Michael Moreno
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Can money buy love?
Money can buy just about anything. I'm not sure if it could buy love, but there's a possibility that it could.
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What did you last dream about?
I was tickle fighting a girl. It got serious when she grabbed a pillow and attacked me. We had a pillow fight until we were both exhausted. Lied down next to each other and cuddled. All I can remember up to that point.
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Who was your childhood best friend?
My non-biological brother Dean.
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Last time you cried?
Can't remember
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How long would you like to live for?
Not sure. Long enough to see my great-grandchildren maybe?
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Aren't you gay? Dillan Kamberi said you had a crush on Jordan Kong
Nope. I'm not gay. I'm surprised this rumour is still around. Whatever floats your boat really. If you want to believe Dillan then go for it. I'm certain I'm not gay. If being in multiple relationships with females is not enough proof of my *exual orientation, then I don't know of any other way to persuade you. It would have been nice if you asked non anonymously. I'm not going to crusify you for asking. LMAO
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What turns you off in a girl/guy ?
I don't really know. I guess I would have to say when meeting someone for the first time and they act all fake just to impress, thats a huge turn off for me. Be who you really are, who you want to be around me and I'll accept you for that.
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If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homo*exual, or mas*********?
You ask the real questions... LMAO. I've had this discussion with multiple people so this makes it hard for me to guess who you are anon. Anyway, to answer this question. I can't help but feel it's mas*********. Technically, because he is my clone, we are of identical cells, DNA etc. so that means I'm jerking myself off (seeing as my clone is me in every way). it wouldn't be incest seeing as it isn't a sibling born of my biological parents, but a sibling does carry the same DNA as I do but a clone is made up of my own cells and my specific DNA set. Not incest I wouldn't think. It isn't a homo*exual act seeing as I am not the person performing the act. It's like if you penetrate a guy anally, it isn't gay. It's gay if you get penetrated by another male.
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What is your favorite piece of clothing?
Underwear.
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What bores you about people ?
Depends on the person. If they lack a personality then they bore me. If they lack a little weirdness, they bore me. If they're too weird or interesting, they bore me. Depends on the individual really.
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What are you wearing right now?
Trackies and underwear.
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What is the best way to approach a girl you like?
The best way and the only was is to approach her. Simple right? But now you're asking, "what if I mess it up?". My answer to that is that you can't mess it up. Don't put any unnecessary pressure on yourself. If you do, you're bound to leave a poor impression on her. It's not whether or not you mess it up, it's how you introduce yourself to that person. If you introduce yourself in a way that makes her interested, then success. If you don't, oh well, you've approached her, she knows that you exist, and now's your chance to get her full attention. Either way, the only way you're going to know if your approach was a success, is if she knows you even approached her. Don't fall into a state of contemplation. Don't think about approaching her, just do it. Make it memorable too, you don't want to be one of the normal approaches that she forgets as soon as you leave. Make it fun and memorable so that she remembers who you are and says, "he was ____ and I would like to see him again sometime." That's all i have to say I guess. Just do it.
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Do you think Angelica's a virgin??
She is a virgin. She isn't the type to put out easily.
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Correction. Do you ever plan on taking her out anywhere?
I don't necessarily feel the need to do so. I don't see the point of going off to some random place to do what we do anyway, which is walk and talk.
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Do you ever plan on going on a date?
The definition of a date to my knowledge is spending time with your significant other alone. A date doesn't have to be magnificent like going out to dinner, or taking them to the movies, it's when you spend quality time with that person and enjoy their company, regardless of what you do. Now please give me your definition of a date and I'll give you an appropriate response.
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Do you think your hot?
I'm average looking.
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when are you going to have *ex with Angelica?
When she is ready, or maybe never. I cannot foresee into the future, so I cannot answer this for you.
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do you still think about rikky??
Why would I? I barely know the guy.
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Can you send me nudes?
I'm down. Inbox me.
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can I lick your toes pls? PLS?
Sure. I'll cut my toenails for you.
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Do you squat?
When I need to ****. yes.
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are you a virgin?
Yes. Something wrong with that?
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can you fit a double d bra
Being male and not having the necessary oestrogen levels to develop breasts... No i cannot.
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WHY CANT I HAVE IT!?
Unfortunately no. It's my butt and I'd prefer to have my butt.
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Why is your as* so big?! Omjelly
How am I supposed to know? I don't know where it came from.
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Amongst people you know ,who has the most annoying laugh?
I do. hue
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What would your parents do if you had a girl over and they caught you having *ex?
I don't know. I guess anything could happen.
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If you were really into a girl and she asked for *ex would you do it?
As a guy, I would say yes. But as a guy that doesn't think with his p****, I would say it depends on who the person is, and how close I am to them.
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Where my food at!?
Where ever you left it.
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Make me a sammich.
I have the right to refuse.
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LICK MY LEFT BALL
I would kick it instead. That sounds like a better alternative.
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How's Angelica?
She's bored.
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Describe your personality in detail
Weird.
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Why would you be pink?
It's a fascinating colour.
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Are you bringing *exy back?
Yeah. It escaped from it's pen.
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If you were a girl would you turn lesbian for Angelica?
Why not? She has t***, I have t***, let's play with each others t***.
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If you were a colour what would you be?
Pink.
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Do you like the colour of the skype?
It's blue. No
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If you were an animal what would you be?
Panda
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Describe yourself.
Average. Relatively tall as opposed to the stereotype, average in height in the eyes of others. Weird. Different.
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Do you have any secrets you are willing to give up to the world?
Secrets? what are those?
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Do you think toys come to life like toystory? If they did how would they react to your everyday life
I wouldn't know. My life consists of eating, sleeping and playing games.
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I'm a cow milk me.
This is a statement. Not a question.
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Do you spin your **** around like a helicopter then fly to the moon?
I've tried... Slapped myself in the face with every rotation. It hurt and wasn't worth.
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What do you think Angelica is then?
Attractive. More cute than "Hot". Hot is more of *ex symbol. She is too cute for that.
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Do you wish Angelica lived closer?
Any closer and she'd be next door.
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Who's someone you'd turn gay for?
Puff the magic dragon
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What would you do if you and Angelica switched bodies for a day
Work out all day just so that her body is sore the next day. Do an entire Cardio routine, then do as many heavy weight lifting as I could. THEN play with my boo*s.
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Do you think Angelica is hot?
No.
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Would you take it up the as* if I give it to you
Nope.
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Favourite *ex position if you had *ex, imagine it.
Upside down bungee jumping doggy style.
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Favourite *ex position?
Wouldn't know. I haven't had *ex.
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Do you love Angelica? Like in love with her?
That's a big question. The term "Love" is purely subjective. I would like to say that I'm in love with her, but I'm not so sure. I might or might not be in love with her as the meaning of love is ambiguous and is an enigma. I suppose I am, since I'm in a relationship with her. But just basing my answer on the relationship doesn't mean that my answer holds true. Let's put it this way. I "love" her enough to want to be with her. I'm young and naive, I wouldn't know the meaning of love. I'm still figuring it out.
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Stephen is *exy
Yes he is. He is a fine specimen.
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Do you think Rikky is hot?
Rikky is attractive, yes.
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If you weren't in a relationship would you have *ex with Rikky?
Nope.
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Angelica or Rikky?
What is this asking exactly? But for the sake of answering. Rikky.
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Oh darling there's still questions
Indeed there are.
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Paragraph nazi!
Not necessarily.
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Oh fiddlesticks
Fiddlesticks is a great champion with an OP Fear that lasts 3 seconds. His ulti hurts a lot too if he has a full AP MP build. If he combo's correctly, he can kill his target relatively quickly, but if he is cc locked and or is interrupted, his combo wouldn't be as effective. but his ult will still hurt.
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Do you think your girlfriend will ever cheat on you?
I don't think so. She could if she wanted to. If she cheats on me, it tells me that I'm not good enough for her any more. She feels neglected and wants me to pay more attention to her. It tells me that i'm a **** boyfriend and need to try harder.
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WHERE YOUR QUESTIONS AT!?
Don't know. People aren't interested enough in me to ask questions.
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If you're scared of losing her, do you try to make sure you don't? If so what do you do?
A relationship is like a garden. The flowers blossom if the garden is well maintained, the weeds are removed and the plants watered. The plants die and wither if it is not maintained, weeded and watered. Every gardener is afraid of not seeing their flowers blossom. Unless they neglect and forget about their garden. __ I am the gardener, maintaining and looking after his garden. I water my garden often and remove any weeds.
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I wanna know. Are you scared of losing her?
Of course. Every person is afraid of losing their partner. When the time comes when I'm no longer afraid of losing her, I've already lost her.
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BETTER ANSWER YOUR DAMN QUESTIONS.
I am.
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are u gonna stay with ur gf forever
It would be unrealistic to say "yes". The answer would be no. I don't think I'll be with her forever. We're both really young. we haven't yet had the opportunity to date other people and "have fun" so to speak. When this relationship runs its course and our time together ends, I'm sure she'll be able to find someone more suited to her. Cause right now, I'm not the one for her. I can only hold this spot until her true "one and only" comes to fill it.
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What do you look for in a girl?
Superficially, I look for a girl with a pretty smile, really pretty eyes and lips. A cute nose and a body that she maintains well. As with any typical guy, but large breasts or a phat b**ty isn't what I look for first. If she has them, that's a plus. On a deeper level, I'd prefer her to be certain of herself and her future, doesn't need me around all the time. She needs to be able to handle my immaturity and appreciate my maturity. Be playful and caring.
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Do you ever get tired or sick of how depressed and negative she can really be?
Should I? As a human being, I need to be able to tolerate such people in order to progress towards my goal of achieving my greatest potential. As her Boyfriend, I need to tolerate it even more, as being a positive influence in her life should help her realise that life is much more than depression and negativity.
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How do you feel when your girlfriend feels like ****? Or feels really lonely like she has no one?
How should I feel? Should I feel like I need to help her? I don't think feeling any way about her "depression" and "loneliness" is going to resolve any of her issues. I don't feel sorry for her, no, I feel proud of her for trying to overcome her trials and tribulations. She has many people surrounding her. Her ignorance and stubbornness is blinding her from said people.
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YOU DARE ADDRESS ME AS MORTAL?! I AM THE BANE OF A THOUSAND EMPIRES, MY ENEMIES CRY IN TERROR BEFORE ME!!!
Would you prefer me to refer to you as knave, or peasant? Silly human. I simply do not have time for such trivial things.
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Do you have questions nowww?
Unfortunately, Yes I do. These poor humans are trying to communicate with me...
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WHY YOU NO GET JEALOUS!?
Why should I get jealous? I have no reason to get jealous over anything.
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I see you, I'm watching you through your window and the knocking that you think is the wind.... it's me.
Fascinating. Please tell me what i'm wearing.
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You never talk to me anymore
If only I knew who you were. I would love to talk to you... if only I knew who you were.
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I'll scream
Go for it. I can't, or wont hear you. So go right ahead.
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ask me shiiiitttttt
Who are you?
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you're annoying
And so are you random citizen.
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massage me
I would love to, if only I wasn't sitting at home.
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bless you.
Bles your beautiful soul.
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1v1 me m8
Let's go to the park and hug it out. Your parents must've never really given you any attention.
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I'll cut you
Okay. Go ahead.
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butt face
Is this even a question?
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I will stop talking to you until you talk to me
Fine with me.
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Don't you dare ignore me
Who is this?
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Don't ignore me
Who is this? message me on facebook. (As of today, this question is 5 days old. LOL)
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You are a ****
I am a what?
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I'm gonna punch you!
Go for it.
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*Holds microphone* It's been two months, how do you feel?
How should I feel?
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I'M GONNA GET IN YO HOUSE AND STEAL YO ****!
Try.
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I WANT YO PS3!
You want it? You can't have it.
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Two weeks. Almost two whole weeks.
No biggie. Just have to cope with it as best we can.
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WHY YOU NO GIVE ME QUESTIONS!?
If I knew who this was, I'd ask you... But seeing as I don't, I can't.
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Give me a lap dance?
$50 a minute and provide the whips and chains....