Mohammed Uwais khan
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Life is a bxtch,but just make sure that bxtch is beautiful.
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You have unlimited money. What's the first thing you do?
I'd eradicate poverty in the world hey ?
And I'll still have money left over cause it's unlimited...then I'm gonna live that ballers life ???
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What have you never truly gotten over?
Past ?
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Best mates?
Naadir,Ebrahim,Taahir,Ghulam,Shayk,Akhalwaya,Mishir,Haseeb
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You just won $50 million from the lottery. What's next?
I'd keep enough money aside to travel the world with my girl 你
And I would like to donate some money to the GirlUpCampaign and various anti infant and women rape organizations around the world ,because the fact that men can abuse women annoys tf out of me and i wanna help 。場
The rem
Will you be at Sacred Heart Music festival?
Unfortunately not ...I have other plans
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R u dating naseeba?
I don't know any naseebas ?
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What school do you go to?
King Edaward VII school(KES)
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Do you nxa uwais mada
Uwais is a nxa oak-
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Is it tru det you hev Bhabha mitzvah money lyk ur last name pauperheim?
Come again?
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What's your snapchat name
Uwais_2109
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Apparently you are a real big baller
I do play abit of basketball ?
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Do you nxa Bhabha family tayyiba Kaka
Nah I don't ...
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
A lot of wood?
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Do u thnk th toilet is cleaner than your mada kitchen
My mothers kitchen is clean though...
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Married to the game but she broke her vows
That's why my bars are full of broken bottles
And my night stands are full of open Bibles,
I think about more than I forget
But I don't go around fire expecting not to sweat
And these niggas know I lay them down, make them beg
btches try to kick me while I'm down: I'll break your leg...I like your taste in music ??
Batman ?
He's a personal role model...
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You loyal, you very loyal
Thank you ?
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Can we go on a date after Ramadan xxx
No.
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Brah hu your cheri
Don't talk about her.
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Th reasn m nt sayin this to ur face is coz you cnt afford to b in the same room as me
You must be so rich omw...if only you donated to the poor as much as you run your big mouth...
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That's exactly why I friend zoned you back into the Stone Age - F.G
You friend zoned me ?
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No cos a serf is a feudal worker and you said that you have had $exual relations with a serf
When did I say this?
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Y r you wearing a hoodie with no shirt in Durban . U dumb f tard
It was a sleeveless hoodie...it's hot. ?
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Bro don't worry about the haters, they don't see the beauty inside you, you are beautiful no matter what they say, words can't bring you down- F.G xxx
It's min ...I'm enjoying this because I know these oaks won't say it to my face...
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Lel muaaz can moer you so hard you'll leave da feudal era
I'm sure he can.
I don't fight ...
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OK feudal
Is this muaaz seedat?
I heard he thinks he is above everyone...since you are calling me a feudal?
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You knew Marcus Aurelius??
I do not think I had the privilege...
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Come on d guetta, show me what you got?
David guetta?
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Why you got to talk about my cheri? I'm gna moer you en your crew
Whose your girl?
Chances are I don't even like her...she likes me ?
Jk hadez
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It's your mada
Oh you have nothing to say.
So you insult my mother.
You're so mature and cool oh my word.
Teach me...
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Do you nxa baba cousin yumna?
No I don't even know her...
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No I just have taste.
Oh wait...is this zaku?
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Lmsao not allowed to own land ???? bottom of the ladder, scratch that- not even on the ladder
Your success is built upon the bottom of the ladder.
Oh wait ,you aren't succeful at all.
Hiding behind a screen,
Insulting my wealth like I give a fck.
I pity people like you...
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Who wears Gucci suits?
Obviously not you?
Oh wow you aren't as rich as you thought.
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Look fantastic in a suit
Look fantastic in casual wear
Look fantastic in anything
Smell good
Sound good
Look good
Kiss good
Strut around with supreme confidence
That's not even my caption dumb fck.
What's wrong with that caption...it's brilliant in my opinion.
And you dot have to be rich to wear a suit.
I'd wear a trash bag and look better than you while you wear your gucci suit...hadez mate must s*ck to be you?
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U wanna b rich kid
I would like to be rich.
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Why do you claim to be royal when you are a serf?
I never said I was royalty.
I never said I was rich.
I'd actually prefer to be a serf.
I always felt as if I don't get along with rich people,I prefer the hard working people who did not grow up in privilege and know the value of hard work and sacrifice .
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I hit your girl up with a dm nd she sorted me out
How did she sort you out?
By telling you to grow a pair and ask girls out in person...then hide behind your edited pictures,where you probably look poes ugly ?
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Why do you think dressing like a waiter is 'classy'?
I never said I was classy,
It was part of the uniform we had to wear for the Matric Dance...the theme was a hobbit and I was part of the waiters...
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How long do you plan on staying in your closet, f*****
My closet?
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I can't tell you my name, because she knows me
Then just ask her dude.
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Uwaisss?Look at me blessing your qooh ? Ameerabham
Oh wow thanks ?I feel so special.??
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Finger sized legs or, or leg sized fingers?
No pressure...
Holy sht ???
I don't want to look like shrek?
But I don't wanna be a toothpick either ?You confused my life...
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Would you date Aaliyah Ismail if she did date?
Aaliya Ismail*
I'm not really sure ...I haven't actually thought about it.
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I heard you and ammaarah tayob are good friends. I've tried dming her but she doesn't reply so can I please have her number
Okay wait send me a Qooh with your name ,I won't answer.
And I'll ask her if she's chilled with it.
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Are you and Aaliya together
No...she doesn't date。
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Can I pls have aaliyah ismails no? Damn she be flames
No.
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I have come to bless your timeline ?
Thanks !
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Nope, not cristiano
Then I'm not bothered.
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Why are u such a f** , I love ur instagram u $exy hoe , people are saying that u sleep with ur bro , u so lame u can't get a girl so u use ur bro , u are a ****
Jeez I wonder whose saying that...thanks for calling me $exy and saying you love my Instagram though??
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If you not close to her why is most of your qoohs about her
That also interests me ?
I thought it was Qooh.me as in Qooh.Uwais
Not Qooh.Tayob ?
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Do you like AmmaRah kc
No I do not.
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Yadzaan is so fcking cute
He is a good looking chap?
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How close are you to ammaarah tayob as a friend and does she have a boyfriend
We aren't that close...yes she does.
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Would you ever break up with ur girlfriend?
I would not want to...
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Yes
Send me a direct message then...
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Because it is sad
Wanna talk about it?
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Are u bi$exual mate?
Nope ...are you fam?
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How did your "crazy ex" become your "crazy ex"?
I don't have a crazy ex...she didn't do anything wrong...feelings died we were about that life anymore
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Aaliyah Ismail, the one you always tag in ur pics
Just because I tag her does not mean we are dating...everybody tags people nowadays ..
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Would u ever break up with Aaliyah
Which Aaliya?
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Are you and Nabzfaz friends?
Yeah ,he hasn't done anything wrong so guess we nxa....
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I really like Ammarah but I know all the guys want her and she never gives anyone a chance
She has a boyfriend dude.Shame
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What would you tell her?
I'd probably be mad hey,when in mad I say stupid but deep sht?
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I really like Ammarah but I know all the guys want her and she never gives anyone a chance
Tayob?
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You're One Skinny Little Girl
Oh wow thanks!
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I really like Ammarah but I know all the guys want her and she never gives anyone a chance
Which Ammaarah?
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Do you think you would ever go for Ammarah Ganchi?
Right now.Now I won't.
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What would you do if your girlfriend cheated on you?
I'd probably loose my temper and go and find the guy.Maybe stab him , maybe choke him.Depends how I'm feeling that day...why do you ask?
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How's the fast ?
It's alright hey,Not bad all
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What is your purpose in life?
I want to stand for many things.
I have a lot of values...but I can't really consider them as values.I am not doing anything to stand for them⚔