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What turns you off ?
****yness
You made me *** ;)
Yeah I walk past people and they do, don't know what the ****s on about
Your dream Job?
Prostitute
Do u like grapes
Nah man, taste like blue balls.
You're a two faced **** haha
Im probably the least two face **** out there, if i ****ing hate you trust me, you'll know about it.
At what age do you want to get married ?
Age doesn't matter, it needs to feel right ☺️
thoughts on jon beau bokan
I don't know this dude, but he's a ****ing insane dude and I love him to pieces
p**** tastes like pee smells
Ohhhhh yeah bruh sweet
Do you regret everything?
Like what?
Why are you not our scaring children?
Because I had feelings that needed to be drowned in JD
OMG I WAS TOLD THAT YOU THINK I HATE YOU, I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME, I DONT HATE YOU!!!! #random/10 chloekemp
Nah man, I got no beef with you hahaha
There's your hate m o t h e r f u c k e r x anniedownes
Cheers man!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the **** out of you anniedownes
U fkn wot m8
You're fat and you have body odour c: anniedownes
Hahaha
Do you ever just feel your nipples?
Of course I do, what sort of
****ing question is that?
Are you and as* or boo*s man? I could never tell.
Neither, im more of like an eyes and lips person. Not even gonna lie
are you and annie getting back together or?
Nah man, she's dating and i like someone
Omfg, it's 'downes'. D O W N E S. Jfc. anniedownes
Awwww ****, she's angry
thoughts on annie downs?
Annie is awesome.
Probs gonna have beers with her soon
Did you really **** Andre's girlfriend?
Nah man
Such a dog wow.
Holla holla
nigs, you cop alot of **** on here.
come camping and get on the good ****.
For shizzle
Hit me up!
Keen
You're more of a head case than me buddy haha anniedownes
Hahahahahaha I know this!
Chloe is a lovely girl, everyone leave her the **** alone and stop being ****s before I put you all in hospital.
No ones actually said anything about Chloe. Immm...
As if you made a Qoohme you f** BAHAHA anniedownes
Hahahahahahaha your a minor head case, nah I wanted hate and there was no better way.
As if you ****ed andre's girlfriend. Thats pretty dog man
Sorry andre'
New girl is like 197% better than Chloe sorry to say.
476% better.
ever get back with an ex? :')
Probably not man. Looking back. Their all ****ing head cases.
Seriously though zac.. Please.. Come.. Back to me
Nah soz babe
Witnessed it?
I saw her hold her own.
She's tiny but packs a mean ****ing kick man.
Michael is mine tell your mum to back the f off
No
Stalker ex girlfriends HAHA strange *****es
I know this hahaha
She means the world to me.
I'd do the whole hurt her and I hurt you thing but she holds her own pretty well.
I know she can. I whitenessed it hahahaaha.
She's pretty ace.
95% of what comes out of his mouth is bull**** and he doesn't give a **** about anyone but himself
I don't give a fick. He's been there through my darkest days and helped me out, hes a true friend.
I miss you licking my rim hasn't had a good clean in agers
Sorry man
Ages*
Shed make him your baby daddy
I know this
I love you so much
Whaddupppp Chloe
Why are you friends with andre? he's a piece of ****
ANDRES A ****ING BABE.
Yo I know this new girl you're talking about. Don't lose her. She's one of the best people I know.
Yeah I know this. Trust me.
She's pretty amazing.
I hope you get abola and die ****
Ebola** mitch **** off
You bring facial to a new meaning
I cant help the big load
Yes yes you are ****ing rad man! :)
Your not to bad yourself man!
And you used to squirt whipped cream from you an** cavity
Whipped cream is the ****
Why is it?
Because man, I just don't think she likes me.
I heart chloe used to pull an*** beads out of your arse?
Just throw a pinky in there, it's so good
Your the *** dumpster
Clearly, biggest sl. Ut i know
Your mum would go michael
I know she would. She would deffinatly give him one
How do you know she doesn't?
I don't know for sure that she doesn't like me.
But it's a sticky situation man.
Is she gonna be a rebound from Chloe?
She doesn't even like me man. Hahaah
And if something happens
She won't be.
So **** off with that one ***m dumpster
Who is it?
Just a person man. Hahaah
Why?
beep beep get the **** in my car
Done deal man
Your ex is ****ing crazy
I know this hahaha
What's the go with you and this new girl?
There is no new girl. I like someone but that's about it man.
You can never unlick a butt hole.
I don't intend on it baby.
You disgust me
Im such a filthy sl. Ut
Who did you want then?
Andre Hill
Thoughts on chloe
She's a heaps good chick, she just wasn't who I wanted
chloe was your rebound yea.?
Yeah nah oi
Small **** f**
That **** probably still made you ***m.
Why did you and chloe break up
My co. ck needs more variety
I heard chloe gave you pink eye?
Hahahahahahah oh yeah man, it was festy
I heard she was fat but had a nice rack?
Not true bro, they were all pretty rank
I hope someone ****s in Your eye
That's be ace bruv
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