363
Replies
you still alive..?
Still kickin
You just won $50 million from the lottery. What's next?
Buy bunnings, so all their snags are mine
What would you do if you only had 24 hours left to live?
Straight down to bunnings
What are you tired of seeing on social networks?
The depressing shît people share
Making a return to footy?
Made an early retirement
What is your purpose in life?
To cook fried chicken for the hungry
Which was the best year of your life so far, and why?
2012, year 8 was actually pretty good. Actually enjoyed school
Who are your closest mates
They know who they are
What's a lesson you learned the hard way?
Tried to ride a horse for the first time camping on beers probably
If you were suddenly elected president, what would be your first thing you do?
Town party, my shout
What do you silently judge people for?
Whatever I can find more or less
What is the most crushing thing anyone has said to you?
'The food is gone'
Are you dead?
Still kickin
What mistake will you never make again?
Goto a granny day celebration before work ?
Isabella Duncan?
We used to be pretty close, haven't seen or spoken to you in ages. Really nice, and pretty funny. Bit scared though, should talk soon.
Word around town is you're a scared piece of shít
Must of mistaken me for either Patrick Duffy or Jack Taylor.
thoughts on alex tatts
Love the bloke, one of my best mates. Funny as fck, always a highlight of the night xx
Only met you a couple of times, you seem really nice and pretty funny! Good taste in music, be good to get to know you better :)
What's the one moment in your life you wish was recorded?
gave Kyle $2 to let me push him down the underpass in a trolley ?
Why do you have that scar ?
Because Lachie Bedendo thought it would be alright to headbut me in the eye in the middle of footy ?
What do you not feel like doing today?
Work for 10 hours
Met you the other night, seem really nice and you're pretty funny
If you were God for a day, what would you do?
There would be no Jews
Really nice, good to be around. Funny, and loves the 80s ;) wish we were closer :)
How did you meet your bestfriend ?
In an alley before school one day. Been stuck with the cûnt ever since.
Who do people always say you look like?
Jesse Pinkman
Been good getting to know you over the last couple weeks! Good to be around, pretty funny. Good to be closer, pretty attractive
You haven't been in trouble with the law for this deed yet, Mr 37 ;)
I'm 21 years away from 37 dude. I'm only aged 16 silly
R we goin to jail Mr Aitken?
Never been in trouble with the law. It's against gods plan for me.
What would you rather do right now bong or beers?
Neither. I respect my liver.
You know who Zaccy boi
Legit don't, brains a little fuzzy
Is it true that you aspire to be manager of kfc worldwide so you can get chicken nuggets for free?
and popcorn chicken
You are so whipped ?
Aha, by who?
If you could forget one thing, what would it be?
Last night hahaha
Going back to school next year?
Sure am
Your most embarrassing moment ?
spewing on the front counter at work.
What got you upset recently?
Losing in UFC 3 today :(
If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which would you choose?
Everybody loves Raymond.
What are you currently worried about ?
Only 1 glass of orange juice left
What do you not like in a girl or people in general?
When their 2nd toe is long then their big toe. That just creeps me the fûck out.
Where do you want to be living in 10 years?
Africa with bottled water, so I can tip it out in front of the thirsty.
What was the happiest moment in your life?
winning the premiership this year by a point ?
How would your friends describe you?
'The bloke that chuffs like no other'
What are you passionate about?
Booing Adam Goodes
When was the last time you did something for the first time? What was it?
I was nearly as scared as Jayden watching the new Paranormal Activity a few weeks ago.
What was the last thing that got stolen from you?
My fûckin shoes
Only known you for a few weeks, and already so much has happened! You're funny asf and pretty cool! Have a pretty bad taste in music, so Pat and myself will control it from now on ;) no doubt I'll see you sometime this weekend! P.S, you can have that fûckin cat, I hate it
Do you sell drugs like weed?
Aha, no. Weed is not a 'drug' it's a plant. Therefore I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a florist. Lmao
A song you think is overated ?
That bullshît song, Hello.
Why is your nick name Pinkman?
The end of year 9 I shaved my head. Start of year 10, it was still really short. And everyone said I look like him. And I also don't mind the occasional meth hit.
I love pinkman ??
Thanks baby, I love me too! ? xx
How many doors do you have at your house?
To many to stumble through after beers.
Who's your ex
A disgusting fungas.
One word to describe your Ex
Gross
You and Issy getting pretty close again?
I don't know
How do you plan on ending this year ?
With a beer in one hand, pack of darts in the other, and a dart hanging in my mouth
What turns you off ?
Fàt chicks that wear leggings or short shorts. That's just filth.
What is your purpose ?
To drink beer then snooze to drink more beer.
How many kids would you like to have ?
1 boy named Luke. So I can look at him and say 'Luke, I am your farther.'
Only spoken to you a couple of times, but seem really nice! You're pretty funny aswell!
Brandon Bowen?
Good bloke, pretty funny. Went to primary school together. Brings the banta to class everyday I sit in.
Last text
Scaredest person alive
Ahh darren, always a pleasure to play football with you. Good lad, loves a verble fight on the field ;) game day speeches were always a blast ?
Good bloke, funny as fûck! Was good playing footy with ya x
Facorite singers/artists
Bon Jovi, Good Charlotte and INXS
How do you think you are most likely to die?
Drinking beers
What does success mean to you?
Downing a beer
Daniel larkings
Big dog, legend of a bloke. Funny as fûck, and good to work with. Loves a tin or 10 ;)
Was gonna use that $2 to get frozen coke, but someone stole em ;) haha, nah met you a few times, and your really nice. Good to get closer
Thoughts on me mr. Scared? issyforever
You are sooo scared, haha, your pretty cool. Pretty chilled and easy to talk to. Used to be pretty close, not so much anymore which s*cks.
Why are you special ???
Because I got austism.
Bullshît cünt you had sèx with Skye Schembri and Issy duncan don't deny it
Hahahaha, whatever helps you sleep at night anon.
Who have you fcked?
Nobody, it is a sin before marriage.
Who loves a dart?
who doesn't love a dart?
If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
Look son, if something is hard to do, then it's not worth doing it. Kick your feet up, have a beer and wait for someone else to do it.
Whats your addiction?
Meth and savage masturbatioñ.
Not even sure if I asked you but if I didn't thoughts on me brannan.duffy
Yeah, you did spud. Haha, good bloke. Funny as fûck, you're pretty scared though. Haha, need to have another night like we did at yours soon!
Your cousin said that you came on a girls t*** cause you didn't wear a condom? lol
Nah, wrap your stump before you hûmp.
What happened between you and Pat?
Don't really know, and don't really care tbh. Got no time for him anymore. It's a shame, but life goes on. :/
Snapchat name???
zacaitken
Roin bby, good bloke. Funny as fûck and one of my good mates. Loves a beer or 10. Shares the same outlook on predator that I do, so that's good ? much luv xxx
Who cracks your top 3 scaredest people?
That's a tough one, probably Jayden, Rory and Issy ✌️
Battery percentage on your phone?
Don't think anyone really gives a shît tbh.
Really nice, was good hanging out today! Easy to talk to and you're pretty funny. we gotta hang out some time listen to the 80s! Wish we were closer.
Howd you get scratches on your back ;))
I fell off my bike
What is your idea of living the good life?
Sitting under the sun sipping on gin and juice with an esky of beer.
How many hearts do you think you have broken ?
A few, my minecraft character copped it the worst though. Heart was broken like 20 times a day.
That's a lie, you thought it would have been okay to have a few beers before work... Until you vomited all over the counter
Aha, yeah that more or less sums it up.
Are you the one who rocked up to work blind drunk?
Incorrect, it was hayfever season. And I had a reaction to the medication. Just seemed like I was drunk
What is the most expensive thing you own ?
Iphone 6 which the piece of shît doesn't even work.
Alex Powell?
Answered this like a month ago you dumbaśs. Good bloke, good to work with, funny as fûck. Still love the way you bag your brothers girlfriend and her siblings.
Did you actually date for 6 years?
Hahah, no. Brother Riley is full of shît. Needs to lay off the crack. ;)
Tayla Ramsey? :)
Brother Riley's lover first. Nice, don't talk to her at all, haha
If money was no concern, what would you do for the rest of your life?
Pretty much what I do now. Fûck all.
Jackson Mcdonald?
Lol, fûck off. You're scared.
Do you smoke weed?
Sure, everyday at noon, I jump up walk outside pick one that's on my lawn, roll it up and smoke it. Sometimes I am lucky enough to get it in my garden. Don't have to walk as far then. lmao
VIEW MORE