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dem t***ies?
Mmm
Zisos replied
3314 days ago
How's the MMR going?
Road to 4k had slight setback today due to Aussie servers and their general floppyness. Resulted in -1 for the day
Zisos replied
3365 days ago
Whats your favourite feature on the opposite $ex?
redheads pleasssssssse. 10 of them
Which song do you think you repeated the most ?
Farewell Ballad - Zakk Wylde
Zisos replied
3416 days ago
If you could add a feature to qooh.me what would that be?
Machine guns.
Zisos replied
3478 days ago
Money or Loyalty ?
Money can buy loyalty... In most cases...
Zisos replied
3495 days ago
Best compliment you have ever received ?
'Zisos, you're just a Eternal *ex God sometimes. You know?'
Zisos replied
3505 days ago
What do you spend your money on the most ?
More money.
Zisos replied
3511 days ago
thoughts on trav?
Nice fresh haircut. And I think he should be hit by a bus too.
Zisos replied
3511 days ago
What is the biggest frustration you’re facing now?
Would love some steady internet. And pizza shapes? People. Barbecue shapes are just better. FACT
Zisos replied
3512 days ago
Thoughts on feminism?
Probably not what you want to hear but I hear tons more guys complaining about feminism then I hear about actual feminism. Probably because I don't really know any girls but sure.
Zisos replied
3512 days ago
How do you deal with failure?
Giving up.
Zisos replied
3514 days ago
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=465918563585346
I learnt allot from this do***entary.
Zisos replied
3515 days ago
Riki is my only love mate
f**.
Zisos replied
3515 days ago
I ****ing hate you Zisos.
You would pick riki, Julian.
Zisos replied
3515 days ago
name someone that easily pisses you off...
It used to be Julian. We had like a best friend relationship %20 of the time and the other %80 we wanted to kill eachother. Well worth. And anyway! That all changed the day Julian delete Dota 2 (google it) like me and Jack told him to. Now I want him back on Dota because I need that 'I want to kill you but you're a great mate relationship.'
People that piss me off? None worth talking about really. <-- Sorry if I pissed anyone off while writing that.
Zisos replied
3515 days ago
What one thing do you want the other person to do that would fix things between you?
Exist?
Zisos replied
3516 days ago
what are you doing with your life atm
Gaming! HAH! Tafe has been biggest change, It's a breath of fresh air as apposed to school.
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3516 days ago
insects have taken over the world, you hide in a cave for the rest of your life.... what 3 things would you like the ultimate supply of?
Insect repellant grenade launcher...? Fire and water. Diet of squashed bugs?
Zisos replied
3571 days ago
Name anyone you dated in the past ?
Josh Novak
Zisos replied
3575 days ago
If money was no object, what would you do all day?
What a ****en corrupt world.
Zisos replied
3583 days ago
What was your last dream about ?
That robot from lost in space and jack turned Into a koala.
Zisos replied
3595 days ago
The best movie in 2014 for u ?
X men, hunger games. Feckin' 'everything is awesome' bull****.
Zisos replied
3595 days ago
The best song in 2014 for you ?
Least bad? Um.
Zisos replied
3602 days ago
What did you get for christmas ?
50bucks from nan and a nice lunch. Hah.
Zisos replied
3604 days ago
Merry Christmas you ****ing **** ***** **** **** I will **** your mum with **** and **** **** blue berries.
**** you bic! I no you see me ****ING door to door sometime! You ***** **** watch it, K?
Zisos replied
3605 days ago
Who would you take a bullet for?
No one. I'd just take the bullet, thanks.
Zisos replied
3607 days ago
1v1 me
You sure m8? You got no fans.
Zisos replied
3622 days ago
Bæ
Wow there.
Zisos replied
3622 days ago
Heyyyyyy babyyyyy
I love u
Zisos replied
3625 days ago
Lel, scared of me are you? I'll show you what scary really is. >:D
This scares me.
Zisos replied
3625 days ago
Keen?
Feck you. Stuff this ****!
Zisos replied
3627 days ago
What is your biggest fear?
Probably Julian when he gives me that look.
Zisos replied
3627 days ago
U wot m9 I'll smack you right in the gabber
Talk tough to me, keyboard warrior! I'll shove your foot up ya as* and leave you in the forest to try and find your way back home, you prick!
Zisos replied
3627 days ago
Do you want to make the *ex with me?
Buy me dinner.
Zisos replied
3627 days ago
Bahaha but seriously: I'll s*ck your **** for some chicken strips at the canteen.
That's some pretty weird raunchy $hit and all you want is some cricken strips?
Zisos replied
3634 days ago
What's your favorite fashion item ?
Nipple piercing a fashion item?
Zisos replied
3634 days ago
I instill terror in the bleeding hearts of men, my iron fist is controlled by a mind of malice, terror and above all else, an unquenchable desire to oppress.
I am Georgia.
Bahaha you're a prick.
Zisos replied
3637 days ago
What is your bank balance ?
It's full.
Zisos replied
3640 days ago
How long do you want to live?
Long enough to do enough.
Zisos replied
3643 days ago
Your dream Job?
I wan to b a famous.
Zisos replied
3646 days ago
ZISOS
He's a jet.
Zisos replied
3647 days ago
For six months and six months only, would you have *ex with any woman or man in your case and they would instantly say yes however after six months, you could no longer have *ex.
What the hell? Hah! This you Trav?
Zisos replied
3760 days ago
What happens when I lose one of my white friends in the snow?
These questions s*ck.
Zisos replied
3762 days ago
What makes people boring?
Lack of facial hair.
Zisos replied
3764 days ago
Would you rather live in a world of pokemon but only be able to catch magikarp or encounter 10,000 zubats before getting your first gym badge.
Nothing wrong with a couple magikarps...
Zisos replied
3767 days ago
Do you think qooh me should make an app?
As long as there are no annoying noises and it doesn't tell me to rate it every fecking time I open it.
Name a person you lied to today
The holy spirit.
Zisos replied
3767 days ago
How many buttons do you have to button on a two button suit?
Is this a reverse trick question?
Zisos replied
3774 days ago
what do u think sloth would taste like??/?
You try.
Zisos replied
3778 days ago
would u rather eat a sloth or be eaten by a sloth?
I'd eat the sloth an all his friends.
Zisos replied
3779 days ago
The 'Missus'?
What 'Missus'?
Zisos replied
3780 days ago
1 1 =
What the poo?
Zisos replied
3780 days ago
what do you think will be ur last words?
Caravan Kids.
Zisos replied
3780 days ago
watermelons are pretty kewl, right?
Spelt it wrong, bro.
Zisos replied
3780 days ago
what the **** is a zebie?
A Zebra! My old footy club. Who are you not to know that?
Zisos replied
3780 days ago
I remember you from primary school, you're pretty cool
Hah. Inbox me. I have some unfinished business. About a week ago I found a red balaclava that I think might belong to Sam C from camp week away. Haha. Also have to come down and see how the Zebies are going.
Sweg *****es
Sure!
Zisos replied
3782 days ago
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Enough?
Zisos replied
3782 days ago
Tuna tomato pasta grade 5
Now wait a fecking minute... 0-o
Zisos replied
3782 days ago
I'm too *exy for you!
Now who could this be?
Zisos replied
3782 days ago
Favourite song of all time?
You lie...
AAHOOOOO werewolves of london
Haha, It's up there.
Zisos replied
3782 days ago
Fender or Gibson?
Gibson. Am wanting a whammy bar at the moment though.
Zisos replied
3782 days ago
favorite song of all time?
Jack White - I Fought Piranhas
Zisos replied
3782 days ago
. . .
Zisos replied
3861 days ago
Who would you date? Ali, Lauren, Brooke, Olivia or Georgia
Lauren.
Zisos replied
3861 days ago
Hi it's Mandeep
Ugh! Kill it with fire.
Zisos replied
3885 days ago
Do you like saganaki?
I'm greek.
Zisos replied
3885 days ago
What is in your Ctrl V?
Rewind?
Zisos replied
3897 days ago
Speaking of Irish people, how are those relatives going? haha
Still trying to keep them busy. Haha. It's hard work.
Zisos replied
3897 days ago
Favourite joke?
A sober Irishman.
Zisos replied
3897 days ago
Preferred music genre?
Blues/Rock
Zisos replied
3897 days ago
Okay, so you've got the power to banish your most hated nemesis on a desert island with three things. What are those three things?
Sandwich press, bottle of brandy and a wooden leg.
Zisos replied
3897 days ago
If you drank a vial of liquid luck which gave you an hour of pure luck, what would you do in that hour?
Cricket. Haha
Zisos replied
3897 days ago
What happened at Brooke's party?
Scrabble and red cordial.
Zisos replied
3897 days ago
Who makes you happy?
The Easter Bunny.
Zisos replied
3897 days ago
Apart from our girlfriend, do you like anyone?
OUR!?
Zisos replied
3897 days ago
Do you have a man-crush?
Message me. <3
Zisos replied
3897 days ago
If you had a baby, what would you call it?
Guys don't have babies.
Zisos replied
3897 days ago
Are you hormonal?
If you like.
Zisos replied
3897 days ago
I want you inside of me
So sweet. xoxox
Zisos replied
3897 days ago
Come into my swamp and we can have a little kadoodle ;)
Yum yum.
Zisos replied
3897 days ago
Max: "hey
Wazup.
Zisos replied
3897 days ago
CORT
Dirty minded, I like it.
Zisos replied
3897 days ago
BROOKE
Super rude, looks like a barnyard animal.
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3897 days ago
OLIVIA
Xbox is lyf.
Zisos replied
3897 days ago
Lauzzaaaa ✌️
F A G
Zisos replied
3897 days ago
ALABAMABINO
Cool as fak.
Zisos replied
3897 days ago
MAX
Thinks he can ball. Thinks we're friends.
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3897 days ago
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Aye yew got your qoohme beck.
Indeedy.
Zisos replied
3897 days ago
Jack
Viper noob, buy bloodstone.
Zisos replied
3897 days ago
Why'd you delete all of the recent questions?
I didn't, they some how got sent back into the inbox. I'll answer them all again tomorrow.
Zisos replied
3898 days ago
u r human.
Kinda, I'm a sasquatch.
Zisos replied
3980 days ago
whats your favourite type of flower?
The ones that don't make my nose itch and make me cry so much I have trouble seeing.
Zisos replied
3980 days ago
when did ya last talk to lemon?
When she was begging me not to take her life.
Zisos replied
3980 days ago
do u remember that song? with those words?
*ex bomb *ex bomb,
baby you the only one?
Zisos replied
3980 days ago
whats you favourite colour and why?
Brown, because no one likes brown.
Zisos replied
3980 days ago
can you balance on a cricket ball while knitting a jumper and eating ice-cream??
Just the icecream part.
Zisos replied
3981 days ago
how are your holidays going?
Pretty good thenks, nice and lazy. ;)
Zisos replied
3981 days ago
99 bottles of beer on the wall
:') *hi five*
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