Zoe Higgins
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To the ladies: your type of guy?
Josiah
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we should be friends
We SHOULD be friends! Inbox me bruh
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The biggest mistake you made in your life?
Once I dropped toast and it landed on the peanut butter side
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how many times a month do you have *ex
More than you could ever imagine. Don't you worry your head with this unfathomable number
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Why don't they say make sure the short crust pastry is higher than the edges of the pie tin, instead of trim to the edge? The pastry always shrinks down and the pie case is too shallow!!!!
I don't know man. Truth be told, I have to make gluten free pastry because intolerant brothers. The rules are different in the wheat free world
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do you know the muffin man?
Why of course I know the muffin man. He was the one who was eating curds an whey... Or did he fall off of the wall? Wait, maybe his porridge was far to cold?
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If Japan continue whaling, what measures do you think the rest of the world should take that would be effective?
I'm going to be a total **** and don't hate me. It's just, I don't know much about that at all. I remember when I was in japan I thought I was eating fish, which they late told me was whale. But that's really it. I like to concern myself with one broad issue at a time. And for me, that's human equality. It's not as if I don't care about whaling, it's just not my primary concern
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Help what can i do I'm bored
Read a book or my uninteresting answers to good questions
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Why did the government almost instantly pass legislation when a young man was tragically killed as a result of random street violence, and yet women are killed at the hands of their (male) partners almost every week, but nothing is done to protect them?
Good question, and something I know very little about. I know that Natasha Despoja, the Australian Ambassador for Women and Girls, says that it's considered Australia's "dirty little secret". People don't actually know. It's heavily hidden and that's because people don't know how to stop it. The fact has remained for decades (probably centuries) that I am more likely to be raped or killed by a family member than anyone else because I am female. And what can you do about it? I'd hope that it'll one day change, and that you and I are both alive to see it
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Do you like your boyfriend's family? My boyfriend's family is super demanding of me. Urgh.
The thing is... Well... Family isn't always easy. I think there is a slight issue with religion, but it doesn't matter. It's annoying, I know. I get that. Thing is, josh, to me, is worth any crap I get. Figure out if that's the same for you :)
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I LOVE YOU THE MOST ZOE :****** bernadettehelleren
Nah girly I love you da most
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Do you like it when sloths go in dry?
I am genuinely concerned for you
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milk
Sultana bran. Maybe. I don't know
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How much time is too much time to spend with your boyfriend?
Haha oh my gosh. As if I'm qualified for love advice. It depends who you are I think. Before josh and I both got super busy, we'd see each other every day. After school, on weekends, during breaks at work, at gym. Everywhere. It works for us, I guess we both just want to see each other a lot. But every relationship is different. We hate being apart but it sometimes gets to a point where it's even obsessive because going a week without each other becomes difficult. I know older couples who don't want to live together because seeing each other once a week or fortnight works for them. Do what makes you happy, as long as you have strong communication and it works for both of you. That's all josh and I do really, we just tell each other what we want.
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I think your profile picture is cute for reals xxx bernadettehelleren
I think you are cute for reals :) so excited to see you on Wednesday
The worst thing that happend to you this week?
*falls into doorknob at Bernie's*
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Lurrrrve ya bernadettehelleren
Laaaaaaaaaarrrrrrveeeee
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I really love your answer to that political question. Also no response is poor if it is your honest opinion :)
Who are you good question person?
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hand or head?
I don't understand the question? I guess I'd like pick up food with my hands and then eat them with my head? Also I couldn't talk with my hands... I don't know sign language. I guess hands don't need make up or hair doing though... Hmmmmm... I guess hands win over all. Hope this helps :)
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Would you accept a compliment if it was, "I am impressed and inspired by your excellent response to that political question"?
To me that's a pretty fantastic compliment because I thought my response was pretty poor :) thanks
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What's your view on the Australian government only having one female cabinet member and a male Primeminister self appointing himself as the minister for women?
Oh god this is where I have to come off as smart. Okay, so this is my basic idea of women's rights in general. People get ****ty, because they say "we" are asking too much. But it's still completely true that one woman is killed by her domestic partner in Australia each week, that there are significantly less women parliamentarians than men and that the social expectation that women are the "caretakers" and men the "workers" still stands. In no way do I believe that women should be handed anything. If a man is more eligible than a woman for a position (eg. A cabinet member) then so be it. But, the simple idea that a woman is to carry child, give birth to child, and then also expected to take leave to look after the child, makes men more eligible in general. Women between certain age are less likely to be hired for anything due to the probability that she will have a child. Dudes, take leave for once :) I just would like to see no bias or expectations of either gender I guess
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I don't have a question, I just wanted to say that you're beautiful but I'm too much of a nervous prick to say my name. <3
Hmmmmmmm... Boyfrand/galfriend you are lovely. There will never be a day where it ceases to amaze me that somebody finds me beautiful so thank you :) inbox me if you want
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The most boring person you know?
Definitely Bernie she's ****
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Wow whoever is asking for her bra colour and size **** off, Zoe has made clear that ur piss her off, I don't know Zoe at all really but she doesn't need to be harassed for personally info + she seems like a nice person and does deserve these types of questions
Thanks. I guess I'm not really that pissed off, more just fascinated. That other wordy answer was literally just for people that don't understand my sarcasm. It's a little guide for people who are expecting me to answer the questions with "I'm not wearing a bra ;)" or "josh and I once snorted caine off of each other's backs". The plain truth is that I don't need alcohol, drugs or nakedness to have a good time. Just friends and, occasionally, a website where people can anonymously ask questions :)
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do you regret doing this?
Nah. It was mainly so I could ask people things with my own name so I wasn't coming across as a creep to my own friends. It's served it's purpose. It's actually very interesting to me, the questions. People have such a fascination with boo*s. It's almost like they have never heard of the internet?
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Why is your photo sideways?
Because I can't figure out how to get it the right way up! Please help me it's killing me inside I feel like an old person learning to use the internet!
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And why did you say Josiah knows what colour your bras are?
Are all of these the same person? I feel like my sarcasm isn't really coming across. If this is the case, let me make things very clear: I have stupid answers for stupid questions. Josiah doesn't know my bra colour. The idea is that he would probably be the last person to know my bra colour because he isn't weird enough to ask. Campbell doesn't know my bra size, though I'd be happy to tell him my bra size. The point isn't that I'm not willing to disclose my bra size. The real point is that I don't want to be graded on it. Whether I was an A cup or a triple Z cup, it wouldn't change who I was as a person, and I like my body as it is without having a number or a letter or a ranking system on it. As for my personal *ex life, well that one is a no brainer. Not a word of a lie, Campbell, Bernadette, Molly and Thomas would all be able to tell anyone they liked if I was a virgin or if I wasn't but they don't discuss me at all because they are people I trust. And people's interest in it beyond baffles me. I am explaining this now, so I can go on answering questions sarcastically without too much confusion, I hope this helps :)
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How come you keep saying you and Campbell are secret lovers?
To be clear, I'm the only one saying we are secret lovers. And it's because I've never been good at keeping secrets
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list everything you and josh have done
Okay. We have been to the movies together, we've been to dinner a couple of times. Once he took me for a picnic and then I took him skydiving. A lot of the time we play Lego marvel superheroes but sometimes FIFA. Other times we watch doctor who. Sherlock, or some other TV show that we are into at the time. I met his family and they spelt my name Zowie on an Easter egg, and when he met mine my mum called him pretty. This isn't everything we have ever done in two fantastic years, but I hope it's a suitable description for your curious self :)
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What are you doing Zoe? Its Ryan Addison btw
I am watching new girl and messaging Campbell. And qooh me (you've kind of defeated the purpose :P)
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can you take off your bra without taking off your shirt?
It's a woman's skill
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Hello
Well hi there :) good question
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Why does Campbell know your bra size
Haven't you heard? We are secret lovers.
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Bra colour
Refer to Josiah for bra colour
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Bra size
Refer to Campbell for bra size
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You're so nice and sweet !! Also your hair is fab
That's because I destroy it to try to make it look decent. But thank you, you're fab x
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STAHP WITH THE VIRGINITY QUESTIONS OMFGAWSH bernadettehelleren
People be cray Bernie. Next they'll ask if I rinse and repeat or what my favourite colour is. Weird, because none of them really matter or change their lives in anyway :)
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Waddup?
Brew wad is up with you? I am fantastical, thanks
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Your hot
Ahh well thanks, at least one person thinks so
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dammm gurrllll you be one fine piece of as* *said in american accent* bernadettehelleren
Brrrrrrrrrooooooo you think you can get a piece of this?! *gestures chandler bing style*
So I heard you love pineapple on pizza...
DO NOT GET MY STARTED ON PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL STRAWBERRIES IN YOUR LASAGNE
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Is it bad that I am sitting here refreshing the page and obsessively waiting for more questions? ZoeHighig
Yes you should probably go and get a life. Why are you even still sitting at school anyway? Your obsession with school and extra curricular is astounding. Go home.
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You just owned him or her
Thank you? I feel like really I'm just awful and people perceive that as "owning"
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What would you do with a million dollars ?
I'd like to say that id do something selfless like give it all to charity. But, in reality, I'd probably just promise a million people a share of my winnings
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Are your boo*s still huge? Haven't seen you in like 2-3 years
DOUBLE WOW! I've lost weight since then. But, to be clear, my boo*s are mine, my boyfriends, Molly's and Thomas' business.
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you have a nice bod and legs, just sayin :)
Laughing. But thank you, I'm basically certain that you are mind blowingly stunning
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How's ur life going ? #first
Yup. It's good. #cleverhashtag
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Why did you get back with josh after year 9?
Straight to the big questions, huh? I don't know man. I knew it was the right decision for me. I know now that it is. My general rule is that everyone makes mistakes. I forgive once.