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Whats your favourite feature on the opposite $ex?
a big wallet
Describe your life in 3 words
disappointment, procrastination, preposterousness
What's your blog?
unpreferably
What are you doing tonight?
painting painting and more painting
Why should people love you ?
i have a very large inheritence in my future $$$
What is the greatest thing about being single ?
all of it
Is your year going great ?
not even my life is going great
How do you want people to treat you ?
however they want to cause then i know who to cut out of my life lmaoooo
Rate yourself out of 10
-6, maybe -5.9 on a good day
What type of people bore you ?
straight white middle class men
What do you hate about yourself ?
my extreme lack of motivation and abundant commitment issues
Which movie s*cked for you this year ?
NOT JURASSIC WORLD I CAN TELL YA THAT
What activity always makes you lose track of time?
literally all of them
If your bank account had a mood ,what mood would it be in right now?
suicidal
If you had to get Married at the age made up by the last two Digits of your phone number How old would u be?
... 10
Who was your first crush ?
beast boy from teen titan i'm so deadass serious right now too
What was your first cellphone ?
oh my god the pink dinosaur
Favourite Zodiac sign?
pisces or aquarius
B like Bieber or B like Beethoven?
b like beatles
What's your tumblr?
unpreferably
Top 10 favorite songs?
eleanor rigby- the beatles, comfortably numb- pink floyd, that's where you're wrong- arctic monkeys, diet mnt dew- lana del rey, dazed and confused- led zeppelin, all to myself- marianas trench, people are strange- the doors, mr. brightside- the killers, no control- one direction, irresistable- fall out boy
Highlight and lowlight of your week?
highlight was this weekend because adventures w friends and there actually wasn't really a lowlight it was a pretty successful week
What would make you happy?
$800,000,000
Best day of your life?
tie between my first one direction concert and meeting matt smith
Why is your dad arrested?
none of your business tbh
So your dad is arrested now?
yup!!!
A friend you once had a crush on ?
everyone from rosedale has the same answer to this
I am a okay-looking middle class man, will you marry me?
OKAY-LOOKING IS GOOD ENOUGH
Would like $1?
ABSOLUTELY
What's your favourite season?
SPRING
What's your favourite colour?
BLUE
What questions do you wish someone would ask?
what's your favourite colour? what's your favourite season? would you like $1,000,000? i am an attractive rich man, will you marry me?
iPhone,ipad and ipod users ,are you using IOS7 or IOS8 ?
i communicate via smoke signal
Are you and ethan dating?
no mom
Someone who likes you
then message me or talk to me at school and we'll see
Who do you like?
depends who's asking
What gives you peace?
LITErallY NOtHing MY LIFE IS A MEss
Did you go to school today?
for the first two periods lmao at least i tried
What do you spend your money on the most ?
paint and makeup
What is the biggest frustration you’re facing now?
ZAYN MALIK LEFT ONE DIRECTION
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
idk if i should be offended or impressed
What would you suggest everyone try ?
reading
What is the greatest pleasure on earth?
a brand new book or finding good music or adventures with hannah
What do you do friday nights?
either hangout with friends or hangout with f•r•i•e•n•d•s
Hardest thing you've done?
dyed my hair from blue to black, broke my heart
Best compliment you've received?
today my locker neighbour told me i look on point every day and i shed a tear
Just saying what you always say
i'm allowed to insult myself but you're not allowed to insult me this is basic knowledge
You fail at a lot
thanks for the support good job on being a decent human being!!!!!
If you could take 5 books to a deserted island, what books would you take?
hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, the green mile, 100 great events that changed the world, eragon, a clockwork orange
How do you deal with failure?
i wouldn't know because i do not fail
Who do you envy and why ?
nobody
Because maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my wonderwall
oasis, nice
I've been going to school with you for years so I do know
oh yeah and i bet you were able to perfectly gauge my personality just from how i behave in school, especially rosedale
What do you hate the most in the world?
hypocrites
What do you plan on doing after highschool?
traveling for a year then getting a degree in art
You lie a lot
yes i'm sure you know so much about me based solely off my qoohme
Just drink Starbucks while you paint and BAM back to being a hipster!
i don't like starbucks fight me
Way too mainstream
oh i'm sorry i like traveling to south africa to save the ****in penguins
Whats your favorite thing to do in a lazy day?
read and paint and listen to music
Favourite age you've been so far and why ?
age 10 was pretty good cause i gave -2 ****s
What are you doing for march break?
sleeping til 3pm daily
Then what are you?
just a small town girl, LIVIN IN A LONELY WORLD
You try to not be an open book, but at the same time you are but you've ripped out a few pages now haven't you?
i don't try to be anything i'm not
II think you shouldnt try to crack a smile, youre beautiful either way
smooth
Too easy to read
you say that as if it's an insult, nothing wrong with being an open book :)
What is life?
chipotle is life
Would it kill you to crack a smile in the hall every once in a while?
might not kill me but it'd probably scar everyone else so i avoid that
A body part you think you could do without ?
i've already made it pretty far in life without my heart
Are you and that Ethan guy dating ?
no
What Would You Do If You Woke Up The Opposite Gender ?
well
Would you travel to Mars if you knew you cannot come back?
mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids, in fact it's cold as hell
What's your favourite word or phrase ?
geronimo
The last thing you bought ?
mcdonalds
What do you think is the most useless class in high school?
none of them
Favorite joke of all time?
what currency do they use in space? STARBUCKS
When are you going back to school?
when pigs fly/hell freezes over/pink floyd does a reunion tour with roger waters (take your pick)
What is the one thing that should be taught in school that isn’t already?
how not to be an ***hole cause i really need that lesson
What does your perfect day look like?
lying in bed while the red glow of the netflix title screen illuminates my self-pity
When was the last time you cried and why ?
never
Patriots or sea hawks?
PATRIAWKS
What has wasted your time the most this year ?
exams
After losing against the slime, it now asserts its dominance in a final act, it proceeds to ruthlessly beat you to death.
Youre Dead.
Your family's dead.
Your pets are being skinned alive.
You lost to a ****ing slime.
Live with it. Game over
so i think i ****ed up a little bit
Lamborghini or Ferrari?
are those soccer players
If money was no object, what would you do all day?
paint
I will tell say it to your face, but I want it be a surprise ;)
surprises are fun
Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island?
harry styles so we can talk about shoes and louis tomlinson, no shame
If you wanna see an attractive girl, turn on your phone, go to the camera app and then switch to the front camera.
I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU TO SAY THIS TO MY FACE so i can thank you in person cause damn that's good
concerts you've attended ?
doobie brothers, neil young, one direction (olly murs and 5sos aka 5std opened for them but gross), the 1975, one republic, teegan and sara, the script, walk off the earth, approximately 800 more
Why are you really nice in private but a soul-eating demon in group settings?
gotta uphold my reputation
Right after doing so, the sentient piece of moss pulls out its phone and ask for your username so it can challenge you to a game! What do you do?
KICK ITS as* AT TRIVIA CRACK THAT'S WHAT
After an intense few seconds, the sentient piece of moss look away. You have successfully assert your dominance. What do you do?
take out my phone and check for wifi to play trivia crack
After you finish the breathtaking duet, the sentient piece of moss stares at you. What do you do?
STARE BACK AND NEVER BLINK TO ASSERT MY DOMINANCE
The sentient piece of moss begins to perform an acapella cover of "Carry on my wayward son" to calm you down, what do you do?
sing along obviously, who would pass up the chance to sing carry on my wayward son with a sentient piece of moss?
When you open the lid of the golden loo, you find what appears to be a sentient piece of moss! What do you do?
cry
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