Jafar Rizvi
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Y? RidhimaDudi
y dis
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Why? RidhimaDudi
vhy not
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Why are you 15? RidhimaDudi
I've been alive for about that long. Also, because I WAS BORN THIS WAY BABY.
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Why is your name Jafar? RidhimaDudi
My parents are big fans of Aladdin.
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Have you watched The Help? RidhimaDudi
Why yes, yes I have. What a wonderful movie that was :')
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Jaclose, your username hurts my soul.
Turn ginger, then you won't have a soul to hurt >:3 It's easier than me changing my username.
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That guy, who didnt like Arrow. He's awesome and I don't even know him
How do I know it's not the same person again? HMMM?
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Give me the D and I will give you the Q . Also Arrow s*cks .
I'm sorry but the D is reserved. May I interest you in another letter?
Arrow is brilliant.
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Hey gentle giant!
Whattap, thugnificent.
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In every way possible ;)
Now my curiosity is piked. If you really liked me, you'd just tell me who you were and get it over with. Or at least give another more helpful hint.
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What's the whole point with being anon if I reveal myself? :P
Lol, a hint: I really like you (If you haven't already noticed)
Like me in what way?
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Jafar, I just want you to know that we really appreciate all your efforts to help around school. You epitomise the ideal Dep. Head boy. There are so many people that look up to you, including me. Get well soon bro :)
Thank you, anon. It means a lot to me. Who is this, though?
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Heard you were being a TOTAL IDIOT at the PTM. A lot of people seem really pissed off at you. Why?
Nice of you to say. <3
Maybe it was because I was trying to make sure that everyone got enough breaks, and that food was provided (school's fault, not mine) or maybe it was because I was trying to make sure that all the parents found the kids clas*es on time while dealing with a migraine and a knee injury. I don't know, ask them.
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Don't you think Droobs would be a fabulous Mexican?
Droobs would be a fabulous anything. It's in the job descrip. <3
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Nerds are hot.
Yes, some nerds are hot. Most aren't however. I fall into the not hot category.
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I WANNA TASTE SOME OF YOUR JAFFA CAKE.
YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR JAFFA CAKE.
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You're hot.
No, No i am not.
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Thoughts on Nikita Ravindran? ^.^
Who? :3
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Who do you hate, but respect
Hitler. He was a great leader.
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According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me. ;)
I\'m supposed to possess hotness in order to share it. Just saying.
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Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.
Which Call of Duty are we talking about? CoD 4? Ouch, anon.
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Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
No, but you can twitter my yahoo. ;)
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What is a Jaffa Cake?
A Jaffa Cake is as close to mas* produced heaven you can get in the form of a biscuit slash cake. But that hardly matters. You cant have one.
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Aha arrogant indeed. Question (sorry I like questions): on a scale of 1-10, 1 being the least, how socially awkward are you?
In crowds, 10. One on one, about 3.
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Go study
Don't need to :3
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That is the point silly human
Indeed it is, anon. but usually people drop hints.
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No no I rather be Loot. At least I get to make out with Valerie.
Dammit anon, your identity shall remain a mystery to me.
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Lol I am slightly offended yet highly amused...
Oh, Tasneem. It's tasneem, isn't it?
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I thought the point of being anon was to hide your identity. Point is you don't NEED to know who I am.
DAMMIT LOOT.
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But I find science teachers look forward to curious students. Plus isn't funny seeing the dumbfounded look of teachers as they try -and fail horribly- to answer your questions?
They wouldn't look forward to the questions I have. "The universe is made up of atoms." Me: "But miss isn't only 0.03% of the universe made up of atoms?" Teacher: "GOD DAMMIT JAFAR THAT ISN'T IN THE SYLLABUS."
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Now I'm done.
Still don't know who you are.
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What are the disadvantages of quantitative data?
Quantative data doesn't really go in depth, as it doesn't allow space for why. Also, it doesn't record the personal opinions of the interview, often only having space for closed ended questions. NEXT.
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Alright I'm done
Who are you.
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Why didn't you become a science student? Whyyyy?
Because if I did, I would just be asking the teachers questions they couldn't answer and then they'd hate me forever.
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What do you value in yourself? What vices do you indulge in?
I value my awesomeness. I indulge in my arrogance. (YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE.) No, I'm only kidding i value my memory and my happy nature. and i indulge in my anger issues.
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Do you like scary stories?
To read? Yes. To listen to? Yes. To watch? NO.
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Type of music you like?
I'd be lying if i said all music. I've usually just liked any music that pleases my ears, but my genre tends to move towards pop/rock, alt. rock, indie, and techo.
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Favourite food??
Seafood.
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What do you want to become in future :p
I was sure before, now I'm not. But probably an Economics professor.
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Do you have a bestfriend
Oh yes, i have manny~
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describe yourself in 3 words
Nerd. Nerd. Nerd.
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Are you dating someone?
Nope, single and not quite sure how to mingle.
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who do you lyk?
I would tell you anon, but that would just ruin the fun of life.
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Can you ask yourself a question? YouCantHaveYourJaffaCake
Yes you can.
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Books you recommend?
Depends on your genre, but my overall general favourites are:
The Hunger Games Trilogy, The LOTR Trilogy, Dan Brown books, the Gone series by Michael Grant, Song of Ice and Fire trilogy, The Fault in Our Stars by John Green, Looking for Alaska by John Green, Will Grayson Will Grayson by John Green, Sherlock Holmes stories, The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky and many many more. If i knew your tastes, i could be more specific.
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Have you ever tasted poop or even thought about tasting it?
Dear populace of Qooh.me, this is a small portion of what the internet is like. They wish to know the worst in people, and the truth is no I have never even thought about it.
Funny story, I was walking with my brother, and I saw some shi* on the ground in India, and pointed and it and shouted "Hey bro! Lunch!"
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Infinity^infinity is still Infinity.
“Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
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How ur leg bro
It's getting worse, but thanks for asking :')
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Thoughts on homose*uals?
You mean normal people?
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What is your daily skin care regimen?
Who even wants to know? Like seriously? Also, I don't have one, I just wake up this flawless.
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How would you react if someone told you that there was an alien invasion?
"About time. I was getting sick of this planet."
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Who is the most self-obsessed person you know?
I don't know, quite a few of the people I know are very down to ear- OH WAIT. No but seriously, my friends aren't vain.
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On a scale of 1 to infinity
How much do you adore Droobs?
Infinity is too low a number. Maybe Infinity^infinity comes slightly closer to the amount I have in mind.
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Do you believe in the circle of life?
The circle of life is a funny thing, but you don't really have a choice. You can't believe in it or not, because it believes in you.
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Do you like bananas?
If I did, I wouldn't tell you. But I do.
Now what does that tell you? Either I'm lying to you, or everything you know about life is a lie.
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I think you're hot. Please have my babies?
I am sorry anon, my heart belongs to another.
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Ey man, Lorenzo Maciavelli Esquablo the third don't take no shi* from nobody.
My unicorn should be ready by noon tommorow or you be-a sleepin' with the fishes, eh?
Sir, please calm yourself, the only fish i've witnessed here are goldfish.
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Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out. :P :D
Yes, yes I do. I love reading.
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Wow Jafar, I didn't expect YOU of all people to resort to an arranged marriage. What an Indian traditionalist! Disappointing Jaffy, disappointing.
It's not in my hands, just like my love life.
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JAFAR RIZVI WILL YOU FREAKING MARRY ME?!
Why so perf man? :P
WHO IS THIS I AM TOO YOUNG TO BE MARRYING FOLKS RIGHT NOW OK THANK YOU TOTES. No but srsly i will only get married to the person of my mother's choosing (indian and all that)
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What to do you plan to do with your life??
WHAT TO DO. No but I think I\'ll just be batman thank you ok pls
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Where do you plan on studying? ^.^
The US of A.
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Are you a boy or a girl,
Yes or No?
Waiting for my 1 and a half unicorn.
Wrong question l. You don\'t get the unicorn. And yes I am a boy
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Potato potato potato ?
Banana nanananananana
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If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grab?
My mum. But if you mean THING, then my cellphone to call the fire department. But you probably mean it in the way like what's most precious to you but actually clothes because i sleep in the nude jk no my cellphone yeah.
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CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT?
The peace the evening brings the world, for once, in perfect harmony with all its living things~
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Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?
My milkshake brings all the boys to the everywhere, anon. Which is why my dad asked me to stop making milkshakes.
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Can bananas be used as guns?
Bananas can be used as anything you'd like provided you use them in the right way. Also, bananas share about 50-60% of DNA with humans so bananas can be used as humans too.
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What is the meaning of life?
42. If you take 4 and 2 separately in Japanese it is shi and ni, which when put together is shini which means death. The meaning of life is Death.
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What on earth is a Droobs?
Not "a" Droobs, "Droobs" is the third moon of Jupiter, found by scientists round about 1896, and found have been found earlier if not for religious oppresion.
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Who are you dating and why?
Not dating anyone at all, thank you very much