Yusuf noor Mahomd
Yusufnoormahomed
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On my way to steal your girl what you gonna do?
Help you look for her ?
They all hate you because they're smart
Clearly
My mummy also hates you.
Everyone's mummy does lol
Better watch what's coming your way.
Watching
Exactly, nobody likes you. You are a ugly thumbi.
Your mummy does ?
Nobody likes you
And I give a fck why?
I really hate you a lot.
?
ayyy, what makes me a thumbi?
Cause your friend says you are ?
Superstars ain't thumbi.
Yeah but still a thumbi ?
You and Saffiyah?
Nah bro
You dog...?..you vyed and banged two girls who were friends with each other
???
Are you and Safiyyah R dating?
Nope
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?
Is Faizel dating Nooreen?
Nope he's dating me
I hate you.
May you live long to see my success ??
What candy do you like ?
All candy
You have nice toes ?
I'm guessing you saw me today then???
Nooreen?
What about her??
???
Thanks for the donuts really appreciate it ?
How did you meet your best friend ?
Pre school taught the mofo how to play x's and o's ???
Such weird qoohs ??? f_I_r_i
Not weird ?
I only called u a good guy because I like you secretly
Dm?
Did you ever go to a club before
No I'm a good boy how
You're such a good guy
Woah.. I didn't know nice qoohs existed, thanks ??
Are you gay
Aks your gf ?
Fool?I'm back. Missed me? No data so couldn't qooh
Yeah I almost did
Hehe you'll still talk?
Who?
You have the tendency to flirt with everyone
Don't mix up me being nice with flirting ?
You like ignoring me cakelet
Am I ignoring you now?
Can't you see how good u look together? She deserves a good guy. Be that.
I can see how good I look alone as always ??
Heyy , its bunny
Heyy, who you bunny
What's MSA?
Muslim student association
Why don't you date nabila?
Because she's a friend
U look really cute but obviously I can't dm u ?
You can ?
Your dp is so fckin gay
Mofo
Thanks mahn really appreciate it ?
You and nabila kader would've been present goals. Why didn't you date her ?
She's a really good friend but that's about it nothing more ?
Yuuuusuuuf my boi ?
Let's be thirsty together ?
Yasssss let us ??
yuussuuuuuufff ?
whasssupppp ??
came to say hi ??
and btw you skipped the 'e' in 'mahomed' ? mickeyyy_10
Nasihaaaaaaa ??
Sup ??
Oh god lord, whoops never see ??
"Hahahahahahah, Hamza Essa"
Chodu?
Are you and safiyya dating ?
Safiyyah* and no
Who is Naidoo to you
Which naidoo?
My name starts with an L.
And ends with??
So lark , I saw your name on instagram and thought you're cute.
Who you??
You forgot the 'e' in your surname
Huh?
Cute little monkey, my tinfoil knight ?
Who are you?
Wait so Zahra's JUST a human? ?
Yesh
Hows the gf zahra??
She's not my gf
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob
Be my Love for my entire life ?
No?
If you could only wear one piece of clothing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Sweatpants ??
Who is your best friend's crush (initials only)
Be specific?
Who is your crush?
How dumb can you be? Read the other questions ?
Yuuuuuusssuuuuufff I looooovveee yoooouuu
Aww I love me too
What is ur opinion on thick crusted vs thin crusted pizza
Thin
Im on my way to steal your girl, whatcha gon' do ,?
Kick you in the face
Ur gf is so pretty??
Ikr Prettier than you
best friends? Name and sure name
Don't have only one
What kind of phone do you have?
iPhone 6
Do you know who I am? Just say Yes or No
No ?
I think I know you. ? Oh right I remember I saw you..... (YOU DONT KNOW ME LIKE DUHH)
Name??
Which age do you wanna get married? And how many children do you want?
Uhm 67 and 274 kids
Which grade are you in?
10
Who's shazaib to you?
A friend
Who's Bilal's crush?
Not you
R u close to her?
Stop asking so many questions ? And no I'm not
Hu is Safiya Randerees to u?
Why do your'll keep asking this the answers not gonna change she's jus a friend ??
What offends you ?
Your face
Haazit btch
Haazit mahn ?
I'm in love with you,your hair and everything omg??please be with me please?
Desperaaaaaate?
Baby I love you
Awww I love me too
One last thing, you're quite rude ?
One last thing I don't care ?
I have the right to freedom of speech?
You have the right to shut up or I'll block you ?
How old will you be in 2030 ?
798
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