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What is the happiest thing that has happened to you in the past 24 hours?
I found a guitar pick!
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What quote do you live by?
"It's better to love than to never love at all"- Yoko Ono
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What makes you genuinely happy?
Copious amounts of drugs
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What does everyone seem to enjoy except you?
Superhero Movies
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If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would it say?
Choking Hazard: Small Parts... :') ;)
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why are you amazing ?
Because I'm proud of who I am, and owning yourself is 80% of the game.
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What do you no longer waste time on?
The 30 minute wait you're meant to have after you eat if you want to go swimming.
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What do you need to get off your chest right now?
It'd be good to get the fat off of my chest.
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The secret to a good friendship is... ?
Respect. And mutually assured destruction.
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HOW R U? JafarMasani.Org
GOOD? HOW DOING U??
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What do you never plan on doing?
Being bo-.... aww heck.
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What do you want the most right now?
About 70% of these questions have the same answer. I may not type it, but inside, I know..
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What do you want for your birthday
The ability to manipulate minds
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What is one thing you know if you stopped doing, you would save so much money?
Being awake
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What could you talk endlessly about?
The way I fell in love with those eyes, and the laugh of an angel, and the way the smile centred the portrait of beauty, and the smooth skin brushing gently against mine, an-! Uhghh!!! I mean... guitars, yeah! Guitars is what I meant!!
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What specific thing do you dislike about people?
Their breathing, pulses, functionality. But seriously teen angst aside, most people are atleast 73% alright, and the other 27% are dog-kickers.
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What's the best luck you have ever had in your life?
Hehehe... *sigh*
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Who are you currently ignoring and why?
The voice in my head, he knows too much!
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What is something you need to get off your chest?
Fat mostly.
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sht. Do I know who I am tho?
Tbh who knows who's who these days. A mirror serves less as a reflection of who we are and more a reminderof who we were.
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What is on your mind?
You know who you are.
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What is in your pocket right now?
I am in a state of undress.
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Why are you happy today?
A crack pipe and old memories.
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What makes you instantly like a person?
Quick wits and quicker.... wits....... yeeepp.
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What is a waste of money to you?
Buying a Behringer product.
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What percentage is your phone's battery on right now?
116%
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What's a big turnoff on the first date?
When you hug and think "don't get a boner, don't get a boner" but she does.
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What is something that actually offends you?
Thieves.
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How much do you have in your bank account ?
What's you social security number? Full name, Date of birth, Name of residence?
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What do you think about the most ?
Her. Oh, and the faults in my musicality and how to improve them. :p
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A lot of women near you want $ex! Make sure yourself - sign up here http://tinyurl.com/jpm985f Miriam1982f
I'm sure they do but none of them want it from me.. :') *dies inside*
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What's pissing you off right now ?
Internal confliction
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Do you have Skype
I'll answer that with the assumption of your next question, to which I say Zavatage99 or Zekk Wold, one or the other.. I can't remember which.
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What would you change about your life?
Can we have a question not revolving around my issues?
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If you could reach into any movie and pull something out, what would you take?
All the money left on the floor in Kill Bill 2 after that one eyed ho kills Bill's bro and then gets double trouble when she turns into Stevie Wonder.
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What are you looking forward to in 2017?
METAL FOR MELBOURNE! 14TH OF JANUARY!! IT'LL BE FLIPPING WILD!!!
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What makes your life worth living?
Less than nothing.
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How was the year 2016 for you , so far ?
Lol i stuffed up
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What's the dumbest rumour you've ever heard about yourself?
I'm a stalker xD
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What's an instant turn off for you?
p****es.
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You have unlimited money. What's the first thing you do?
Bribe the police and basically close off the freeways/highways to me and a select group of friends to do racing in like Lamborghinis, Ferraris, Hyundais, Porsches, that sorta stuff.. WAIT NO, I'M GOING TO CREATE THE WORLDS GREATEST AMUSEMENT PARK!!
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What was the best decision of your life?
Fall in love with music! :D
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What will your child's name be ?
Oikunt, Akseedant, or Cleetus.
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What is the best piece of advice you've ever gotten?
"Don't give a fck about what anyone thinks of you, then you'll be alright"- Dad
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What's the weirdest thing you've caught someone doing?
Hehehe... you scurvy dog ;)
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What's it like to be you?
I wouldn't know.. *stares deep at reflection of an unfamiliar face with familiar features*
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What are you looking most forward to in 2017?
The same question for 2018
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What have you never truly gotten over?
I thoroughly dislike this question.
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Why are you not a millionaire?
My wallet keeps eating my money.
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You just won $50 million from the lottery. What's next?
50 million dollars worth of more lottery tickets.
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If you discovered a new island, what would you name it and why?
Dead Man's Asylum
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What or who , do you think about the most ?
Her
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What was the last lie you told?
Nice to meet you ;)
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What makes you instantly hate someone?
Skin colour. *long soulless stare*
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What makes you happy to be alive?
Heavy Metal & Mates /,,/
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Why are you ignoring the person you're ignoring right now?
Because I'm afraid of reality.
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What was your first kiss like?
Forbidden ;)
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What is one thing you wish everyone knew about you?
I am a lot more emotionally sentimental than the funnyman facade would show.
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What do you envy about the opposite $ex?
The ability to deal with my bullsht :')
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What's stopping you from being the best version of you?
Harambe's lack of pulse which cause me to be triggered by everything.
Or heaps of self loathing and hatred, regret for decisions that I can't take back etc.
But probs the Harambe thing
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What are you obsessed with right now?
Finishing a solo album. Probably have 3/5 of it all recorded and the rest is written, just waiting to record! :)
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What do you need to get off your chest?
A suicide bomb.
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What are you most afraid of losing?
My mind.
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What are you tired of seeing on social networks?
Ads for Sunnys, and political correctness.
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Which word do you misspell a lot ?
The rapist. *Cough* sorry I mean Therapist.
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Make a confession
I am the primary funder of terrorism.
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What is something very few people know about you?
I'm a tri$exual lizard.
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What is the most embarrassing thing you had to tell your parents ?
"I'm yours"
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What have you noticed about yourself recently?
Genital warts.
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What is your favourite slang word ?
Diddily
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Which trend are you not into ?
Most of them.
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How did your "crazy ex" become your "crazy ex"?
Stopped being "crazy current" :)
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Which was the best year of your life so far, and why?
1999, it was the beginning of the Fourth Reich, which the world will soon know.
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What causes you to stay up late?
an*** brutality.
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What do you want to hate, but can't?
The Holocaust
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Your current bank balance ?
Fallen over
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What are you tired of?
This cold, Orange guitar amps, and Apex.
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At what point did you realise you are attractive?
When I merged with an egg and was created.
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What would put a smile on your face today ?
Hanging out with my friends.
Or a mass genocide, never fails to warm my heart <3
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If you were suddenly elected president, what would be your first thing you do?
Throw a music festival at the park with the Washington Monument
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What do you silently judge people for?
They're grammar skills:
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What is good in your life right now?
Everything somehow.
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What is the most crushing thing anyone has said to you?
Meteor Anvil. Pretty crushing.
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What will you be doing in next hour ?
Stopping, as it is hammer time.
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What did you last Google ?
"How to delete my browser history "
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What or who are you obsessed with right now?
Stand up comedy <3
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What is something that people might not like about you?
My existence, my voice, my presence, me. :p
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What is your biggest fear?
Irreversible nerve damage in my hands.
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What's the craziest rumor you've heard about yourself?
I couldn't pick winners xD
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What was the last movie you watched? What'd you think of it?
Carl Baron - One Ended Stick.
I loved it, I love any good standup :)
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What's one thing you wish you could do every single day?
Wake up to *your* face
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What would make your day?
A reason to smile
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Whats annoying you right now?
Airplane food
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What mistake will you never make again?
Getting HIV
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If you could only wear one piece of clothing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
My jeans <3 Metal forever. /,,/
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You are offered a pill that makes you 25% more intelligent but permanently removes your hair including eyebrows. Do you take it?
I'd rather be a $exy retard, instead of an ugly one.
Besides, 0 + 25% = 0
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What was the best compliment you've ever received?
"Kill Yourself"
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What's the last thing you do before sleeping?
Scream out the rage of a long anger filled day, fooling Japan into thinking that Godzirra has returned.
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What was your first relationship like?
What *is...
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Why aren't you famous?
I haven't made a $ex tape.