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Jason Bourne (Dylan Wood)

Woody_JasonBourneBlackOps

Ask stupid random questions at your own risk

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#damitfeelsgoodtobeazebra

Thanks either Peter McKenna, Tomas Kiraly or Bryce Ghraham (snuggle night is on)

Woody_JasonBourneBlackOps replied 3473 days ago

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A ****ING SOFT WHITE **** WITH SUCH A ****ING UGLY HEAD

Can you please tell me what those four asterix's are please? Also I have no idea what you are referring (question) to and a Aston Martin Vantage GTE is a car, not a cranium on top of a torso

Woody_JasonBourneBlackOps replied 3473 days ago

Why do u have such a bad head?

The last time I checked my profile photos were of a car, not my face, so I have no idea why you are wondering why a car has a really bad head

Woody_JasonBourneBlackOps replied 3481 days ago

Y u block phat_eshay_dog

That's for me to find out and him to know

Woody_JasonBourneBlackOps replied 3481 days ago

U are actually so stupid do u even have friends I dunno how u were a dork in primary school but ur even worse now haha wtf

For your information the amount of friends that I know in real life exceeds those on any of my social network accounts, and generally the people who follow me are the ones that I know personally and I can picture their face as well as their personality. Also note that I was a bigger dork (Slang. a silly, out-of-touch person who tends to look odd or behave ridiculously around others; a social misfit: "If you make me wear that, I’ll look like a total dork!" Synonyms: jerk, schmo; nerd, geek. Slang: Vulgar. p****.) back in primary school then I am know

Woody_JasonBourneBlackOps replied 3484 days ago

Wat r ur thoughts on gay (homo*exual) people. I love 2 no. Hahaha get it wood, u dont have 1 but ur last name is wod hahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

I don't have any problems with people being gay, and I respect that. As to whether I am gay, I would rather not comment on that and only let people know before I die. As to your joke I don't understand what the "1" is referring to.

Woody_JasonBourneBlackOps replied 3484 days ago

R u queer

Queer- Adjective 1. strange, odd, eccentric 2.suspect of questionable character 3. Slightly ill 4. Faint 5. colloquial-homo*exual My response to those numbers: 1. Depends on what you think is strange/odd/eccentric about me 2. Possibly 3. Not at the moment 4. Fainted in Grade 4 5. Definetely not

Woody_JasonBourneBlackOps replied 3484 days ago

People are rude, you're a very nice guy Woody.

At least someone knows that I don't be mean or nasty and use swear words all the time especially on social media

Woody_JasonBourneBlackOps replied 3487 days ago

Why have u blocked me on Insta woodro?

No idea what insta is and I have no idea who this is I can't confirm anything

Woody_JasonBourneBlackOps replied 3488 days ago

Oooollaaaaaa!

If this is a boy (most likely Declan Kyne) than I have a suspicion that you may have interests in other boys (Golf Alpha Yankee). If this is a girl, than you are entitled to your own opinions about other people (just not me)

Woody_JasonBourneBlackOps replied 3583 days ago

Why r u so ugly

If you are referring to my profile picture, you are entitled to your own opinion about Matt Damon

Woody_JasonBourneBlackOps replied 3583 days ago

Kys

Okaly-Dookaly

Woody_JasonBourneBlackOps replied 3583 days ago

Dylan for u who is your bae

Anyone who doesn't ask me stupid questions or annoy me.

Woody_JasonBourneBlackOps replied 3583 days ago

Why do u always wear glasses and a hat

Sunglasses=Eyes are sensitive to sunlight Hat=Stop getting sun burnt (I burn very easily)

Woody_JasonBourneBlackOps replied 3583 days ago

U know no one like u right

I'm sure your saying that to upset me. Note: I have about 500 friends, and that does not include Facebook (which I don't have by the way)

Woody_JasonBourneBlackOps replied 3605 days ago
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