Dan Wallace
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What is something you need to get off your chest?
This t shirt awooooah
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It's not Kotzen but ur welcome
Thank you :)
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The probability of u being "washed up depressed and middle aged man" is "pretty high" , only cause ur doing nothing to change the factors that will lead u to possibly end up that way. If u really want something for ur self u try ur best.
Thanks Dan Kotzen x or someone who shares a very similar mentality to him.
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What's an instant turn off for you?
Rudeness, people who stop replying mid conversation, and people who have hidden agendasssss
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you won't be a washed up, depressed middle aged man, I promise
Ahahahah I hope not, but i don't think that's something you can promise. Plus the probability that i will is pretty high.
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How would you describe your dream girl
Kind, intelligent, has a good sense of humour, likes the same music and shows as I do, is artistic, can play a musical instrument or sing, is pretty, a freak in the bed, can have rational discussions or debates. But if I can get like three of these into one girl, then I reckon I'm sweet.
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Would you ever consider going on x-factor or any talent show?
No hahah. Firstly I'm not talented enough to win, and secondly I hate the idea of 'talent shows'. They're the modern day circus freak show, what the episode of Black Mirror about it it's hectic.
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Best album of all time?
Oooooh Abbey Road is pretty iconic.
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Fave colour?
Green. Then purple.
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Coke or Pepsi?
Coke > Pepsi, but Pepsi Max > Coke Zero
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What are you looking forward to after your exams are done?
Being able to wake up at 12 without feeing guilty :)
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Fave food?
Fuaaa probably either home made spaghetti bolognaise with crunchy garlic bread, or steak with gravy and chips :)
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Congrats! You are now the father of two little boys and a girl. What are their names?
Marvin, Payton and Sarah-Lin
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Fave sport? Lol if you even play sport
Basketball, but I'm sht x
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Taxi or uber?
Uber x 1000 (lick my balls Ross Saldias the industry is going extinct lol)
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btch you s*ck my nutsack
Nah sorry I'm too busy studying :) x
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Apple or pear cider?
Apple. None of this Sommersby's nonsense though, Rekordelig is the sht.
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Why the f**k did you get Qoohoo me? Do some study mate
s*ck my nutsack I haven't studied all year I'm not about to start xx
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Most embarrassing moment?
Missing from directly in front in a footy match was pretty bad.
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Best/funniest moment or experience in your life ?
Hmm I'm not sure - maybe when dan Kotzen through Mr Booth's pencil case across the room in retaliation to Mr Booth throwing his drink bottle at the door and almost hitting Ivy in the head lmao. Ivy why the fck didn't you take one for the team and let the bottle hit you, he would've gotten fcken fired.
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Beer, cider or vodka ?
fcking cider get around that sht it's delicious.
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You doing schoolies?
Nah going to Gold Coast with mates in the new year though
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Ideal place to live?
I reckon if Australia wasn't so fckinf conservative it would be perfect. And maybe if it was a little less hot. But I haven't experienced many other places yet so I'll have to rain check and get back to you.
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Favourite thing to do on a Friday night?
Kick back, or go out/chill with friends
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What's your fav song right now?
Candles by Daughter. Sick song.
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What's your fav song right now?
Candles by Daughter. Sick song.
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Do people ever ask you questions on this and you are dying to know who they are?
Yeah hahaha all the time. I wish there was a way to find out, but then that would defy the whole point of the website.
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Would you rather sit on a cake and have a d!ck in your mouth or sit on a d!ck and have a cake in your mouth?
I'd prefer a dck in my mouth than in my A$$ lmao - at very least, if it's in my mouth it isnt hurting lol
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Any year 12s from last year you miss ?
Yeah a couple; Ashwin and some of those dudes are alright. Madeline and stuff, I miss them a bit but like I wasn't super super close with heaps of year 12s so.
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How did you meet your best friend ?
In the EDSC stadium on orientation day. I thought he was the gayest **** cos he liked Xbox, when PlayStation was (and still is) obviously the better console.
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How do you feel about your self
Surely this is evident from all the things I already say on here ahaha
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What will your child's name be ?
Marvin/Payton for guys, Bellatrix/Jade for girls :)
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I dig musicians x
Talk to my brother then, he's the talented one ?
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add me on league
Hit me up - ButtholeSplatter
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You come across as very wise - I like that.
Mm I don't know about wise. I'm opinionated and articulate but there's a lot of things I am ignorant about so, thank you, but I don't consider myself wise.
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Do you take medication for your Anxiety?
Nope!
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What is the best piece of advice you've ever gotten?
"Just because other people have it worse than you, doesn't mean you don't have the right to want better for yourself."
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How many girls in year 12 can you see yourself having a relationship with?
Can't say thats a number that I keep handy lol. Im sure thered be a few, but I dont know, don't really speak to many girls in my year level that way.
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Would you date someone from your year level
As in at my school, or just someone in Year 12 lol
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I want to know whether your are after a serious relationship with someone instead of a "thing"
I dont know, depends on the person. Im down for a serious relationship with the right person, I'm down for a 'thing' with the right person. Really depends who they are.
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What is your ideal first date with someone?
I dont really know, I'm down for anything aha. Lunch, dinner, movie, a game of Uno hahah; anything.
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im pretty sure my sister wants ur **** lmfao
Oh? Hahahahaha welp I really don't know how to respond to that... also surely that's a strange thing to tell someone? I'm confused lol
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can we please get into vca (I probably shouldn't physicalise my failure on social media hahahaha)
Hahahaha! fck I really hope so, but I think we have a good chance my love x
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one regret if you died tonight?
That I never got to see whether or not I actually amounted to anything. I'm pretty certain I'm going to be a washed up, depressed middle aged man, but I would like to see whether or not it is actually true. Obviously I hope it isn't, but I would be very surprised if it doesn't, and my regret would be never being able to find out if I'm right or not.
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Is there are quote or words you live by?
Not necessarily a quote, but a mentality - every action has a motive, everybody wants something, and everyone is going to die.
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Hey maybe you should study, whip out some history notes idk
actually I studied for most of today because I've been sick at home since yesterday, so I'm using this time to chill out and relax :) xx
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Hey man, great to see that you're such an advocate for Rachael's health! Keep up the good work ??
Nup just doing what I can! There are a LOT of people who have donated more than I have, but she deserves it cos she's such an awesome person. Their entire family is fantastic, and I know that they would do the same for anyone else if it were them. For anyone reading this, if you have any money spare (even just five bucks) send it on over to her GoFundMe. It's to support the medical expenses, so please give generously xxx https://www.gofundme.com/help-rachael
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Thoughts on Beth Carbone?
I don't know who that is, soz! :) x
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Cause you're sweet like cocoa
But all you wanna do is the coco
Hangin' out with you is a no go
I read cocoa and thought about the cocoa butter I'm gonna use in the shower tonight x
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How do you handle emotions when you really just want to burst out?
Talk to people! It really helps, especially friends and/or family
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Nba champions this year?
If Golden State don't win it I'll be very disappointed but I actually think one of the unexpected clubs is gonna get up. I'm imagining Celtics or Bulls having a breakout season, or even the Bucks? I don't think KD coming to Golden State is going to have as massive an impact on the league as it should have.
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Do you mas******* alot? (this is not supposed to be funny)
I dunno, I guess define 'a lot'. I'm not sure how much a lot is?
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Thoughts on suicide?
It's fantastic, obviously. What kind of a question is that?
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What are your plans for future? In terms of traveling,etc
I wanna visit every continent. I've already been to Asia, so now I just have to get to Europe, America and Africa. I doubt I'll go to Antartica but we shall see.
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I dont frankly think sociopath are born that way, rather a brain condition early childhood thats been developed as a result of chronic mental problems! but I still respect your views also
Yeah well maybe I'm wrong you could be correct. All opinions are valid :)
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And sociopath do you respect them also?
Yeah man, it's not their fault they were born that way. Like pedophiles. That would be the most unlucky existent ever - imagine being born with a $exual attraction to children. Nothing you do can change your mind, even though you know it is one of the most reviled $exualities ever. That pedophiles are shunned from societies like victims of leprosy. Imagine coming to terms with the fact that you will never be able to express your emotions to someone you love because it is the most disgusting act that can be committed? Child molesterors, the ones who actually commit acts of $exual crime are fcked, the most disgusting creatures that could ever exist. But the ones who know they have these desires and yet never release them, never harming a child in their life, and knowingly have to die alone... I respect them. As fcked as it may sound, I respect them.
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what are your thoughts on mental illness, do you think its a real disease , and people who have it in general? And have you experienced any yourself??
Mental illness is as much a disease as any other, and anyone who says otherwise if fcking retarded. I've been fortunate enough to never experience it, but the chances of men getting depression in their lifetime is something like 33% so that's sht. It's debilitating, and I respect anyone who has it, or any mental illness at all, and continues to strive every day.?
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Been friends with a guy for aaaaaaaaages and he's starting to make some move on me. What should I do ?
Probably not asking me lol. Depends, do you like the guy back or not?
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Are you genuinely depressed?
No, and thank fck for that. If I was I doubt I'd tell anyone or even wanna talk about it so yeah, lol. I just don't know if anyone is actually happy, because I'm pretty sure the best anyone ever gets is 'making the most out of a shtty situation.'
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Who do you see when you look in the mirror?
My own reflection
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Who hurt you
Aha the use sibilance. Inbox me and I may tell you so ?
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What are your thoughts on white boy dancing
I am so bad at it hahaha but there are people who dan dance. Mitch Young can dance, I can't lol
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If you were a watermelon, how many seeds would you have?
27 and 3/4
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Hey Dan I've been feeling pretty shtty lately but I don't have anybody to talk to. What do you suggest I should do? you seem like you know what ur talking about when it comes to a lot of things hope you're having a good day btw
Bahahaha trust me I don't actually know what I'm talking about im just arrogant and overconfident. You can always talk to me, but I'm not sure I'll be able to help but I can try. Otherwise there's family, teachers, other friends? I kinda responded like this in another question, not sure if it really helps or whatever. I guess it kind of depends on what you feel shtty about and whether it's a problem you can face directly.
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Would you ever have a some?
A some?
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Do you think any girl from your year level is downright ugly?
Everybody was negatives and positives. When I think of someone as 'downright ugly' I consider someone who has an entirely unattractive personality, as well as the notion of physical. So no, I think everybody in our year level, boys and girls, have some positive aspects of their personality, meaning that no one is 'downright ugly.'
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When was the last time you had a girlfriend?
I've had a few 'things', but never actually a girlfriend. For a while I was pretty afraid of commitment, I'm not really sure why. But now I think it might be what I'm looking for.
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What's your fav band
Ooooooooooooooooh I dunno tbh theres too many
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What's your fav band
Ooooooooooooooooh I dunno tbh theres too many
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would u ever hook up with a lesbian??? If so have u already???
This is an incredibly specific question
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You're an awesome fellow :)
Why thank you my good man
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Pingas or mingas?
I havent the slightest what a minga is but it sounds exotic so I'll take three
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what about eat a girls A$$?
Look man probably not seems a bit off.
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I hope you told him he hasn't answered his questions :(
Bro stop sending me messages telling me to tell Kotzen to check his qoohme lol fckig till him yourself
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would you ever eat a girl out?
Hey man can't be selfish now can you
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but don't worry you're still hot as fck
Oh thanks :) x
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Why are you so terrible at dancing
Because I'm the most spastic dancer in the world lol
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looks or personality?
Both, but I'd rather personality
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Hey dan can I ask you something?
Well by asking this you are already asking me something lol, but yeah go ahead ask me something else.
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are you and Kotzen gay for each other
Yeah we are as gay as they come. Sanction our relationship x
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Are you gay?
No, I can assure you that I'm not gay. I'm not sassy enough, and I don't dress well enough. Plus the whole thing that I don't find guys $exually attractive, at least to the point where I want to express intimacy towards them.
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Who is your favorite person and why?
Our lord and saviour Jesus Christ, for obvious reasons xx mainly cos he's hot
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Hello Wallace.
Hello, whoever this strange, omniscient and somewhat ominous being is.
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might sound a bit creepy on here but i watch you at school sometimes cos your hot as aha x
Hahah! Nah that's not creepy its, well okay its a little creepy but thats okay lol. Thank you very much x
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What do you look for in a girl?
Kindness, a good/messed up sense of humour, intelligence is massive and confidence.
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You're actually so hot and I want you so bad
Hahaha well this is good news. Feel free to inbox me? :)
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There's no one else around yoooou
Well actually I'm sitting next to my brother right now so there is sooo get it right
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i was doing fine without ya, till i saw ur face, now I can't erase.
That's the one! You got it.
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You should *** on my face
I don't know what that word is but I'm 100% certain it's something nasty
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A$$ or t***?
Mm either is nice but I'm definitely a fan of the former
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Girls with the nicest asses in your year level?
Dunno there's quite a few, not sure if I can pick between then
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What does your name mean ?
"God is my judge" lmao get fcked if there's ONE person who doesn't have the right to judge me it's God. Dude gives AIDS to babies, invents Motor Neuron Disease, lets cancer be a thing, and thinks he can judge me? Nah mate.
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I just really wanna sing with you man, your voice is so mint and you just seem like youd be so fun to jam with
THEN LETS DO IT I need someone to jam with so bad. Hit me up on inbox or something let's go let's do it
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Top 10 hottest girls in your year level?
Nup too difficult, there's so many attractive girls. Plus they've got different positive traits so can't possibly judge them purely on looks.
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Haha yeah dw I know I'm an A$$. didn't deny it though ;)
well I'm not denying because she's an awesome person, I'm not saying I wouldn't date her. But I'm also not confirming that I want to either. So interpret it as you will, but I know what I think :)