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whas ur bbm pin?
76aed3ba
Yajas replied
3961 days ago
How long did your last call last?
6 seconds
Yajas replied
3963 days ago
http://strawpoll.me/936799
why?
Yajas replied
3973 days ago
Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?
why naaat both
Yajas replied
3975 days ago
http://strawpoll.me/927578
Be honest
this is taking gossiping to a whole new level
Yajas replied
3976 days ago
i am from 11c and i have a crush on you
hi i have a crush on you..... i am Yajas
Yajas replied
3976 days ago
If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?
are you as *exy as you were in 11th grade
Yajas replied
3984 days ago
What are you wearing right now?
clothes
Yajas replied
3986 days ago
When you help someone, do you ever think, “What’s in it for me?”
theres always something in for someone i just wanting to make fraandship
Yajas replied
3992 days ago
who do you like?
females
Yajas replied
3994 days ago
I making the fapping to ur picturs, saar. I laaving you. -Mahesh Kedari
the feelings mutal mr. Mahesh
Yajas replied
3996 days ago
What is missing in your life?
lots of swag shizz
Yajas replied
3997 days ago
Thank you saar, I ave come again. You vaanting fraandship?
why naaat
Yajas replied
3997 days ago
some 11th graders from girls whom u know.
which school?
Yajas replied
3998 days ago
who is the hottest chick in dps dubai
Joseph Moses
Yajas replied
3998 days ago
dude no one likes you
not sure if question or statement
Yajas replied
4038 days ago
which girl do you think is the hottest in 11th grade ?
Saditya :*
Yajas replied
4061 days ago
Facebook or Twitter ? Give a reason for your answer
facebook ..... COZ I DON'T USE TWITAH
Yajas replied
4074 days ago
no one likes you
yeah cuz everyone loves me .... :*
Yajas replied
4074 days ago
fgt
bolo
Yajas replied
4074 days ago
why are you such an f**it
because pranav is my breastie
Yajas replied
4077 days ago
you're a fgt you know that
no
Yajas replied
4077 days ago
If you knew you could not fail ,what would you do?
become a football player
Yajas replied
4089 days ago
3 things that attracts you to a person?
1.Smile
2.Personality
3.their ability to get over stuff when i mean this i mean to get over a sad situation and not getting over tables and fences :P
Yajas replied
4094 days ago
how long was your last relationship
10 hours i guess?
Yajas replied
4095 days ago
why are so i kewl? i heart u man nigga !
srk is awesome ;)
so i kewl? i heart you :*
Yajas replied
4095 days ago
y dont u like akshay?
because i love him i already wrote that before :D
Yajas replied
4098 days ago
why do you like akshay?
i don't like akshay i love that chooth
Yajas replied
4098 days ago
hahah u think u funny bro f***ing Bit** a*s
How is that a question oh wait it is man u have said so many bad words it looks like i am looking at the sky because all of them are censored with stars ;')
Yajas replied
4099 days ago
f***ing ***hole piece of shi* who do you think you are
your* wait no thats wrong i mean i am wrong but you're no your GOD DAM IT wait your a ***hole? oh no you don't have a ***hole your parents have one :* i really don't know what i am writing
Yajas replied
4099 days ago
why do you talk to ranga
because he replies back? what kind of question is that
Yajas replied
4100 days ago
Do blind people have dreams?
yeah.................. dam i am not sure
Yajas replied
4100 days ago
What's the best thing you can purchase for $5?
well 5 dollars is 18 dirhams so wow so much shizzz but the best has to be that milk shake from baskin robbins that is just heaven
Yajas replied
4100 days ago
Man, you gotta admit arsenal are not good anymore.
man the one thing arsenal fans don't do is lose hope on their team sure arsenal does piss of its fan at times but we still don't lose hope on the team so sorry glory hunter
Yajas replied
4102 days ago
What makes your mom awesome?
A LOT OF STUFF this is place wayy too small to tell you what makes her awesome
Yajas replied
4102 days ago
Why do arsenal s*ck so much?
thats what your mom said last night ........... wait what? it usually works i don't think it works in this situation arsenal don't s*ck .... you s*ck
Yajas replied
4102 days ago
Most embarrassing moment?
peed my pants in second or first grade or both :O
Yajas replied
4105 days ago
Ever had a crush on a friend if yes ,who was it ?
for me its opposite first they are my crush then i get friendzone :'D
Yajas replied
4108 days ago
describe ranga.
ranga is a banga so don't take panga
Yajas replied
4108 days ago
One thing that the world does not know about you?
i can't snap my fingers
Yajas replied
4121 days ago
in which activity did you have the most fun this vacation?
soapy football <3
Yajas replied
4121 days ago
Name 3 people you trust?
i trust no one ... it means i trust nobody it dosen't mean i trust everyone except no one........... wait what?
Yajas replied
4122 days ago
To : Jajas Khopda
From : Ahmed Falafel
Hello,
I frm Burger king...
I SO SO SO SO SORRY!!!!
I NOT MEAN TO HURTING YOUR FELLINGS!
I WANT BE GOOD FRIEND WITH YOU...
I give you free bargar next time
Yours sincerely,
Ahmed Falafel
thank you ssaar come again
Yajas replied
4124 days ago
Top 3 songs on your current music playlist?
Bangarang
Cheeky girls
and don't worry be happy
my choice of music is bootiful
Yajas replied
4124 days ago
To : Jajas Khopda
From : Ahmed Falafel
Hello,
I frm Burger king...
No no no, he is name is Abbas Khubus.....
It rhyming with the arabic bread name khuboos....
He never say shwerma, he say "SHEWARMA"....
And what s dahell⸮
Yours sincerely,
Ahmed Falafel
NO YOU LIAR ME NO TALK TO YOU
Yajas replied
4128 days ago
To : Jajas Khopda
From : Ahmed Falafel
Hello,
I frm Burger king...
It was a very nice night last night...
And my cousin name is Abbas Khubus...
And he says that he never said sing as king...
Yours sincerely,
Ahmed Falafel
hello
i frm India
dahell was very nice
no no you cousin name shwerma
he say i hearr him
Yajas replied
4128 days ago
To : Jajas Khopda
From : Ahmed Falafel
Hello,
I frm Burger king...
McDonalds s*cks...
Come to Burger King!!!
Yours sincerely,
Ahmed Falafel
ahhh Ahmed your cousin Ahmed Shewerman told me u eat burger king you know why? because singh is king
Yajas replied
4128 days ago
Do you support human cloning and why or why not?
you won't if your talking to a philipino or a robot because they both talk with one tone
Yajas replied
4128 days ago
Burger King is for fail jokers like you...
-McDonalds Employee
atleast they treat and respect their customer properly :*
Yajas replied
4130 days ago
I'm madaam btw. I will nevar give it to u.
-McDonalds Employee
okay :( i'll just go to burger king
Yajas replied
4131 days ago
Would you slap a parent for $30 Million ?
depends on whose parent we are talking about
Yajas replied
4131 days ago
Next time saar, I will not give you your special order pizza.
-McDonalds Employee
Saar can you please bring back pizza mcpuff i miss that **** man
Yajas replied
4132 days ago
5 bestest friends ?
ranga akshay i meant to put a comma in between ranga and akshay are two different people seriously man grow up ranga,akshay, yeah so ranga,akshay yeah so i only know two people so yeah...... awks
Yajas replied
4133 days ago
Something you wish to have but cant afford?
can't really think of anything
Yajas replied
4133 days ago
Have you ever farted and blamed it on someone else?
when i fart no one knows i farted .... my fart is a silent assasin
Yajas replied
4133 days ago
You're*
-McDonalds employee
i am a star? because you wrote you're * so i am a star? :O thanks mcdonalds employee
Yajas replied
4136 days ago
Hottest song right now according to you?
disco dewane
Yajas replied
4137 days ago
Noooooo, Saaaarrrrr!!!! Noooo Burger Kiiiing!!!
I sooo sooorrrryy!!!!
i don't want to talk this topic because your a reputed swaomi from MATTA
Yajas replied
4138 days ago
What if you don't come again?
-McDonalds employee
THEN I GO TO BURGER KING MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yajas replied
4138 days ago
Which are the strongest days of the week?
Friday and Saturday bcuz others are WEAK DAYS (WEEK DAYS) :P :D
your question should have been what are the weakest days :3 but nice joke :D
Yajas replied
4138 days ago
Reason for your last breakup?
lol what is a breakup?
Yajas replied
4139 days ago
will you go out with me?- a girl
ahhhh hell naaa its to hot outside
Yajas replied
4141 days ago
Who is the most se*iest and talented guy in your clas*
everyone is *exy and talented except for me .......
Yajas replied
4143 days ago
y are u so bad at football ?
because I thought i should learn from my room because its the best footballer in the world because its Messy(Messi) HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
Yajas replied
4143 days ago
y u not come to s*ck my Dic* today ?? U came yeaterday. Im very angry now. U getting raped now
when your ready *** and get it SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM( na na na)
Yajas replied
4146 days ago
Who Ur Best Friends ???
you my best friend :*
Yajas replied
4147 days ago
are you dating currently? :P
no i am not even dating so how will i date currently HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yajas replied
4147 days ago
YO DPSDUBAI BWOY
yo dpssharjah person
Yajas replied
4147 days ago
Rosed are red
Violets are blue
Cows are white
and my poetry is crude
How are you?
some cows are like old movies they are black and white . hahahahha i am fine :D
Yajas replied
4147 days ago
*** AGIAN HAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHA imagine they do that in mcdonalds like "Thank you saar *** again" and your like "yeah babes next time on you only ;)
Yajas replied
4147 days ago
Have you ever been friendzoned?
yeah a lot
Come again?
you know visit again keep on coming here is what i meant i din't mean u *** again god
Yajas replied
4150 days ago
How's commerce?
its good :D
Yajas replied
4151 days ago
What aspired you into the world of future, what technology has it to be believed to be able to overwrite the function, what could psychology do to a walking child. How are you ?
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA . Dubai police gave me a fine so i guess i am fine :D
Yajas replied
4152 days ago
Bro ur qooh.me replies are worth reading !! Nice work :D
hahahaha thanks bro :D
Yajas replied
4152 days ago
is your shi* yellow or brown or green
my shi* is cray, ain't it jay?
Yajas replied
4154 days ago
hahahahah your so awesome i really like you :'D
thanks :/ for your love or like
Yajas replied
4157 days ago
hey hottie
yo pottie
Yajas replied
4164 days ago
These jokes are so lammeee :P
No offense but keep trying man xD
but i try to make them lame so the joke is on you hah
Yajas replied
4172 days ago
Tellme honestly if a gal is ready to have se* with you will you say yes if shes ur gf?
grand father ? aahhh hell naaa
Yajas replied
4174 days ago
Potato potato
You?
tomato tomato
you?
Yajas replied
4174 days ago
Thoughts on vidhi vats? Do u think shes hot?
i don't know her very well
Yajas replied
4175 days ago
Why dou love katrina kaif alot?
she looks nice i guess but i haven't really met her so i dunno
Yajas replied
4175 days ago
i frm india... i lyk ur pg vry muj i want meet u i lav u :*
i make book also i laav you too :*
Yajas replied
4175 days ago
Dude i have a huge crush on you. Your so sweeet and cute<3 im in 11th C . And i guess u know me by the name but not properly so yeah
u tasted me ? how do you know i am sweet ? tell me the name na
Yajas replied
4175 days ago
Hey what qualities do u like in gal?
she should not have too much drama and she should be niice and she should be a girl
Yajas replied
4175 days ago
Your fav hollywood actress?
you :*
Yajas replied
4175 days ago
Do u like katrina kaif? ;-)
loweee her from baataaam heart vaarryy much piyaarr
Yajas replied
4175 days ago
Thoughts on megan fox? ;-)
she broke up with me yaar :(
Yajas replied
4175 days ago
Do u think that there r any hot chicks in dps dubai?
they are hot chicken puffs not but not hot chicks puffs if thats what u mean
Yajas replied
4175 days ago
Do u stare @ gals boo*s specially when they r hot?
man guys have such huge t*** in my clas* its so nice
Yajas replied
4175 days ago
thoughts on 9th grader girls ;;)?
especially ravina lubaba muskaan and pratikshyaa
you guys are talented man but you should act your age . You guys act like your in 11th or 12th chill
Yajas replied
4177 days ago
t*** or as*? Wht do you prefer?
why not both?
Yajas replied
4177 days ago
and f*** i have a huge crush on you. Wana feeelll me?? :-*:-*:-*:-*:-*
I FEEL AGAIN BUT WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUU I CAN FEEL AGAIN ;)
Yajas replied
4177 days ago
Do u think that are some wannabees from ur school?
every school has wannabees in our school the only problem is if you don't know anyone or like anyone you automatically as*ume that they are wannabes :/
Yajas replied
4177 days ago
Temee honestly r u really perverted or when u see some hot girl do u like staring at her boo*s or something?
i don't get your question am i really perverted or i like staring at boo*s ? like wut are you saying
Yajas replied
4177 days ago
I love you like aloott
I love you lika alot song baby :D no wait wasn't it love song? lol whats alot song
Yajas replied
4177 days ago
So, How's 11th going?
- John Smith
John Smith? which movie are you from? 11th is awesome :D
Yajas replied
4181 days ago
What do you think about Joseph Moses?
Before he came to 11th I thought he was a stupid noob now hes a se*y stupid noob ... Love him always making pedo smiles
Yajas replied
4181 days ago
Grade 3
Detective Agency
Remember
OMG YEAH WE USED TO PUT INVISIBLE HANDCUFFS ON EACH OTHER DURING BREAK TIME WE EVEN CAUGHT A KID CALLED SAGAR
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4182 days ago
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