William Phillips
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I’m OuTsIdE cOmE fInD mE
nah demon
Sandra glover is literally obsessed with she has a shrine of your face and somehow your hair I think you need better security!
the writer?
YaLl HaVe DogS??
not anymore
Sarah is so fcking hot and your not
thx
Sarah’s hair was crafted by the gods above don’t even try and compete with your rat hair (no offense)
my hair is amazing
You are an ostrich compare to the shining beautifulness of Sarah
i have a long neck so
sarah is really cute.
then date her
Damn you fcked up when you broke up with Sarah she finneeeeee
i disagree
How hot is Sarah eyyyyy
i mean someone is a lot hotter ?♂️❤️
Domesticated meerkats
hehe, that’s Mark
Go watch ants Canada
will do
I will never leave you alone I’m outside come find me
nee
If your a cold day then why do people call you hot???
cause i eat A$$ or something idk?
I wanna cut your hair and make u a bracelet out of it
pleas leave me alone
did you just fart? because you blew me away. ?
bleh
I wanna baby you so hard that you will need a helmet
die
I wanna bite your hair
wait what
The desk will come and stab u
it can tru
neeeeeeeeeeeeee
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Shall I compare thee to a summers day
nah, i’m more like a cold day
Thou art more lovely and more temperate
ye
So if you could be a Shakespearean insult would you he
Mayfair pole,You egg or scorched cankerblosom
nee
Wanna tie u up with shoelaces
neeeee
LoOk At AlL tHoSe ChIcKeNs
yeet
I love you b*tch
*aggressively strokes guitar*
I ain’t never gon stop loving you b*tch
aww
Please come to my funeral
maybe
I am more hotter than the VV Cephei
nah you aren’t
Hi welcome to Chili’s
dun dun dun
ITS WEDNESDAY MY DUDESSS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHuujjhjh
it’s Tuesday
FRE SHE FRE SHE VACA DO
?♂️
It’s Monday my dudes *aHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaH*
booo
THOU UNFIT FOR ANY PLACE BUT HELL
i disagree
Du bist ein liebe wurst
ye
You know just by taking the link off Instagram is not gonna stop me from sending these
didn’t think so
You remind me of those people who send cutesy furry messages eg “*rawr*” like I could see in a pink tutu whyyyyy
furrys are whack
What is up with you taking this link off Instagram like honestly it’s not that hard to find
it just looks better ?♂️
I wannnnna cHuRcH GiRl That go to church and READ HER BiBLE
nah
You can’t just ignore us forever
yes i can?♂️
Did you fall from a vending machine because you’re a snack ?
ye obviously
You know voedsel means food
no i didn’t ?
Thoughts on stixels
they pretty cool
So last night I dreamed that we kissed and I woke up and said not today Satan
fanks
You know I dreamed that I got hit by a bus and all I saw was you laughing, what you mean, explain
idk ?♂️
An avocado thankssssssss
you better stop
hUrIcAnE KaTrInA MoRe like HURRICANE ToRTILLA
aggressively rubs doritos
A potato flew around my room before you came
so soon
Step tf up Kyle
kyles my guy though
*starts twerking to the Dora the explorer theme song*
you said wouldn’t tell
I wanna eat a chocolate high heel
same
You know sometimes I remember you and it like my aunt forced me to eat LEGO *Law and order theme song*
☹️
Agressively wags foot at you come ere boi
retreats from those manky A$$ toes
GIVE ME YOUR F*UCKING MONEY *dun dun, law and order, special victims unit”
?♂️
My friend thinks your really cuuuute
?
I saw you hanging out with Caitlin yesterday
Rebecca, it’s not what you think
I won’t hesitate b*tch
oh fck
Pick a number for 1 to 25
2
Satan tried to come for me last night , but i was like btch *No*
good plan
Do you want a voucher for Chucks crematorium (you kill it we grill it )
yes pwease
Flamingo pink or pavement gray
both
Would y’all care if Sarah died
ye
I want to bake you into a a butternut lasagna
why?
Can I put you on a special services list for Doug’s ***** House you got the dough we got the hoe
no
Snake sausges thoughts
mah
Elephants on roller skates thoughts
nah
Excuse you, these questions are very different and not like “oh hi, you single?” So appreciate the uniqueness mate
?♂️
Very weird questions ?
ye
Popcorn vs papcorn
popcorn my guy
You are the light of the world
thx?♂️?
Whether rat is an accurate depiction of you
nah
*cue viscously high singing and uncontrollable laughter*
why?
Would you rather go to prison or let a donkey f**k you
neither
Pavement or grass
pavement
Why are you single?
cause i’m a ***** whose to afraid to admit his feelings to anyone because he’s worried they won’t feel the same ?♂️?
Lol, looks like I’m a hot topic to mention on this, how fun
yeah ?
Sarah s*cks A$$ honestly don’t even know why you dated her you deserve so much better
don’t be mean
You look like you’d eat pineapple on pizza in socks and sandals in a church
fck how’d you know
I love you so much boo❤️❤️
thanks
Would you be a t-Rex or a pterodactyl
t-Rex
Do you like velcro or shoe laces
velcro obviously
MAMMA MIA HERE WE GO AGAIN MY MY JUST HOW MUCH I MISSED YA. YEEEEES IVE BEEN BROKEN HEARTED BLUE SINCE THE DAY WE PARTED
cool
Fair the well soft spoken dck—Me
cool
Sarah is a little two timing hoe
nah she isn’t
I wanna wax ur eyebrow off
let’s do it
Thoughts on all boys schools
i try not to stereotype people
Wear a sweater with me
i knew there’d be more ?♂️. but nah
Can fat people skinny shame?
nah
What’s your favorite part of a book the smell of the pages or the blackness of the inky words
both
Scuse me mr sheriff why u no talk to me and family
was eating A$$
Shall I compare thee to a summers day thou lovely and more transcendent
ye
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