Nick White
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Amused, you pick the poor creature up and just as you're about to drop it into a pot of boiling water to cook it for your dinner, it explodes into peanut butter. How do you feel?
Confused, yet aroused
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Which product or service do you find ridiculously overpriced?
Kyle May.
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If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters
That was a really good joke. You should be proud of yourself.
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Goats are like mushrooms
Goats are like mushrooms, when they're magic, you should get them inside of you
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If you were a majestic unicorn, what would be your scent?
The crushed dreams of children who wronged me
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Sup dwag
Yoyoyo swagmeister
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What are you wearing right now?
Skin tight latex.
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Do you often dream
All the time
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no homo
U ****in wot m8?
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I feel like I'm dead already. What should I do?
Inbox me? Or fly away on a majestic purple camel. Whatever floats your boat.
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Sup qt
Not much sxc
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One thing you want to say to someone right now, but can't or aren't brave enough to?
You are a buttface.
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🚒🚑ðŸšðŸš¦ðŸš’🚑ðŸšðŸš¦ðŸš’🚑🚑🚦🚒🚑ðŸšðŸš¦ðŸš’🚑ðŸš
I disagree.
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Would you consider yourself one for the girls
Ew. Cooties.
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Is it true
YES. Is what true?
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Gandalf or Dumbledore?
Gandalf
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Backstreet or N Sync
N Sync all the way. I love you Justin!
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Guess who giant shoe
:O
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You're just brimming with sarcasm, aren't you?
Yep. That pretty much sums me up.
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We are giving the city back............................................ to yOU
Good. It's about time.
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I see dead people
Maybe you should get out of the cemetery.
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👯👯💩😊ðŸ§ðŸš€ðŸ™â˜ï¸ðŸš€ðŸš€ðŸ˜ŠðŸ’‚😊💓🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚ðŸ²ðŸ²ðŸ²ðŸ²ðŸ²ðŸŒšðŸŒšðŸŒšðŸŒšðŸŒšðŸŒšðŸŒšðŸŒšðŸŒšðŸŒšðŸŒš
Cool story bro.
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♫ it's beginning to look a lot like MURDER ♫
Wut
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do you read? I can't read :(
I can't either. </3
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Would you rather be blind or deaf
Blind
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Aortas! Aortas for everyone!
What? Are you selling? I'm kinda in the market for some more
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How do you like your eggs?
Fertilised.
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Do you prefer your d1ck or your eyebrows?
Since my dîck has it's own set of eyebrows, I'd have to go with that.
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HAVE MY BABIES
I'M NOT THAT CRUEL. THEY WOULD BE SO *exY THAT ALL THE OTHER KIDS WOULD FEEL JEALOUS AND SINK INTO A DEEP HOLE OF DEPRESSION. I'M NOT READY TO CONDEMN THE LIVES OF THAT MANY INNOCENTS.
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Ananas is pineapple, silly
I am sorry. I don't know how I even live with myself. I have let you down, I have let myself down, but most of all, I have let society down. There is no hope for us. My existence has become meaningless. Words can't express how sorry I am for the wrongs I have committed here today. I don't know why I bother to continue on with my miserable existence.
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How mature are you?
Ridiculously so. I am often dumbfounded by just how incredibly mature I am. My level of maturity is just so far above the social norm for my age that I almost feel like an outcast sometimes.
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Opinion on tattoos?
Your body, do what you want.
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Do you enjoy luscious, smokey loins?
Do you even need to ask?
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Who do you hate most from year nine
You. Or Brundy.
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Ananas?
+ B = happiness.
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My friend showed me your nudes youre pretty big
I know, spread 'em round yeah? Show all your mates
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What did u do today
Went to the movies and saw Carrie
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Jack Black, yay or nay?
Yay yay yay, so much yay
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Pandas or dolphins?
That is really difficult. Both are awesome. But purely due to fluffiness, I'd have to say panda. If dolphins were fluffy I might be swayed, but alas, pandas it is.
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If you had 17 hours to live, what would you do?
Build sandcastles. So many sandcastles.
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What exactly is yuletide
I have no idea. I just googled it then and I'm pretty sure it's a German festival that is often associated with Christmas.
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Why can't you give me will smith's phone number? I won't harass him!
Cause he's mine *****!
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Describe the feeling you get just before you.... ejaculate?
Look at a picture of Lauchie Mctaggart wearing nothing but the skull of a small animal and I won't have to.
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do u have a catchphrase cutie?
I don't think so, but if I did, I think it would be 'I hate everyone.'
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I heard you know Will Smith's phone number? Can I have it, pls?
No.
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What is "catfish sandwich" in German?
Wels Sandwich?
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What year is it
You think I know? Pfft, what planet are we even on?
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Bears are ****inbc cool
I have no idea what that word was supposed to be but bears are the absolute bomb-diggity
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How do you choose a tie?
Generally just a spontaneous decision, the one that stands out the most to me.
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Who am i
That is just unfair.
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Are you hard
I wasn't, but then I walked past a mirror a few hours ago, and haven't managed to get it down since.
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Mummy
Egyptian or the other kind?
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Dawson
Goddess descended from the heavens to grace this land with his majestic hair
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Caley wilson
Teddy Bear! Adorable! Would bang! Sah cuuuuuute
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Aaron tame
Way too *exy for life. Not even fair on the other citizens of this world. They may think they're rather good looking, but they just see him and their hopes are shattered
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Teddy bear?
Caley Wilson
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Violets are smelly
Roses are prickly
But no matter what
Biscuits
I disagree.
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Will you marry mw
Are you a prince? Cause if not you can gtfo, I just wanna be a pretty princess
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Can we sail into the sunset
Yes. I occasionally get seasick, but yes.
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Skyrockets in flight axicef inevf afternoon delight
aaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaafternoon delight
Hahaha! Will you be my afternoon delight?
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Best and worst parts of this year
It's hard to look at a single best part of this year. It was all the little things that mattered. I'd just have to say all the amazing people I've met and all the friendships I've built on. The worst part was probably the last day of school, it was so anticlimactic and actually kinda ****, considering I wouldn't see the majority of people for 8 weeks or so
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5 guys
5 girls or less
What?
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You got any diet coke?
Nah soz
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Two of each
Brundy and Imogen Tame and McTaggart
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Do you prefer girls with great eyeliner or girls with great lipstick?
Don't really like girls with make up, but probably eyeliner if I had to choose
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Closest girl and guy friends?
Just one of each? Or what?
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I wish you loved me
You never know, I might.
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What's the best time of day?
The middle of the night. When you can just look up at the stars and wonder. When nothing else matters. All your worries and issues just disappear and it's just you and the stars, a certain serenity that you can't really find anywhere else.
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You seem so popular it's intimidating
Ahahahaha! Good.
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Are you a care bear
I wish :'( #dreamscrushed
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I like beef
Beef is pretty cool
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Thoughts on louis
Needs to get his **** together. And stop doing things that aggravate people.
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Cows?
Go moo. And would be so much cooler if they could fly. Couldn't you just imagine cows flying around ****ting on everything and killing people and stuff? It'd be pretty awesome.
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Are you gay
People continue to ask this. Does it matter if I am? Does it make a difference? No, I am not, but why would it matter if I was?
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Do you like renee
She's nice enough as a friend, but she keeps on ****ing over one of my closest friends, so yeah.
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Do you love me
I don't know who you are! But probably!
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Would you consider yourself to be a god
I consider my self a *ex-goddess if that answers your question?
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Speaking of working something out, u work out?
Probs not as much as I should haha, gonna get back into it over the holidays though
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💘Will you go out with me then
Inbox meeeeeee, my loins thirst for your lady beard
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7 inches
Nice. I think we can work something out. Inbox me babe <3 xoxo
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So so, will you go out with me
How long is your beard?
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Female
D's
Blonde
Tanned
And and i have a beard
How long is the beard?
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You'd be a great comedian, really
Haha, cheers
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How long does my beard need to be?
Like, shoulder length?
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Leso
I wish. That is one of the main reasons I am so desperately jealous of females. Never in my life can I ever be a lesbian. And I have to live with that. Imagine that. Never having the opportunity to be a lesbian? It is a harsh and unforgiving world we live in.
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what even is up with u guy
My ****.
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What do you want to do with your life?
Ever since I can remember, all I've ever wanted is to be a comedian. I just love the feeling of making people happy.
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Will you go out with me
Hmmmm, will I go out with an anonymous person. It really is a question of just how desperate I am. Are you male or female? You know, what, doesn't really matter, do you have a beard? I could settle for a female with a beard?
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Ermahgerd?
ERMAHGERD MA SERCRT LERVER FREM ACREUSS TH STERZZZ!!!!
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Would you consider yourself to be like lady gaga
As in a shemale? Yeah probs
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We should go on a date to the movies and then to the park we can listen to music that we don't tell people we like and I'll teach you how to say dirty things in Spanish
Sounds absolutely perfect.
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What day is it
Ask Rebecca Black
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Your secret lover from across the stars
Ermahgerd!
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Can i kiss you
Yep
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You should ask me out
Who are you?
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If i drop my pants for you, what would you do???
It would depend what was inside of them
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Ok, hit me up yo
Inbox me <3