Zalunga Khanyile
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Do you like dark skinned boys?
YES! They're beautiful. ?
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Profile picture on point!?
Thank you ? x
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Who's your bf and why would they date you? You're not even pretty. It won't last.
Oh , that's why he's been trying to get my attention for a year and a bit ? . It's actually none of your business who he is and yes , I'm not pretty . He thinks the word "pretty" is and I quote "an understatement of note to use to describe me" . Besides what he thinks , I know for a FACT that I wouldn't have have attracted him with just my looks because I have much more to offer than that . So do me a favour and build yourself before you attempt to throw shade . ??
So , who's the "stallion" ? ?
Bae .
K , bye . ✌
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Haaayyy , plus-sized beauty ?!!!
Hey , anonymous . ? I wish I knew who you were ❤ !
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How do you think the world will end?
The human race will kill each other all at once .
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Just be straightforward. Are you with somebody or not?
I don't see why I have to answer this but I will , just to humour you . Yes , I am with somebody x
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Those boo*s and that A$$ are out of this world. Is it real ? Can it be tested ?
What the fck ? You compliment me then you ask if it's real. They are 100% authentic. I don't get why it's so difficult to believe that an African girl can have amazing curves that are real. And no , they can definitely not be tested by you , thank you . Stay in your lane!
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What's the craziest rumor you've heard about yourself?
I've been called a homewrecker . ?
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Heard you were twerking all over his **** at F_Ink.
I wasn't even at F_Ink , bru ? ! I don't know who or what you think I am because I don't twerk on anybody's anything . I value my body too much to let unworthy hands and parts touch it ☺ .
Short hair steez though!
You don't know me, but just know that you're my wife??
Anonymous , honey . ? You are so sweet , but I am nobody's wife just yet , boo . ? x
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What was the last movie you watched? What'd you think of it?
Allegient .
It was incredible .?
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You are offered a pill that makes you 25% more intelligent but permanently removes your hair including eyebrows. Do you take it?
No , it's not worth it .
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Your opinions make me question my way of thinking . How do you do that ?
I don't know , gee ? . DM me x
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What was the best compliment you've ever received?
The best compliments are the ones I receive on anything else other than my looks.
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What's the last thing you do before sleeping?
Reply to the messages on my phone .
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Nolwandle Ntsele ?
That's my lover , bru . ?
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Has he tapped yet ?
Has who tapped what ?
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What was your first relationship like?
No comment ?? !
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I love the how you're so proudly African. At least I'm not only one who hates weaves. ? Short hair looks good on you ❤
Africa is where I'm from , so it is my absolute pride - thank you , my love . ? Goodness - no . I don't hate weaves! I just don't put them on my own head simply because my natural hair holds a dear spot in my heart. I'm not saying I'll never have a weave on in the future though - no . I'm not against them at all . ☺ Thank you so much , babe . Please DM me - I'd really like to know who you are . ?
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What's the worst decision you've ever made?
Too deep to share . ✌
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Which car would you buy if you are extremely rich?
A Matte Black Mercedes AMG GT . ?
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0615644398. Add me on Whatsapp.
Woah - jumping the gun much ? Who even are you ?
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Thick mami! Damn though. Whoever's hitting that blessed af ??.
Haha . ? Thank you very much . ?
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What is the most money you've ever spent at once and on what ?
R2 200 was spent on dinner with one person ? .
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Curvy Girl Nation! REPRESENT! You know who this is. ?
?Love yaaahhh!
#The RealMVP ?
Haha ? !! I definitely know who this is! ?
Thank you , babes. ?
I love you too ❤❤❤ .
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Where you been ? Don't see you out anymore. Been hoping to tho.
Anonymous , my bru ! ? I'm still adjusting to Matric , so that's been keeping me buried under tons of work but you will see me around ? x
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What's something everyone likes but you hate with a passion?
Beans - I just can't .
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Why do you like politics?
I'm passionate about it as I believe it's the one way I can inflict positive change . I learnt a lot growing up and its the reason I desire to study it further to do just that .
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Which talent you wish you had ?
Dancing , hula-hooping and playing the piano .
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Where's Ernie?
I don't know - I'm not his keeper , my guy . Message him and find out .
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Please answer nicely. Would you ever get back together with Sbusiso?
I won't be rude - relax . Honestly , I wouldn't simply because it was very draining . We still talk occasionally , but that ship has definitely sailed .
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What are you doing after high school ? Gap year or nah ?
The plan is to study further at a university and gap year ? Nay , bru .
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What's the one moment in your life you wish was recorded?
There's way too many .
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What turns off the most about a guy ?
Bad breath , arrogance and if they have either a gold or silver tooth/teeth .
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What was the best thing that happened to you today?
That requires some thinking because a lot happened today .
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Why do you have that scar ?
Let's just say - I'm a daredevil when I want to be .
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Khoza brothers ?
The fck are they ? ?
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Since it's Matric '16, who's your partner to your Matric Dance ?
I have plenty of time before then but I have no clue yet , bru ? .
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Which school do you go to ?
Curro Embury College .
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What do you not feel like doing today?
Wasting time.
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What are you obsessed with?
Any positive change I can inflict .
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When was the last time you got angry and why?
It's been a while because I never get angry .
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haibo this btch !!
what the actual fck !! Firstly she's anonymous so I don't see why we need to take her seriously & secondly she can't even spell and yet she's hating !! She's prolly failing English at school
ilysm❤ nothando.ntuli
You know ? !! She must stop thinking that I need her validation to look the way I do . If she can't stand the fact that I'm beautiful , then she must sit the fck down and read a dictionary !! Thank you , baby ? . I love you so much more ? .
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Zalunga, you are gorgeous, mami ❤❤.
Thank you. ? x
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Btch stop thinking you the sht you aint sht , you actually look like a fcking boy . And stop going around saying you thick cause you are fat and are going to die of cholestriole soon .
Here we go ? ! Firstly , it's CHOLESTOROL . You need to know the difference between fat and thick . Fat has no shape - thick is when curves are in the right places . I have curves , honey . I'm voluptuous I am the sht though . I'm a plus-sized model . If I looked like a boy , that wouldn't have happened . Ever heard of Curvy Girl Nation ? Your boyfriend has been blowing my phone - tell him to stop please. ?
Don't get confident. You're nothing special.
This is pathetic because I actually know who this is ? ! Don't look at me and think about you , boo . I'm the sht - I know you know it because you've seen me ? . Now , run along to your friends and gossip about me ? x
Think I spotted you at Hlela's pool party. Were you there?
Yes , I was there . Not for long though .
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You have a bad A$$!!!!!
Thank you ? .
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How did you meet your bestfriend ?
I met her in a hip-hop dance session in Primary School in Grade 4 .
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yes , you do look like Toya babe !!! ❤❤❤ nothando.ntuli
So I've been told ? !! I'm glad you see it too ? . Thank you , baby . Ily ?? .
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You're pretty :)
Thank you , anonymous ♡ .
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Merry Christmas ♡ x nothando.ntuli
Merry Christmas to you too , my beautiful girl! ilysm ♡ x
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The biggest fckboy award this year ?
Heh ! That's a tough one . There's too many . I can't pick one .
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Ur face says btch n ur a fattie. Then u think niggas want u. Shame.
You clearly don't know me , boo . I may have a so-called "btchy" look on my face , but I'm actually not a btch at all . When you say "fattie", I know you mean a thick, typically African-shaped and beautiful body so does your nigga. Wipe the drool off the side of his lips after you tell him not to stare at me so much .
If you could forget one thing, what would it be?
Nothing at all .
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Your current mood ?
On top of the world !
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Last song you played before replying to this ?
Tell Your Friends - The Weeknd
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Where are you from?
I'm from Eshowe, but I live in Durban . Guess you could call me a "farm girl" .
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U greeted me wit such an attitude on Sunday night nd ur not even all that! I can squeeze dat ads kungabi indaba zamuntu.
What the fck ? Don't mistake me with the girls that allow you to do that because I am definitely not one of them!
haibo . ithini lenja oe . Umuhle wena freh #Team thick❤ nothando.ntuli
Angimazi nami! Thank you, baby girl! See you soon - I love you. ♡
When fat btchs think dey in our level and wanna flirt with waiters 4rm Rocomamas. I c u, gal.
Firstly, please get with the times and use proper vocabulary when you either text or write in English. Secondly, if you think you're throwing shade, you are certainly going about it the wrong way! Thirdly, I don't know if you know this, but honey, I'm thick - not fat! If my presence intimidated you this much, at least be honest and don't talk sht! I don't know what it is that you saw because I was with my girls so you need to get your head and your eyes checked! If you SEE* me, you would know how many heads I turn, okay ? ;)
How long did your last call last?
30 seconds .
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Your most embarrassing moment ?
I've had quite a few, but I can't pick one .
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What are you terrible at ?
I'm terrible at giving directions!
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What are you addicted to?
I don't have an addictive personality so I guess I'm not really addicted to anything ☺ .
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Who do you look up to and why ?
I look up to my very own mother. She defines everything I want to be in a woman.
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Would you rather be ugly and live forever or Hot and live for a year ?
Ugly and live forever.
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Would you sleep with your friend ?
Uhm .. No ?
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Which movie s*cked for you this year ?
None, yet.