to need to change your life cause you gonna get hurt by me
Dude doesn't make you any better judging me and you really have a big mouth you've been sending me quite a lot of qooh and I have ignored it but no more why can't you tell me this without being anonymous and we will see whose mouth gets broken??????????
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Do you want to go 4 months are you planning on doing so
I'm looking forward to it so damn much?????i am planning on doing so my dad always told me it's an experience that I must feel?????
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What you doing next week???
Actually going out for Jamaat(Muslim thing) so my weekend is occupied????
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Have you kept in contact with ayesha , how is she?
No, I feel bad I don't keep in contact with her but since I don't I don't know how is she she probably really good she's always been the strong type??????
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Have you ever got into a fist fight with anyone cause you seem so calm all the time you seriously need to teach me?
Shockingly I have gotten into a few I did come out victorious?????and I haven't gotten into wa fist fight for a long while but now there's someone that's just irritating my life and......... But yeah we could teach each other?????
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I luiuuur yaaaaaaah
Do you really ???
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Is it true you dating someone ?☕☕
Such rumors make me cry?????
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Please reply to my qooh
I don't get time to reply to everyone so if it so happens your qooh is amongst the ones on the too lucky you ?????
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Uthmaan your hella cool ??you read your sallah ✋??
You such an amazing person ?????you a hifz of the quraan and that is the most beautiful thing about you ???
I am cool ain't I??indeed it is compulsory for a reason right ??i am ??
Being a Hafiz is the best decision I have ever made in my life and a decision I'd make over and over again ✌✌✌✌
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Childhood memory you love the most????
My dad used to stop my sister my brother and I by the park for holidays cause Durban wasn't affordable and we waited for my dad to pick us up from the park it was really late and then my dad came and when we got in the car we asked why so late and my dad said he forgot he had kids and there's so much more but that one shows that my family isn't normal that's why we stand out ,???
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If goku came down with the 7 dragon balls and gave you the wish what you you wish for
????
The only thing I want is that mankind be at peace that Palestinians can enjoy 1 meal without being bombed up , that's Muslims be seen and what they are and not terrorists, that parents can sent their kids to friends homes without worrying about their life , that a person can greet another person and walk few steps without talking bad about that person
That people like myself need not to write such essays as the need would not be there
That is what I would wish for
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Favorite songs
Astags songs are haraam ?????????
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Top movies ?
Harry Potter
Happy ending(series)
Flash (series)
Deadpool
Notebook
Titanic (favourite)
Quantico (series)
As you can see I'm more of a series type of person ?
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Mariam???
My Afrikaans buddy , she really doesn't like me that much????and she can't keep secrets, don't ever make that mistake??and well it's Mariam there's only one like her
*thank God???
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What will you be doing in next hour ?
Immobilizing myself to engage in the recitation of my 13 unread books which need be finished quite soon, or watching TV depends ;-) :-P
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If you found love now would you get married ?
Ooooooooh he eh this is a question for when I'm 65 years old and I have breast cancer??????????
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Ha ha ha ha you so funny ?
I feel like you being really honest with me right now ?????????????
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I'm a guy but I still think u realy a cool guy ?
Cool dude ???
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Do you have friends out from school
Well I spend my weekends talking to this hobo who smells alot but I don't judge cause he's a nice person he just needs a very long bath ?????????
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Wud u go for a weekend out with ur friends if nishkillan was there?
Oh mah gahd defs ??nishk makes things so much more fun and exciting
Really cool guy ???
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Yasirah??
She's a cool dudet I don't really show her else she's gonna get a bigger head????????but she's funny her jokes are lame but she's funny and really short like really really short??????
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Have you kissed any one before?
I'm so proud to say nooooo????????mah wife gonna be proud of me ??????
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What did you last Google ?
Ask no questions, hear no answers?????????
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Who does parkour Mystery_guy
Alot of people do it
It looks really cool ive always wanted to try it
I know a guy who likes parkour I think he does it too ,really cool dude?????
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You r pathetic
You guys need to stop hating on people like it's going out of fashion ✋✋✋WE don't have time to worry about people like you WE have our own lives ???WE have people that's love us WE have friends tha care ???WE don't need to worry about haters out there cause as long as WE have each other nothing can bring us down cause as long as WE have one person who looks out for us WE don't need anyone else
And one thing is that my class is a family there ain't no hater out there whose gonna bring us down
We might have our flaws but we not perfect and you can go around stiring up trouble just know that that's never gonna break us up
Just like a mother has her favourite kid we all have our favourite persons that however does NOT mean we don't care for the rest
As a moslim ur not supposed 2 touch girls or flirt with them yet u do,as a moslim u supposed to be kind but ur rude I wouldn't want to be a moslim just cause of u
I know I'm a very weak person I succumb to the devil's whispers ?? and I'm really trying I want to change and be a proper "moslim" ,I want to be like adam in "a muslim Cinderella" i want people to become Muslim just by my character ??????? and I know I'm not the nicest person but that's how I show people I care and I know it's wrong and I'm trying ????????
R u in loooooove?
Love only comes after marriage
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What do you look for in a girl
I don't want to be rude or anything but these are my top ten
1) pious
2)white/fair (skin color)
3) intelligent
4) funny
5) sense of humor
6) can cook+bake
7) beautiful inside and out
8) rich (???)
9) NEVER TOUCHED A BOY
10) I WILL BE THE FIRST AND LAST PERSON SHE EVER TOUCHES
✊?????
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What is something that people might not like about you?
The fact that if you doing sht and you are wrong I'm going to tell you straight you are wrong
And everyone hates when they get told they wrong
But I will never change?????