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I have gonorrhea. Any helpful advice?
Nope, your f***ed.
Would you rather f*** a mexican with a hat, or a mexican with 2 hats?
2 Hats, more talented.
Would you rather f*** a mexican or a mexican with a hat?
Just the hat
Today I grazed my knee at school so I went see the nurse. I got there and the nurse told me to drop my pants. I thought, 'Well, I would f*** this middle aged nurse if nobody knows...' So I dropped my pants and she vomited on my p****.
Today was a good day.
You should write a book because people need to learn about your teachings.
would you rather f*** a carrot or a mexican with a taco hat
Carrot
se*ist man out, <3
Why thankyou kind sir.
How long is the waiting list ?
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Go kill yourself, butt-licker!
I properly can't bring myself to do it.
i hear that you often let mexicans view your Dic*, so i was wondering if you would let me put my throbbing Dic* in your an**
Please send your resumè with the specifications of "Dic*" and I shall review your application.
wanna preform coitus?
Please send me your details and I shall enroll you in a waiting list.